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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
FUCK"What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper.  | |||
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"I hear ya? If you find out do let me know  "Promise doll | |||
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"It's beginning to get to me too. " It’s actually getting annoying ! | |||
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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
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What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper. "If anything it would be a laugh lmao but alas no | |||
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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
FUCK
What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper.
If anything it would be a laugh lmao but alas no"Ok, what about filling the washing machine with a full load and having one of those suction cup dildos on it while you sit on with the machine on spin. And a vibe on the clit for good measure? | |||
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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
FUCK
What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper.
If anything it would be a laugh lmao but alas no
Ok, what about filling the washing machine with a full load and having one of those suction cup dildos on it while you sit on with the machine on spin. And a vibe on the clit for good measure?"Your creative 10/10 | |||
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 ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane! | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane! "Now there’s an idea! | |||
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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
FUCK
What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper.
If anything it would be a laugh lmao but alas no
Ok, what about filling the washing machine with a full load and having one of those suction cup dildos on it while you sit on with the machine on spin. And a vibe on the clit for good measure?"Now there's an idea I might try myself | |||
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"I alongside many of my fellow fabbers I am sure are so sexually frustrated !!! I was considered to be in the clinically vulnerable so was locked up for months with not many chances too ..... relieve .... With meets still not able to happen how can I spice up my self play I am literally yearning for that ‘ohhhhh fuck’ moment where you bite your lip, arch your back and feel it just ....slip in
FUCK
What about getting a fwb to attach a dildo to a fishing rod? He can cast from a safe distance and you can hope to catch a whopper.
If anything it would be a laugh lmao but alas no
Ok, what about filling the washing machine with a full load and having one of those suction cup dildos on it while you sit on with the machine on spin. And a vibe on the clit for good measure?
Now there's an idea I might try myself "I’m full of good ideas  | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane! "Best comment of my life I AGREE!!!! | |||
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"Perhaps ask the doctor for a orgasm ,regards Dr Phil lol "Wonderful idea but I don’t do women | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane! "Would you pick up your prescription or prefer to have it delivered? | |||
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"Get one of those sex machines??
"That's not going to cut it just now, unless there's one that can throw me about, play with my boobs and whisper filth in my ear  !
I never talk sex on here! Little Lana's taken the wheel right now , I feel like a man! | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane!
Would you pick up your prescription or prefer to have it delivered? "I was hoping to be one of the immune people fingers crossed! | |||
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"I might be invisible on this thread and I'm sorry if I sound needy and attention seeking but this post really hit home. I love the clubs and being able to spread my wings, apart from a bit of shopping in my boring dresses I'm missing the hugs,the compliments and the smiles of my beautiful friends . Making me quite sad at the moment. I love all of you x " That makes total sense Chloe. I'm sorry for being flippant, it's a very strange/tough time just now in lots of ways and we all need some affection in whatever form it comes. Xx | |||
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"It's been nearly a year, nearly a year since I last has sex!! There's probably dead people getting more sex than me. It ain't fair I tell you! If you hear of a woman with a lasso running amok in the North West soon that will probably be me
Not even kidding."That would be funny to see | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane! "I'm immune  | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane!
I'm immune "Lucky sod . How are you feeling now? | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane!
I'm immune
Lucky sod. How are you feeling now? "Covid wise? As right as rain. I was really not particularly unwell, just loss of smell/taste, banging headache and exhausted. Otherwise? Feeling good, just have pokey stitches poking me in the proverbial place | |||
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"It's been nearly a year, nearly a year since I last has sex!! There's probably dead people getting more sex than me. It ain't fair I tell you! If you hear of a woman with a lasso running amok in the North West soon that will probably be me
Not even kidding.
That would be funny to see "Lasso at the ready | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane!
I'm immune
Lucky sod. How are you feeling now?
Covid wise? As right as rain. I was really not particularly unwell, just loss of smell/taste, banging headache and exhausted.
Otherwise? Feeling good, just have pokey stitches poking me in the proverbial place "Ha yeah I meant the 'slicing and dicing'. That's good. Tough chick! | |||
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"I am REALLY feeling it just now too so feel your pain ladies ! They should start putting out immune people on prescription to keep us all half sane!
I'm immune
Lucky sod. How are you feeling now?
Covid wise? As right as rain. I was really not particularly unwell, just loss of smell/taste, banging headache and exhausted.
Otherwise? Feeling good, just have pokey stitches poking me in the proverbial place
Ha yeah I meant the 'slicing and dicing'. That's good. Tough chick! "The slicing and dicing seems to have gone well, thank you
Things are functioning normally, I have no pain and only taking paracetamol for the bruising/swelling. Put it this way, I'm comfortable enough to feel horny | |||
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"I might be invisible on this thread and I'm sorry if I sound needy and attention seeking but this post really hit home. I love the clubs and being able to spread my wings, apart from a bit of shopping in my boring dresses I'm missing the hugs,the compliments and the smiles of my beautiful friends . Making me quite sad at the moment. I love all of you x " You're not invisible xx | |||
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