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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My coffee scales broke

/Middle class first world problems

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What even are coffee scales?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Asked loads of technical questions by a client and both manager and senior manger of on holiday. Tbh most of them were fine

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What even are coffee scales?"

Kitchen scales. For me I measure coffee on them.

I'm on tea until new ones get here

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"My coffee scales broke

/severe very fucking important problems"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure coffee? That's a new one on me

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Some advice in these trying times. Never ever buy coffee bags, horrible!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some advice in these trying times. Never ever buy coffee bags, horrible!"

I've tried them.

Tea will have to do, there's no alternative.

Otherwise you'll be getting the news of a maniac running around Manchester screaming "that's not a knife!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What even are coffee scales?

Kitchen scales. For me I measure coffee on them.

I'm on tea until new ones get here

I like tea, but when you were expecting coffee, that's like....well there is no worthy analogy!

Todays problem? None im off for a week within a stone throw of a beach

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like tea but I need a much bigger kick up my arse.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I want to chill but the Leaf Blower Man has just turned up....grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to chill but the Leaf Blower Man has just turned up....grrr

A poorly timed blowjob

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I want to chill but the Leaf Blower Man has just turned up....grrr

A poorly timed blowjob

He's still here and very noisey !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't you make an educated guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to chill but the Leaf Blower Man has just turned up....grrr

A poorly timed blowjob

He's still here and very noisey !"

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save yourself the bother ditch the coffee

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"What even are coffee scales?

Kitchen scales. For me I measure coffee on them.

I'm on tea until new ones get here

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measure?? Do you mix beans,

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"couldn't you make an educated guess?"

Yes but... no

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What even are coffee scales?

Kitchen scales. For me I measure coffee on them.

I'm on tea until new ones get here

measure?? Do you mix beans, "

No. But I like precision in my shots. It's not espresso so I have some wiggle room, but... Tea it is

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I want to chill but the Leaf Blower Man has just turned up....grrr

A poorly timed blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a spoon or guesstimate. It's not rocket science!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to buy frozen blueberries

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Wake up in the morning think is Sunday go back to sleep..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like tea but I need a much bigger kick up my arse."

You did mean kick yes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I forgot to buy frozen blueberries

Just stick the fresh ones in the freezer

Thank me later

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

The alarm going off

but unlike you op, I had my coffee fix to get me through this awful rainy day. Hope you had some now?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Some advice in these trying times. Never ever buy coffee bags, horrible!"

That's so true ..I tried one. .bluegh....cut open the rest and poured them in the coffee jar

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I like tea but I need a much bigger kick up my arse.

You did mean kick yes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Waking up thinking its still Sunday. Or even worse - Friday.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Left my phone at home this morning, and risked tear-arsing home for it in my half hour lunch break.

And I live 14 minutes away

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Left my phone at home this morning, and risked tear-arsing home for it in my half hour lunch break.

And I live 14 minutes away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot to buy frozen blueberries

Just stick the fresh ones in the freezer

Thank me later"

How can I thank you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What even are coffee scales?

Kitchen scales. For me I measure coffee on them.

I'm on tea until new ones get here

Every heard of a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a coffee drinker, so van you explain why you need scales to weigh your coffee? Is it a special kind?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I am not a coffee drinker, so van you explain why you need scales to weigh your coffee? Is it a special kind?"

I use beans, and to get a consistent and the best flavour out of them you want to use a certain amount per serving. Beans vary in size and density so weighing them gets you that result.

Most people don't bother. It matters to me. It's kind of a hobby of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee scales, hhhmmmm,Fraser or Niles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee scales, hhhmmmm,Fraser or Niles?"

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