FabSwingers.com forum: Do all estate agents smell the same

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had two estate agents in the house im working on this morning, and they both seem to have the same scent, is there a standard fragrance for estate agents??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the smell of cookies being baked?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Joop?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joop?"
Nailed it, think that might have been what it was

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the scent they use is eau de bullshit they seem to talk it enough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

"Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter

and all after the commission at any price normally..lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

Yup, all you mate nothing to do with the fuck off commission they’ll earn.

You want to see top level flirting and hot women: any sales department for medication & health

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They rub freshly ground coffee or newly baked bread behind their ears , it's what they teach them at Estate Agent Academy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They rub freshly ground coffee or newly baked bread behind their ears , it's what they teach them at Estate Agent Academy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They rub freshly ground coffee or newly baked bread behind their ears , it's what they teach them at Estate Agent Academy

"
Every day is a school day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When we sold our house the agent was excellent and smelled lovely. We felt extremely ancient when he told us he'd been at school with our son

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking the smell of b/s op? General rule of thumb is they do talk a lot of crap to get someone to buy a house.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Had two estate agents in the house im working on this morning, and they both seem to have the same scent, is there a standard fragrance for estate agents??

Lynx Africa?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're lucky..... The estate agent I've just been dealing with smelled of wet dog

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

They all listen to Simply Red too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy."

I smell of wee...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy.

I smell of wee...

True story

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy.

I smell of wee...

True story"

I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy.

I smell of wee...

True story

I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it!

Piss off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Sniffs nippy.

I smell of wee...

True story

I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it!

Piss off

Like a contest?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They all listen to Simply Red too."

Money's Too Tight to Mention?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.

I'm sure some smell of piss and are unscrupulous, but why judge ppl by what someone pays them to do for a living? Nobody starts a thread on plumbers farts do they - my brother is a plumber and smells vile....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, all you mate nothing to do with the fuck off commission they’ll earn.

You want to see top level flirting and hot women: any sales department for medication & health "

I met a gorgeous busty blonde from Tinder who did that and her colleagues were stunning too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think it was Jack Dee that said that when an estate agent enters your house the power of their aftershave perfume/aftershave was enough to suck the air out the room and leave you struggling for breath and unable to see as your eyes puffed and began to water....

.... and this was coined the phrase “estate agent orange”

(Someone explain that to the “youf”)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......

(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)

Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.

"
I didn’t say they smelled bad, just that they smelled the same fragrance

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Yes, Bullshit

“There’s a lot of interest in this house”

“Someones ready to make an offer”

“This house has a lot of potential”

“You don’t want to much room anyway”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There like politicians full of bullshit

And so are solicitors and lawyers say anytime get your cash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've never sniffed one to tell you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread