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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ask the woman in my office if I could lactate her straight in to my coffee.

N.B.

I don't work in an office

There is no woman

I don't take milk in my coffee

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ask the woman in my office if I could lactate her straight in to my coffee.

N.B.

I don't work in an office

There is no woman

I don't take milk in my coffee

"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

In that case ... go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In that case ... go for it "

I just might once I've phoned my fictitious solicitor to make sure it is permissible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get this 'joke'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way."

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts "

Always be yourself Don't moderate for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts

Always be yourself Don't moderate for others"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts

Always be yourself Don't moderate for others"

That is very good advice,don't change who you are for anyone on here.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts

Always be yourself Don't moderate for others"

...unless you are a mod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's funny really how different people can get away with thing's without being slaughtered,if a Fab favourite had started that it would have gone a whole different way.

I think you gotta be here and be posting plenty for people to get you and no you mean no harm. I only ever try to be funny and I always mean well, but that's not to say I dont come across as a dick anyway. It's a tough crowd on here at times but other times the craic is might. Swingers and roundabouts

Always be yourself Don't moderate for others

...unless you are a mod. "

True. It's only the mods who get the final word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a bit taken a back that people honestly thought it was not tongue in cheek

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"In that case ... go for it

I just might once I've phoned my fictitious solicitor to make sure it is permissible "

Better safe than sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In that case ... go for it

I just might once I've phoned my fictitious solicitor to make sure it is permissible

Better safe than sorry "

Always be safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a bit taken a back that people honestly thought it was not tongue in cheek"

I wouldn't like to think where else he'd want to put his tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get the bloke that sits next to the fictional woman to dump his spunk into it instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get the bloke that sits next to the fictional woman to dump his spunk into it instead."

Ewww There's always someone who takes it to the next level

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get the bloke that sits next to the fictional woman to dump his spunk into it instead.

Ewww There's always someone who takes it to the next level "

Not really its a parallel universe alternative. Besides its full of protein its good for you drink up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah go for it. "

I will. I'll tell the judge Magneto said it was 'OK'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get the bloke that sits next to the fictional woman to dump his spunk into it instead.

Ewww There's always someone who takes it to the next level

Not really its a parallel universe alternative. Besides its full of protein its good for you drink up. "

Bit of science in there...

So if I was a woman I could've written:

'Should I ask the hot man in my office if I could milk him in to my coffee. I've run out of milk.'

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