FabSwingers.com forum: Copy n paste for the ladies

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.

I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.

Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target

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I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.

Specsavers next time eh?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

adjective

adjective: ignorant

lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

"he was told constantly that he was ignorant and stupid"

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh I like the first! *claps hands* bravo!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

Love it

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

When they say "how about......"

or how about you read my fucking profile text and show some goddam respect and consideration?

I'm gonna be brutally honest here, it's messages just like this one, messages that clearly show the sender has complete contempt and disregard in reference to the wishes of the recipient that cause women to leave this place. They're made to feel like what they want, what they ask for doesn't matter, that THEY don't matter.

It's men who behave just like you just have that instead of giving women confidence, chip away at them bit by bit.

Many men moan about the women on here saying they're up their own arses, that they're rude for not replying bla bla bla....

No, the men are rude and ignorant for blatantly ignoring the basics like reading the goddam words someone has taken the time and effort to write.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

hey stranger (from someone you've never met before)

Hmmm, I don't seem to remember you, but I will never forget the stranger danger lesson, now back the fuck up before I pull out the pepper spray. Capiche?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I may look young for my age, but born yesterday I certainly wasn't. Your bullshit skills are as lacking as your people skills.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Reply to the "wuu2"

I've picked my nose and scratched my arse, in that order because I've made the mistake of doing it the other way around, in the time it took me to actually decipher what that message meant

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Reply to the "wuu2"

I've picked my nose and scratched my arse, in that order because I've made the mistake of doing it the other way around, in the time it took me to actually decipher what that message meant

yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll stay clear of this thread, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about f*ck off you non reading twat

At least then the recipient will know where he stands.

If he then continues follow up with go f*ck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple!

That usually leaves them too perplexed to think of an answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.

"No thanks generic pasted messages are impersonal and sent by guys who are playing the numbers and no interest in the individual so on that goodbye"

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about f*ck off you non reading twat

At least then the recipient will know where he stands.

If he then continues follow up with go f*ck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple!

That usually leaves them too perplexed to think of an answer!"

You sound as though you speak from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my job I’m dealing with people and I have to give the polite answers but in my head I’m thinking these things.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.

"I would like to say thank you for your message (they'll see that bit and get a semi) however, generic pasted messages are impersonal and sent by guys who are playing the numbers game and merely looking for a warm crevice to lay their throbbing member inside with no interest in the individual or their individual wants and needs, so on that basis I shall not be saying thank you, I shall be saying goodbye""

I've tweaked it. Reel them in a bit before the kapow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.

I've tweaked it. Reel them in a bit before the kapow."

You women are evil

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

No words, just a link.

https://youtu.be/kKW2IxrOuh4

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

your luck would be that being their kink! X

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

your luck would be that being their kink! X"

Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

your luck would be that being their kink! X

Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock "

Without realising autoerotic asphyxiation is a kink that a bleeding woman with low tolerance of idiots could quite easily get into

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

your luck would be that being their kink! X

Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock

Without realising autoerotic asphyxiation is a kink that a bleeding woman with low tolerance of idiots could quite easily get into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*messages the hot ladies wanting those responses*

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky

Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods

your luck would be that being their kink! X

Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock "

I really wish there was a face palm emoji because I have had that reply back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we turn them into a bingo game and the first to get them all (screen shots of them required) gets a slap with the wet end of a fish

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"can we turn them into a bingo game and the first to get them all (screen shots of them required) gets a slap with the wet end of a fish

Only if the fish has dynamite for fins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we turn them into a bingo game and the first to get them all (screen shots of them required) gets a slap with the wet end of a fish

Only if the fish has dynamite for fins

now your just getting kinky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How about " I'd rather place a hot iron on my fanjina than converse with you , you lazy idle fuckwit " .

Should work

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about " I'd rather place a hot iron on my fanjina than converse with you , you lazy idle fuckwit " .

Should work

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"How about " I'd rather place a hot iron on my fanjina than converse with you , you lazy idle fuckwit " .

Should work

I should have been a woman

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

If your messages were a restaurant, the council would shut the fucker down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Woman of Fab, Please tick one of the following:

A: Weird sex

B:Sex thats a bit weird

C: ANYTHING GOES SEX.

This cut paste letter has got me many verifications. Granted none of it actually resulted in sex, but the green tick of fab means far more!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wuu2?

if you take your cock out your hand and use both to type you might actually manage a sentence

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

How about...

I'd rather shag Zelda than you, does that tell you my level of interest?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about...

I'd rather shag Zelda than you, does that tell you my level of interest?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

" Hi Woman of Fab, Please tick one of the following:

A: Weird sex

B:Sex thats a bit weird

C: ANYTHING GOES SEX.

This cut paste letter has got me many verifications. Granted none of it actually resulted in sex, but the green tick of fab means far more!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.

I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.

Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target

I'll start with:

I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.

Specsavers next time eh?

Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I think not.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.

I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.

Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target

I'll start with:

I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.

Specsavers next time eh?

Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply.

I think they should come with electric shocks to the nutsack. That would please me immensely

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.

I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.

Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target

I'll start with:

I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.

Specsavers next time eh?

Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply.

I think they should come with electric shocks to the nutsack. That would please me immensely

I love it when you try to woo me like this.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

2am d*unken hook up request

I recommend sticking your cock in that kebab you picked up on the way home, it's far more interested in you than I am and it has no brain or feelings

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've considered your kind offer. I'm really extremely horny and feeling almost desperate.

Alas, I must decline.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've considered your kind offer. I'm really extremely horny and feeling almost desperate.

Alas, I must decline."

Bwaaaahahahaha fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use it but only introducing myself read the profile try suit for that profile

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