FabSwingers.com forum: WANTED! Personal assistant.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've decided that with J back in the same country and working all week, I need a PA for when he's busy. To keep me entertained and what not.

Thought I'd advertise here before I start flyering....

Any of you lot wanna apply?

Payment will be in cake/gin (other foods and beverages are available)

Pop your application below

Oh...and we absolutely have no moral issues with fucking the staff....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can talk random bollocks for hours if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i send my cv via indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i send my cv via indeed

Here....like I said in my OP...

(Interviewer note...cant take direction)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can talk random bollocks for hours if that helps

Doesn't hurt slim

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do I have to sit on your knee?

If so, yes.

I can't type for shit tho

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

How’s the interview process

I would be available for a trial fitting to see if everything was up to standard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can talk random bollocks for hours if that helps

Doesn't hurt slim

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You know it really will be random waffling as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to sit on your knee?

If so, yes.

I can't type for shit tho

No typing involved...and you can sit where you like

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm round the corner....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV. "

Who doeant have a slice of cake after sex?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my clothes off alll the time, oh, and I drop things on the floor, which I then have to bend over to pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i send my cv via indeed

Here....like I said in my OP...

(Interviewer note...cant take direction)

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no wrong was been cheeky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV.

Who doeant have a slice of cake after sex?! "

Can I have a slice before?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Will I get my own lanyard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take my clothes off alll the time, oh, and I drop things on the floor, which I then have to bend over to pick up

Naked dropsies....

This is good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV.

Who doeant have a slice of cake after sex?!

Can I have a slice before? "

Nooooo you must earn your cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I get my own lanyard?"

That can be arranged...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Will I get my own lanyard?

That can be arranged...

Good ,as that was the dealbreaker

I'll start Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I get my own lanyard?

That can be arranged...

Good ,as that was the dealbreaker

I'll start Monday"

It is Monday

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Will I get my own lanyard?

That can be arranged...

Good ,as that was the dealbreaker

I'll start Monday

It is Monday

You're right! That's why you're the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame, I'm a handyman not a PA, ah well, always next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes! "

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

I'll meet you in the cake aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?"
yes it does also shampoo and styling wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax"

Styling seems a little pointless in this instance...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax

Styling seems a little pointless in this instance...

"
well you never know it's the details that matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh hi....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax

Styling seems a little pointless in this instance...

well you never know it's the details that matter

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also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax

Styling seems a little pointless in this instance...

well you never know it's the details that matter

also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed

You need a belt!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Dam the competition for this position is tough my application didn’t even get reviewed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm

Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax

Styling seems a little pointless in this instance...

well you never know it's the details that matter

also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed

You need a belt! "
i do when i but one on my hand are well busy some reason i hear someone taking off weird right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam the competition for this position is tough my application didn’t even get reviewed

This is why I need a PA...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh hi....

I'll stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hi....

I'll stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty

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damn forgot that one haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll bring Danish pastries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.

I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.

I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?"
dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.

I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit

Not sure I understand your waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.

I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit

Not sure I understand your waffle

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sorry be your assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam the competition for this position is tough my application didn’t even get reviewed

This is why I need a PA...

Offering my services, I give great foot massages and a great around the house, collared and cuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat cake or drink.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

I'll meet you in the cake aisle

Nice drizzle in your profile pic....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

I'll meet you in the cake aisle

Nice drizzle in your profile pic....

You should see where I hold my coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me"

Whatever you're offering...yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

Whatever you're offering...yes

Everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Whatever you're offering...yes

Everything

oh queenie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

I'll meet you in the cake aisle

Nice drizzle in your profile pic....

You should see where I hold my coffee cup

I should, yes, show me.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm round the corner....

You're just after my cakes!

I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....

I'll meet you in the cake aisle

Nice drizzle in your profile pic....

You should see where I hold my coffee cup

I should, yes, show me.....?

Careful...i might

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm on the right adress ?

I went to job center and they send me here

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Did I get the job or what? And do I get a uniform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do we send our cv lol

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Always wanted be PA to a woman or couple for real

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