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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s have em’

Ya know the ones

Don’t fold your clothes when putting them in a suitcase, roll them.

Reuse the hotdog water as a drink at parties

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I had a bit of sick come up my throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I had a bit of sick come up my throat "

Use that as squirrel food!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Leave your front door open all the time. Saves having to answer it.

never pay your electricity bill, you will never have to do the ironing. If you don't pay the gas bill either you will save a lot of money.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Don’t have a bookmark? Use ketchup instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little dab of toothpaste on the inside of your diving mask, wiped off with a cloth. No more steaming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money on expensive binoculars by simply moving closer to the object you want to view...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Save the dust from your hoover, by the end of the year you will have enough to stuff your own duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn used condoms inside out to double their life span. Thrifty, enviromentally friendly and pre-lubed...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Save money on child care by taking your children everywhere with you

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

If you drop an egg on the floor sprinkle salt on it then its way easier to clean up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"If you drop an egg on the floor sprinkle salt on it then its way easier to clean up"

Or take a blow torch to it, pop it on toast and give it to the kids for lunch

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ice cream too hard to scoop? Pop your spoon in the microwave for 30seconds to heat it up first*

(*do not do this)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

NEVER use mayonnaise as a homemade conditioner, no matter what you may have read in stupid womens magazines.

And never use conditioner as sald dressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t have a bookmark? Use ketchup instead."

Shudders*

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

[Removed by poster at 17/08/20 14:43:17]

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder. "

Genius

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When hunting moomins bait the traps with flumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NEVER use mayonnaise as a homemade conditioner, no matter what you may have read in stupid womens magazines.

And never use conditioner as sald dressing "

Or as homemade lube. I know someone who did she she ended up with maggots in her fanny

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"When hunting moomins bait the traps with flumps"

Nooo! The poor flumps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder. "

Fuck ok that’s actually a really good life hack

You’re smart for a Tory.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder.

Fuck ok that’s actually a really good life hack

You’re smart for a Tory. "

You’re welcome

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Ladies, in a rush at the supermarket with only a few items? Flutter your eyelashes and ask can you go in front. Only works with Men but works every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I had a bit of sick come up my throat "

Me too

I’ve had to put my sick bands on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone's choking on an ice cube simply pour boiling water down their throat. Hey presto, ice cube disappears.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Save the dust from your hoover, by the end of the year you will have enough to stuff your own duvet

"

I'm doing similar with my belly button fluff. Will make felted toys with it when I have enough.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If you see something online ..but you think mmm that's a bit too big ...order it on eBay ..then it'll probably be too small

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Save money on expensive binoculars by simply moving closer to the object you want to view..."

This is quality advice. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When making spam sandwiches scrape the fatty brine stuff off and use for hair gel

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Tired of people sitting next to you on public transport? When someone approaches your seat, look them in the eye as you tap that spare seat next to you with your hand in an encouraging manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you drop an egg on the floor sprinkle salt on it then its way easier to clean up

Or take a blow torch to it, pop it on toast and give it to the kids for lunch "

Or own a dog and never have to clean up food waste again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting any minge from fab?

Tough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tired?

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attach a corn beef tin key to your keyring. Then if you go to the supermarket and don't have a £1 coin for the trolley the key key can be inserted to release the trolley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Keep empty pizza boxes to use as gift "wrap" for DVDs or books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors "

You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors

You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs."

5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors

You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs.

5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself ! "

No you've misunderstood. I've been keeping all my old ones since 2017 and been turning them inside out on your advice.

Though I do agree, five minutes to do two is quite long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors

You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs.

5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself !

No you've misunderstood. I've been keeping all my old ones since 2017 and been turning them inside out on your advice.

Though I do agree, five minutes to do two is quite long."

Ah I see, that makes more sense then. Carry on

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you cant find a hair tie use a sock.

It doesn't work the other way round tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors "

They have actual pizza scissors here!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Annoying spill on clothes? Dab/rub with cold water immediately will remove most of it before a proper wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want the washing up bowl to stand up in the sink, pour a small amount of water in it before you stand it up...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Tired of people sitting next to you on public transport? When someone approaches your seat, look them in the eye as you tap that spare seat next to you with your hand in an encouraging manner. "

That actually made me laugh..

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