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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot to pick up milk on my way into work this morning and I have none for my morning cuppa. Theres a girl in the office next door who's lactating? Should I ask her if she brought any milk in this morning that I can use?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah sure and tell us what she says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes and I also want to know the result of you asking her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, cos that would be weird and creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if you could milk her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"

"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"

"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask her if you could milk her "

Haha tempted, they are fooking massive. Not that I was looking much

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What a nice lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a nice lady. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"

"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"

"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."

"

Did you stare at her breasts the whole time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"

"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"

"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."

Did you stare at her breasts the whole time? "

Ofcourse, I'm a man ain't I

I went out with friends in my 20s and we had a contest to see who could get a slap, yes we were dicks..probably still are too lol but yeah I went up to a girl and said "excuse me, I've been watching you all night." Then I looked at her other tit and said "I've been watching you too." - I got a slap

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby


"I forgot to pick up milk on my way into work this morning and I have none for my morning cuppa. Theres a girl in the office next door who's lactating? Should I ask her if she brought any milk in this morning that I can use? "

Update your CV before you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby


"What a nice lady. "

What a \__¥__/ of a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department."

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ew"

Can you say that in a Scottish accent please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good "

As was our replies to you. Loved the humour of the whole thing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

As was our replies to you. Loved the humour of the whole thing xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good "

Huh.... ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

Huh.... ? "

Shut, sorry! I meant P6545

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

Huh.... ? "

The breasts have disorientated him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

Huh.... ?

The breasts have disorientated him "

It only takes a nipple to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with ppl name dropping me and trying to be me lately.....

Flattery I guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is imho , just for the record....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.

Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good

Huh.... ?

The breasts have disorientated him

It only takes a nipple to be fair "

Or a nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is imho , just for the record...."

noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with ppl name dropping me and trying to be me lately.....

Flattery I guess.... "

You should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is imho , just for the record....

noted"

I enjoyed it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee "

That was your opening, you totally bottled it, she wanted you to drink from them directly

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee

That was your opening, you totally bottled it, she wanted you to drink from them directly "

Lol I dont think it was, plus I don't play with people from work. I dont play much at all anymore tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. "

Exactly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee

That was your opening, you totally bottled it, she wanted you to drink from them directly "

He'd have plenty of milk if he'd bottled it

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