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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m still in bed.

Whatcha doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading what you've written

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Eating vegetarian sausage rolls

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Just replying to your post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my arse contemplating breakfast.

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By *kblokenorthMan
over a year ago

Any

Chatting on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sitting in a car being driven home cos I'm fancy and get driven places.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Watching star trek series whilst chatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to book a campsite!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed. 07:31

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to book a campsite!! "

A whole campsite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitting things will a mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really need a coffee but can’t be arsed to get up off the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's now 12:36

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?

P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?

P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."

Dash just died a little inside

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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12.37

Yeah same as previous post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?

P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."

Meta Meli - I like it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm also still in bed.

I have work later so will need to move at some point in the next few hours.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Going through the forum's and then getting ready to go swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading what you've written"

How about now?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m spreadeagled on the sofa at this moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing I lived alone.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Eating ginger oat biscuits, and booting up Dead by Daylight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12.41 about to have a shower as I'm hot and sweaty after running!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading what you've written

How about now?"

Reading what you've written

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating vegetarian sausage rolls"

Do they still taste like sausage?

Then again, if you’re a vegetarian you wouldn’t know what sausage tastes like would you?

It’s a bit like that tree falling in the woods with no one to hear it kinda thing isn’t it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12.50 just back from a very wet run..Feel great now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just replying to your post "

I can tell you’re the kinda guy that makes good life choices.

Thank you for your reply to my post.

The time is now 12:51

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting on my arse contemplating breakfast. "

That was 24 minutes ago.

Did your contemplation reach a decision on breakfast ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading what you've written

How about now?

Reading what you've written"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am back in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chatting on here....."

Anything interesting going on in your chats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move. "

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I was still in bed - late night last nite

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I’m up now tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in a car being driven home cos I'm fancy and get driven places. "

Good show ma’am.

Pip pip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching star trek series whilst chatting "

You must be a great multitasker.

I’d find that rather Trekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea "

She's very lovely that gorgeous wife of yours!! Will she be joining you in your cosy stag bed?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to book a campsite!! "

It’s terribly difficult to find anything currently Isn’t it!!!

Which is why I’m still intent on getting enough money together to buy a small piece of woodland somewhere so I can camp at my leisure

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed "

I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.

Speedy recovery

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed

I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.

Speedy recovery "

Ummmm yes, laughing is bad. Ditto coughing, sneezing and nose blowing

I'm being waited on hand and foot, so I'm a happy kinky lady

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.

Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea "

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still in bed. 07:31"

Which time zone is this?

I’m gonna guess at California

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hitting things will a mallet "

Pinks terrible at word association I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really need a coffee but can’t be arsed to get up off the sofa "

You don’t need that coffee.

You do need to get off the sofa though.

Get back into bed, it’s much more comfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's now 12:36"

No it’s not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?

P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."

I actually forgot I started this thread at first and now I’ve used up my daily Witt allowance on everyone else’s threads so I’m just waffling here...

Anyways, I really appreciate your jokey comment and can assure you that I laughed long and heartily upon reading your post.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?

P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment.

Dash just died a little inside "

Sensitivity is adorable though

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

bored out of my brain wondering what to do other than wasting my time on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hitting things will a mallet

Pinks terrible at word association I know"

No comment - I value my testicles too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm also still in bed.

I have work later so will need to move at some point in the next few hours."

You just enjoy your bed until the very last minute before you need to go to work.

Then rush like fuck and get there with seconds to spare.

It’s much more exciting that way I find

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going through the forum's and then getting ready to go swimming "

Enjoy your swim

Don’t forget to put on your trunks before you leave and take some clean pants for afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment "

It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.

I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wishing I lived alone."

Is that because you really need a wank again hope?

Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating ginger oat biscuits, and booting up Dead by Daylight."

Ginger oat biscuits are delicious and highly nutritious

If I have biscuits in bed I always eat them on my wife’s side just in case of crumbs.

I’m a safety first kinda guy.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shifting gravel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still in bed. 07:31

Which time zone is this?

I’m gonna guess at California "

Eastern 08:26 still in bed watching a thunderstorm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"12.41 about to have a shower as I'm hot and sweaty after running!"

I applaud your self motivation in going for a run

A shower sounds like my next move I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading what you've written

How about now?

Reading what you've written"

And now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"12.50 just back from a very wet run..Feel great now. "

Another one!

Congratulations on being motivated on a Sunday like that

Feeling great does feel great I remember.

Now go jump in that shower

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment

It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.

I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid "

Thank you Sam. It’s good to be back.

Trust me, if I did have a banana I would be scoffing it - I’m famished

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading what you've written

How about now?

Reading what you've written

This "

You copy and pasted that “This ” didn’t you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wishing I lived alone.

Is that because you really need a wank again hope?

Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud?"

No to both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am back in bed "

Don’t talk with your mouth full and concentrate!

That thing might go off anytime now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was still in bed - late night last nite "

You dirty stop out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up now tho "

I’m considering it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get my frickin dog to stop barking!

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I was still asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

She's very lovely that gorgeous wife of yours!! Will she be joining you in your cosy stag bed?! "

I made breakfast and Woke her with a bacon sarnie this morning so it’s only fair she does me a full roast dinner with all the trimmings now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed

I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.

Speedy recovery

Ummmm yes, laughing is bad. Ditto coughing, sneezing and nose blowing

I'm being waited on hand and foot, so I'm a happy kinky lady "

Good work Mr kinky couple2020

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13.41

Laying on the sofa with legs in the air after a long walk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.

Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food "

I miss those days!

I’m actually jealous of your hangover.

Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit."

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bored out of my brain wondering what to do other than wasting my time on here. "

This is as good a way to spend free time as any

Try googling barrel roll.

It entertained me for a short time last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hitting things will a mallet

Pinks terrible at word association I know

No comment - I value my testicles too much "

I don’t remember that episode of wackaday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shifting gravel "

Grr.

Proper man Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wishing I lived alone.

Is that because you really need a wank again hope?

Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud?

No to both."

Oh hope

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’. "

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to get my frickin dog to stop barking! "

Give it a cuddle and tell it it’s pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still in bed. 07:31

Which time zone is this?

I’m gonna guess at California

Eastern 08:26 still in bed watching a thunderstorm. "

Sounds amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment

It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.

I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid

Thank you Sam. It’s good to be back.

Trust me, if I did have a banana I would be scoffing it - I’m famished "

I should’ve known the first place you’d put a penis shaped object would be in your mouth!

Any holiday snaps?

How’s your white bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was still asleep."

Good morning/afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"13.41

Laying on the sofa with legs in the air after a long walk."

That’s got me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes "

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think at 12.25 I was making tarragon butter to shove up my chickens poop hole before it goes in the over

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though "

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured. "

I forgot something....

Much better

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

In the bath, on my phone, toning my hair..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think at 12.25 I was making tarragon butter to shove up my chickens poop hole before it goes in the over "

Must be nearly ready to eat now then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured. "

No farting this time though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the bath, on my phone, toning my hair.. "

That’s a very futuristic phone you have there Mrs bluebell

Enjoy your soak

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

"

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.

Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food

I miss those days!

I’m actually jealous of your hangover.

Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie "

Oh not had a slush puppie in years!! But a greasy burger would go down a treat...just need a sexy person to come and deliver it to my bed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere "

Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere "

Your eyes will look like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.

Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food

I miss those days!

I’m actually jealous of your hangover.

Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie

Oh not had a slush puppie in years!! But a greasy burger would go down a treat...just need a sexy person to come and deliver it to my bed please "

I’m a bit late now and it might take me another 6 hours to get to you!

You look like your worth it though.

I’m gonna get you an Uber eats and request the best looking driver they have

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over a year ago


"

Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx"

Get on your dancing shoes

You sexy little swine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere

Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx"

Someone certainly did mention dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere

Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx

Someone certainly did mention dancing "

It is now 22:56 and I want to take you dancing

Sam can come and hold our drinks xxx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

22.58 and I’m in the bath

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!

I don’t really feel like moving either.

Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.

H has just gone to make another cup of tea

Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.

I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.

She has been quite sometime now...

I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.

Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?

Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes

I can’t answer those questions.

I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.

Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though

Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.

No farting this time though

If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere

Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx

Someone certainly did mention dancing

It is now 22:56 and I want to take you dancing

Sam can come and hold our drinks xxx"

I so want to be able to put a dancing people GIF on here. Grrr to lack of giffage capabilities.

*chink chink*

Kevin Bacon eat yer footloose heart out

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Eating ginger oat biscuits, and booting up Dead by Daylight.

Ginger oat biscuits are delicious and highly nutritious

If I have biscuits in bed I always eat them on my wife’s side just in case of crumbs.

I’m a safety first kinda guy."

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