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Whats the strangest offer/request you have had? | |||
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"had someone mail me and ask if I wanted him to pick me up a kebab...wtf lol" Pmsl  | |||
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"was asked to have someones name tattoed on lol x  "so where did u have it then ??  | |||
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"im still picking the perfect place lol x" Is he called BoB ? | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???" K9 ?????? | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! "....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???" yeap im lost too, K9? lol | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???K9 ?????? "sex with a dog!!!! lmfao!!!! | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???K9 ??????
sex with a dog!!!! lmfao!!!!" i kinda wished i hadnt asked now | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! ....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x"i'd have done it for a £5 lol  | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! ....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x
i'd have done it for a £5 lol "we still talking about k9? | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???K9 ??????
sex with a dog!!!! lmfao!!!!
i kinda wished i hadnt asked now"eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww beastiality how so not right is that | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! ....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x
i'd have done it for a £5 lol
we still talking about k9?"no dam you woman pay attention ,,,, heels and seam's , heels and seamssssss | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! ....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x
i'd have done it for a £5 lol
we still talking about k9?"think we're on about walking in heels and seams.....but im not really sure .lol | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???K9 ??????
sex with a dog!!!! lmfao!!!!
i kinda wished i hadnt asked noweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww beastiality how so not right is that "i did my best to try and warn you?? so do you think i win the prize for worst request??? | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! ....i'd have done that for 20 quid ..lol x
i'd have done it for a £5 lol "you lot are cheap il pm him youre details | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be???" We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be??? We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! " x 2 | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be??? We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! " Yep had that one! And one who wanted smearing in contents of doggie pick up bags! Had to read it twice to make sure we understood his request! 
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we answered no!
Don't know what he wanted it for, maybe he don't like his mother inlaw and was going to invite her to dinner
Was also offered an all expenses paid holiday to Ireland a while back also just to swing lol
Tony | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be??? We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! Yep had that one! And one who wanted smearing in contents of doggie pick up bags! Had to read it twice to make sure we understood his request!
"OMFG!!!! | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be??? We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! Yep had that one! And one who wanted smearing in contents of doggie pick up bags! Had to read it twice to make sure we understood his request!
OMFG!!!!"Blocked and deleted very quickly by me. P nearly wet her self though laughing. | |||
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"i think mine may be better..or worse than all these!! i was asked if k9 interested me...naive little thing that i am...thought it was Dr who role play of some description!! nooooooooooo!! how wrong can you be??? We can beat your one K9....ours was with two k9's ! Yep had that one! And one who wanted smearing in contents of doggie pick up bags! Had to read it twice to make sure we understood his request!
OMFG!!!!
Blocked and deleted very quickly by me. P nearly wet her self though laughing. "im gutted now!!! felt sure mine was goning to be the worst!! lol  | |||
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"Had 1 guy said he really really wanted to cum all over my glasses! Now that is weird! lol.... Plus i would'nt be able to see if he did hehe... "he might of meant your wine glasses  | |||
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"Had 1 guy said he really really wanted to cum all over my glasses! Now that is weird! lol.... Plus i would'nt be able to see if he did hehe...
he might of meant your wine glasses "lol....hopefully but somehow i dont tink so... | |||
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"Had 1 guy said he really really wanted to cum all over my glasses! Now that is weird! lol.... Plus i would'nt be able to see if he did hehe... "perhaps he had a speech impediment n meant your asses ( obviously suffered from blurred vision as well ) doesnt sound like much of a catch to be honest,but,each to their own | |||
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"Is this the right to place to mention the butternut squash message "lol I told you about the guy who wanted me to punch (not fist yer filthy gits)him I was also asked to wear stockings for a woman, I said no thanks, I have legs like a rugby player and would of looked like a 2lb sausage in a 1lb sausage skin | |||
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"Is this the right to place to mention the butternut squash message "This is absolutely the place to tell us that don't know, about the butternut squash!! ;p | |||
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"Is this the right to place to mention the butternut squash message "Oh yes, please do | |||
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"just the usual...il pay you 500 quid if you let me watch you walk up and down in seams and heels.....no touching!!! "Aw I'm jealous, I only got offered £100 - glad I didn't accept now if £500 is the going rate lol xx  xx | |||
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To smoke during sex...
To use him as an ashtray and stub my fags out on him....
To have my shoes licked.... fuck that! No one drools on my shoes!
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hes been quiet lately I wonder if hes still in A&E | |||
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"Im not the only one on here that had mail from someone wanting people to watch him put various objects up his bum Mine was to watch him with a butternut squash,it was a different object with different people
hes been quiet lately I wonder if hes still in A&E "Lol had one asking if I wanted to watch him fist himself up his arse and use a lynx can too | |||
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"Im not the only one on here that had mail from someone wanting people to watch him put various objects up his bum Mine was to watch him with a butternut squash,it was a different object with different people
hes been quiet lately I wonder if hes still in A&E "I remember him... I'd be very concerned if he ever offered to cook dinner lol | |||
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"Im not the only one on here that had mail from someone wanting people to watch him put various objects up his bum Mine was to watch him with a butternut squash,it was a different object with different people
hes been quiet lately I wonder if hes still in A&E
I remember him... I'd be very concerned if he ever offered to cook dinner lol
"I can hear Lloyd Grosman now commenting on the nutty taste and texture
@ Di... I think we're both talking about the same guy | |||
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"Im not the only one on here that had mail from someone wanting people to watch him put various objects up his bum Mine was to watch him with a butternut squash,it was a different object with different people
hes been quiet lately I wonder if hes still in A&E
I remember him... I'd be very concerned if he ever offered to cook dinner lol
I can hear Lloyd Grosman now commenting on the nutty taste and texture
@ Di... I think we're both talking about the same guy "  | |||
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"Someone offered me a donkey punch, I of course declined." What's a donkey punch? | |||
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"Someone offered me a donkey punch, I of course declined.What's a donkey punch? "definition from wikipedia Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.[3] There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4] wish I hadnt looked now | |||
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"A young man on here kept asking me to use a strap-on on him, so I blocked him "......oopps i've just said i would do that ...oh dear xx lol | |||
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"A young man on here kept asking me to use a strap-on on him, so I blocked him ......oopps i've just said i would do that ...oh dear xx lol"I would have got him round here straight away | |||
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