FabSwingers.com forum: Erection Sound

By *eldomVanilla OP Man
over a year ago

London

If an erection made a sound what sound would it be?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Boing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Creak?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Creak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you remember the lollipops that had a sliding whistle in them...... that, that is the noise

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Meep Meep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depending on your premature ejaculation like that space shuttle taking off

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By *eldomVanilla OP Man
over a year ago

London

So not the end of the countdown clock then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Churchill the Dog 'Ah yes'

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hello!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine a siren, or a warning. Like a vehicle reversing sound, perhaps with an audible "Warning, appendage engorsing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike oldfield tubular bells

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Like a “pop”

Think finger in the side of your cheek

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

A squeaky door.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Boing "

Yes pretty much.

Like when you flick a spring door stop.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you remember the lollipops that had a sliding whistle in them...... that, that is the noise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightsabre sound for sure

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Woop-woop! It's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like an air compressor ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddie Mercury signing show must go on

Or Celine Dion singing my heart will Go on (as it is the one that pumps the blood that goes through the cock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slow creeping sound - like Death shuffling across the floor

Followed by ‘oh sorry, that doesn’t usually happen’

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

obviously it would be the sound of a horn

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Lightsabre sound for sure"

Yes!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Like a deep bassy sound. Like the vibrations of the earth.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Like a deep bassy sound. Like the vibrations of the earth. "

Well it does lead to an eruption like effect, so I would say that is a very sensible association.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The sound of a whistling kettle

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Like a deep bassy sound. Like the vibrations of the earth.

Well it does lead to an eruption like effect, so I would say that is a very sensible association. "

Trust me to apply logic to dick sounds.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Boing thump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrrrrrrr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The start of Beethoven's 5th Symphony

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Woody Woodpecker laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That noise Stephen Fry makes in Blackadder goes Forth. Behhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Superman theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That noise Stephen Fry makes in Blackadder goes Forth. Behhhhh!"

Haha...Love it

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By *eldomVanilla OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Boing thump

Swoosh the sound of the ball hitting the back of the net after Joe Hart tries to save a free kick .. just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its exactly the same sound as when you are on a rollercoaster and it cranks you up to the first big drop!!

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By *ax TongueticklerMan
over a year ago

london

Ni naw, ni naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fan fare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fan fare. "

Like when a Ryanair flight arrives on time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party Whistle or Party Horn

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Like a deep bassy sound. Like the vibrations of the earth.

Well it does lead to an eruption like effect, so I would say that is a very sensible association. "
So Van Halen's Eruption for you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A fan fare.

Like when a Ryanair flight arrives on time!

And then everyone claps

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Be funny of it sounded like a sewing machine.

Or a piling noise when he came

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Like a creaky floorboard that clangs a bell when it hits full mast

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

"If you remember the lollipops that had a sliding whistle in them...... that, that is the noise "

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opening guitar to 'Sweet Child O' Mine'

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Judging by some pics on here...some of them go *flusssssshhhh*

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thunderbirds theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wwooooossssshhhhh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Judging by some pics on here...some of them go *flusssssshhhh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fan fare.

Like when a Ryanair flight arrives on time!

And then everyone claps"

Haha!

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

How about the dong when someone hits the bell

On a fair ground with a sledge hammer ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Like a creaky floorboard that clangs a bell when it hits full mast "

Least you can find it in the dark

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A cockerel crowing

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

It would be like that Eric Cantona video

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

"Boing

I knew you'd say that. lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How about the dong when someone hits the bell

On a fair ground with a sledge hammer ? "

Ooh I like this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Arruuugah

Tadaaa

The clangers pulling something heavy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mine sounds like

Thus spake Zarathustra from 2001

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Like a creaky floorboard that clangs a bell when it hits full mast

Least you can find it in the dark

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Or the first few bars of red dwarf

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By *annahHeartsWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I want to be!!!!

Ahhhhrooooooghahhh!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The sound it would make is ‘suck us off’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Partridge - 'Aha'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lionel Richie singing

"Hello is it me you're looking for"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"If an erection made a sound what sound would it be? "

It would be like that sound when you hold a ruler on a table and have the end over the side, then you twang the ruler and pull it back onto the table so the pitch increases until the sound stops.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Shazam

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Lionel Richie singing

"Hello is it me you're looking for""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a deep bassy sound. Like the vibrations of the earth. "

Mine sounds like the opening bars of Thriller

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If an erection made a sound what sound would it be?

It would be like that sound when you hold a ruler on a table and have the end over the side, then you twang the ruler and pull it back onto the table so the pitch increases until the sound stops. "

Oooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo! From Song 2.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be changed like a text alert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schawingggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean nobody else's makes a sound?!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Schwinggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La cucaracha with a trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lightsaber

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The noise transformers make

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Excuse me”

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nothing to add, but some excellent work here

Thanks, OP!

Mrs x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ta DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steam train, or perhaps Thomas the Tank Engine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Whirrrrrrrrr thunk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Kerchow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lightsaber noises*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yakety Sax

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Spring doorstop held over to one side then released

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Screaming Fox:"JACHA-CHACHA-CHACHA-CHOW!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Up periscope".

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I like a THWACK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the old strongbow advert when the two arrows hit the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That of a drawbridge being raised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound that boxing punchbag machine at the fairground makes when you reach the highest score availble.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The sound mario makes when he jumps

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"The sound mario makes when he jumps

You should see my boiing video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quacking sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of the TARDIS in Dr Who

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A big lion roar.

And after he's finished, Porky Pig saying "th-th-th-that's all folks"

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By *eldomVanilla OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Nothing to add, but some excellent work here

Thanks, OP!

Mrs x"

Thanks to all those that have come up with some great ideas

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