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Status Shuffle... Part2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say you are in, I will pair you up with someone on the thread

PIck an outrageous status for each other, add it as your profile status and display it for at least 56 minutes and 13 seconds

Let the good times roll

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Make it very outrageous x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why 13 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why 13 seconds"

You can do a lot in 13 seconds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make it very outrageous x"

Lets see if Nippy rocks up

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Why 13 seconds

You can do a lot in 13 seconds! "

You can eat a lot of strawberry jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up "

Girl its you and i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why 13 seconds

You can do a lot in 13 seconds!

You can eat a lot of strawberry jelly "

Gobble gobble!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why 13 seconds

You can do a lot in 13 seconds!

You can eat a lot of strawberry jelly

Gobble gobble! "

I'm gonna send yours now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up

Girl its you and i"

No i matched with heat as the last thread closed

Got perves wanting to eat strawberry jelly off me... Actually quite turned on..

Might take some of them up on it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP who have I got xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right here we go: Yasmeen and jihn+kinkykat

Have fun!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up

Girl its you and i

No i matched with heat as the last thread closed

Got perves wanting to eat strawberry jelly off me... Actually quite turned on..

Might take some of them up on it!! "

Tutt iv sent it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Right here we go: Yasmeen and jihn+kinkykat

Have fun! "

You have to be faster

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx"

Me x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I'm in, though not sure how creative I am

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx"

Filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estragon you have matched with hannah51

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up

Girl its you and i

No i matched with heat as the last thread closed

Got perves wanting to eat strawberry jelly off me... Actually quite turned on..

Might take some of them up on it!! "

You're welcome

I've got guesses coming in left right and centre. The common consensus is no carpet so far!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Take your filters down

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP match me with someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ivorbiggun01 has matched with _bootyfulday

Outrageous guys xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in, though not sure how creative I am "

Me and you?

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Omg match me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yasmeen + poppet

Good luck!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x"

Sent xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx"

We can't get through your filters

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Good match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/08/20 19:17:13]"

Omg don't be shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters "

Strange xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx"

Too late xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx"

I'll get you another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another "

Ok xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another "

No I will have kat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good match"

Why say your in you dont even know how to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another

No I will have kat"

Ok xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another

Ok xx"

Me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up "

Fashionably late.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I want F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it very outrageous x

Lets see if Nippy rocks up

Fashionably late..... "

With my cock out still. I'll put it away now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want F&B"

We all do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on we are in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Ivorbiggun01 has matched with _bootyfulday

Outrageous guys xx"

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want F&B

We all do!"

I heard he has a nice fist... Sorry fiat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estragon you have matched with hannah51

Good luck! "

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want F&B

We all do!

I heard he has a nice fist... Sorry fiat"

May I have a match or do I have to claim one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooo Nippy you have matched with insatiablykinkycouple

Go big, or go home!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another

Ok xx"

Done yours xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ivorbiggun01 has matched with _bootyfulday

Outrageous guys xx"
happy with that shes fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on we are in "

Can't reply directly as all blokes blocked. Yours is:

"Looking for a new slave we can wee on. Last one got a bit stinky...."

Yw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on we are in

Can't reply directly as all blokes blocked. Yours is:

"Looking for a new slave we can wee on. Last one got a bit stinky...."

Yw.... "

Sorry, that's for insatiablykinkycouple....^

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"OP who have I got xx

Me x

Sent xx

We can't get through your filters

Strange xx

I'll get you another

Ok xx"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on we are in

Can't reply directly as all blokes blocked. Yours is:

"Looking for a new slave we can wee on. Last one got a bit stinky...."

Yw....

Sorry, that's for insatiablykinkycouple....^ "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Estragon you have matched with hannah51

Good luck!

Sent! "

Omg

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kat you are bad very bad xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kat you are bad very bad xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kat you are bad very bad xx"

Omg I've got just the guy for you want me to pass on his details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kat you are bad very bad xx"

I try xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for mine....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Kat you are bad very bad xx

Omg I've got just the guy for you want me to pass on his details "

No Ima be sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kat you are bad very bad xx

"

You did not get smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for mine.... "

Just sent!! Stop being so needy!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are messaging me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting for mine.... "

I'm too old to contact them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting for mine....

I'm too old to contact them "

Got it now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are messaging me"

ALL THE WEIRDOS!! HAHA

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"They are messaging me

ALL THE WEIRDOS!! HAHA"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting for mine....

I'm too old to contact them

Got it now! "

Omg, that'll teach you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Help

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Still waiting for mine....

I'm too old to contact them

Got it now! "

Seen yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help"

Only 53 mins +13 seconds to go

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Ivorbiggun01 has matched with _bootyfulday

Outrageous guys xx happy with that shes fit as fuck"

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ivorbiggun01 has matched with _bootyfulday

Outrageous guys xx happy with that shes fit as fuck

Done!"

Oh you got a nice one!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

People are messaging me from America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I or don't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are messaging me from America "

Bahahahaaaaaa xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People are messaging me from America

Bahahahaaaaaa xx"

You x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are messaging me from America

Bahahahaaaaaa xx

You x"

Ewwww. Nasty one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People are messaging me from America

Bahahahaaaaaa xx

You x

Ewwww. Nasty one "

Yes help me please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mine must come down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are messaging me from America

Bahahahaaaaaa xx

You x

Ewwww. Nasty one "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Any potential hubby will run now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine must come down "

Nooooo if if helps I've had a couple of offers xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine must come down

Nooooo if if helps I've had a couple of offers xx"

Lol

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

This seems interestimg im in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"This seems interestimg im in "

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People are messaging me from America "

International speciality innit... New friends

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People are messaging me from America

International speciality innit... New friends "

Na

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posted "

Omg..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are messaging me from America

International speciality innit... New friends "

Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aimeecool you have matched with joebiggs!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I or don't I "

So are ya in or out

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading


"This seems interestimg im in

Interesting "

Typos are an issue but hey ho

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar."
I really don't blame you after seeing a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar."

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading


"I'm in lol"

Aimee i cant message you but your status is " trying a new kink, looking for a gent to come round and continuously smell my ass as i fart! Who knows you may get lucky with abit of poo too"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woohoo my time is up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere "

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx"

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right the next 'in' is for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx"

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx"

Status is still up tho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx

Status is still up tho xx"

That's true xx

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Hmm have i scared aimee off haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for the next one. I'll gut my inbox while it's up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in lol

Aimee i cant message you but your status is " trying a new kink, looking for a gent to come round and continuously smell my ass as i fart! Who knows you may get lucky with abit of poo too" "

Oh nooooooo lolol that's goin too far pmsl nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm have i scared aimee off haha x "

Want me or heat? I did heat already (she's hot, i can recommend her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm have i scared aimee off haha x

Want me or heat? I did heat already (she's hot, i can recommend her "

Oh aimee is back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm have i scared aimee off haha x

Want me or heat? I did heat already (she's hot, i can recommend her

Oh aimee is back!! "

Yeah and there's no way on gods green earth I'm posting what he said lololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm have i scared aimee off haha x

Want me or heat? I did heat already (she's hot, i can recommend her

Oh aimee is back!!

Yeah and there's no way on gods green earth I'm posting what he said lololol"

Haha omg.. Ok.. Gimme a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right Joe, you've got me (holy fuck)

Aimee + heat, you are up!!

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury

I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now "

Did you find him?

You can take it down now

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now "

Oh my days just saw yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now "

Jebus.. Who was that from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for the next one. I'll gut my inbox while it's up "

OK Heat yours is.....

I just can't resist the the taste of the sweaty salty bits of fluff that gather between a farmers toes after a day ploughing mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from? "

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Joe, you've got me (holy fuck)

Aimee + heat, you are up!! "

Aimee, I can't message you (hot damn, you're fine for 60!)

Your status is:

I'm really in the mood for grapes tonight, any volunteers to come and peel me some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Joe, you've got me (holy fuck)

Aimee + heat, you are up!!

Aimee, I can't message you (hot damn, you're fine for 60!)

Your status is:

I'm really in the mood for grapes tonight, any volunteers to come and peel me some? "

I'd same issue with you sorry xx

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Not played this one before.... so im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for the next one. I'll gut my inbox while it's up

OK Heat yours is.....

I just can't resist the the taste of the sweaty salty bits of fluff that gather between a farmers toes after a day ploughing mmmmmmmmmm"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for the next one. I'll gut my inbox while it's up

OK Heat yours is.....

I just can't resist the the taste of the sweaty salty bits of fluff that gather between a farmers toes after a day ploughing mmmmmmmmmm

Ouch! "

Sorry lolol

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from? "

Go catch Joe pmsl he's stil thinks he's abusing my status bar lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So i think badboybesty and poppet are next up!

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Joe, you've got me (holy fuck)

Aimee + heat, you are up!!

Aimee, I can't message you (hot damn, you're fine for 60!)

Your status is:

I'm really in the mood for grapes tonight, any volunteers to come and peel me some? "

Just had a couple of offers, one insisting he'd do it only if I peeled his banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i think badboybesty and poppet are next up!

Good luck"

Tbf your strawberry one has been up two hours.....i think someone is enjoying the inbox action

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus christ my new one is up..kinda looking fondly on the frozen cum Lollipop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So i think badboybesty and poppet are next up!

Good luck

Tbf your strawberry one has been up two hours.....i think someone is enjoying the inbox action "

Are you in / need a new one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you are in, I will pair you up with someone on the thread

PIck an outrageous status for each other, add it as your profile status and display it for at least 56 minutes and 13 seconds

Let the good times roll "

Omg I just read yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say you are in, I will pair you up with someone on the thread

PIck an outrageous status for each other, add it as your profile status and display it for at least 56 minutes and 13 seconds

Let the good times roll

Omg I just read yours "

You should see what i gave him in revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status gone and no messages!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

mine is up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right hippychick and ibsatiablekinkycouple.. You are matched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i think badboybesty and poppet are next up!

Good luck

Tbf your strawberry one has been up two hours.....i think someone is enjoying the inbox action

Are you in / need a new one?? "

No im good thank you x

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Done and on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So i think badboybesty and poppet are next up!

Good luck

Tbf your strawberry one has been up two hours.....i think someone is enjoying the inbox action

Are you in / need a new one??

No im good thank you x"

Oh drat!

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes "

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn. "

Mr paternity tests is marriage material! Keep him close!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn. "

Omg.. I can't wait for my hour to be up

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Mr paternity tests is marriage material! Keep him close!! "

I want to keep him.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 16/08/20 21:19:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Mr paternity tests is marriage material! Keep him close!!

I want to keep him. "

I swear if you marry him, i want an invite to the wedding x

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Omg.. I can't wait for my hour to be up "

Can we hear your messages?

Mine are just borderline abusive now...

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Mr paternity tests is marriage material! Keep him close!!

I want to keep him.

I swear if you marry him, i want an invite to the wedding x"

And would you like to be the godfather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I missed that status but sounds funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Mr paternity tests is marriage material! Keep him close!!

I want to keep him.

I swear if you marry him, i want an invite to the wedding x

And would you like to be the godfather? "

You have just made my life

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm late to this party but it sounds like fun, so I want in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right hippychick and ibsatiablekinkycouple.. You are matched! "

Can’t contact them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Omg.. I can't wait for my hour to be up

Can we hear your messages?

Mine are just borderline abusive now..."

I can't even open them

Its like I've sprayed some pheromone on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right hippychick and ibsatiablekinkycouple.. You are matched!

Can’t contact them. "

Ooo i did a typo: insatiablekinkycouple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a great one, if anyone is brave enough

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Omg.. I can't wait for my hour to be up

Can we hear your messages?

Mine are just borderline abusive now...

I can't even open them

Its like I've sprayed some pheromone on the forum"

I genuinely wish I hadn’t.

Cheeky I think I need a part 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being brutally trolled for mine right now

Jebus.. Who was that from?

Ive done two, second one only lasted up 10 minutes

So far, 1 guy messaged me saying how classy. And blocked me. Another helped me to find paternity tests online (he gets full marks!) and many others who wish to be included in the testing. A few men are running for the hills. I need popcorn.

Omg.. I can't wait for my hour to be up

Can we hear your messages?

Mine are just borderline abusive now...

I can't even open them

Its like I've sprayed some pheromone on the forum

I genuinely wish I hadn’t.

Cheeky I think I need a part 2? "

Ok hang on its on its way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a great one, if anyone is brave enough "

Brave or stupid xx

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

My time is up, and I'm out

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Still in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx"

Oi not cheating was off line now I'm deleting massages xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx

Oi not cheating was off line now I'm deleting massages xx"

Hope it wasn't to bad I ended up with 5 offers xx

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

go on then I'll have a go i like this game

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Whats all this then!?

I'll play

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm never sure about this and have refused to post some statuses if I find them too vulgar.

... Hmmm tricky

So in or out?? Its only for 57 mins... And it is sunday, when most of the weirdos are busy elsewhere

Yeah yas's Inbox xx

Lol. Poor Yasmeen, i hope you make it up to her xx

She's gone off line I'm sure that's cheating xx

Oi not cheating was off line now I'm deleting massages xx

Hope it wasn't to bad I ended up with 5 offers xx"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"go on then I'll have a go i like this game"

2 months without cigarettes me so well done you oh and games over x

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"go on then I'll have a go i like this game

2 months without cigarettes me so well done you oh and games over x"

Well done to you too! And oh no hopefully I catch it in time next time x

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