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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning i said in a forum post something that was wrong..

I asked for coffee in a morning thread..

Truth is.. i dont even fucking like coffee or tea. But it sounded the right thing to say because i was tired.. 'gizza glass of squash' didnt have the same vibe lol

Phew.. feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time just ask for a pint of gin

Why can't you have coffee in a morning thread?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning i said in a forum post something that was wrong..

I asked for coffee in a morning thread..

Truth is.. i dont even fucking like coffee or tea. But it sounded the right thing to say because i was tired.. 'gizza glass of squash' didnt have the same vibe lol

Phew.. feel better now "

I've got some Vimto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is the devils piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've got some Vimto."

Pass it here Jim lol x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for virgin pussy juice it is easier to find

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee is the devils piss "

Love the smell of it, hate the taste

Disclaimer.. meant coffee not piss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask for virgin pussy juice it is easier to find "

Lol you crack me up..

Btw your avatar looks so deliciously inviting. Ive not had breakfast yet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not touched it since being in hospital the smell made me gag.

Coffee not piss

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Brave confession I admire your guts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask for virgin pussy juice it is easier to find

Lol you crack me up..

Btw your avatar looks so deliciously inviting. Ive not had breakfast yet.. "

I love the way his penis sits so nonchalantly. Just waiting to be fellated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brave confession I admire your guts."

I just dunno how to do this adulting..

Like i get asked out for coffee frequently and have to just say yes when inside i just wanna be truthful and say 'can we swap it for an ice cold sugar free robinsons squash please'

:')

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Brave confession I admire your guts.

I just dunno how to do this adulting..

Like i get asked out for coffee frequently and have to just say yes when inside i just wanna be truthful and say 'can we swap it for an ice cold sugar free robinsons squash please'

:')"

be brave in asking for your desires . Personally I go for a hot choccie over coffee anytime with cream and marshmallows if someone is paying.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Brave confession I admire your guts.

I just dunno how to do this adulting..

Like i get asked out for coffee frequently and have to just say yes when inside i just wanna be truthful and say 'can we swap it for an ice cold sugar free robinsons squash please'

:')"

I use it as a synonym for "non alcoholic drink and chat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eww coffee in a morning should be illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hope you've learned your lesson! We've all been duped... DUPED I SAY

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Eww coffee in a morning should be illegal "

Then I'll be breaking the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and fabbed.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Eww coffee in a morning should be illegal

Then I'll be breaking the law "

Stay in bed and I'll bring a coffee up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I hope you've learned your lesson! We've all been duped... DUPED I SAY"

Such a fraud.. i am so sorry to everyone.

I lied.. flog me already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eww coffee in a morning should be illegal

Then I'll be breaking the law "
dont worry. I have friends in the force. I'll have a word for you lol. X

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Well you must repent your sins and stand naked I'm front of the mirror and say 10 hail Mary's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you must repent your sins and stand naked I'm front of the mirror and say 10 hail Mary's!

"

Make me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You daft bugga

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You daft bugga "

As always Pp x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my confession is we're having a 24hr tech ban until midday but Danish and j are hiding in our room using our phones while the kids sulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my confession is we're having a 24hr tech ban until midday but Danish and j are hiding in our room using our phones while the kids sulk "

Do as I say not as I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK ok I confess, as much as I may have uttered the words... "let's go for a coffee"

I also don't and have never drank the stuff, horrible smell and would happily just drink a glass of water. Oh the shame, but I do repent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of water ma’am?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glass of water ma’am? "

If your offering x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes well done, it's best to get things off your ample chest.

Autocorrect did just change things to thongs, even my phone is a pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee is the devils piss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my confession is we're having a 24hr tech ban until midday but Danish and j are hiding in our room using our phones while the kids sulk

Do as I say not as I do "

To be fair they don't know we're on it lol

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