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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This Irish lady went to the doctor's ..said I've forgotten to take my contradiction pill ..he said your ignorant

She says yes I know...three months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep my way through fab...

Verifications number shows 10567 while there is only 9876 members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I contradict that the world will end in July 2023.

On a Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking to sleep my way through fab...

Verifications number shows 10567 while there is only 9876 members"

I met one person a lot of times.. haha

Now please dont quote my amount of veri's again..

Oh and if u were that bothered why keep re verifying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/20 12:18:50]

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I contradict that the world will end in July 2023.

On a Thursday "

Tender......????? hmmmmmmmm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 16/08/20 12:18:50]"

Wassup ? Did you mispell quant titty ?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Cock pics will be an instant block"....

.....whilst displaying an avatar of a close up of splayed and open genitalia

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?"

Because when you are under 25 you have no point of reference and you think yours is the first generation to have a counter culture.

Wake up boomers gen x,y,z and millenials this shit is as old as time.

A more serious answer... profiles looking for mature partners usually refer to emotional maturity...

Somethigb which does not always mature an scale with your age and physical appearance.

Theres only so many times you can here an under 23 talk about their social media "presence" no matter how good the sex is.

Or have some cougar loose her shit and go on some rant about her crap first second or even third marriage. And all men are the same.

That said I'm enjoying my new given moniker of "zaddy"

So aren't I the hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to see it the other way round. Younger people are really more conformist and older people unconformist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?

Because when you are under 25 you have no point of reference and you think yours is the first generation to have a counter culture.

Wake up boomers gen x,y,z and millenials this shit is as old as time.

A more serious answer... profiles looking for mature partners usually refer to emotional maturity...

Somethigb which does not always mature an scale with your age and physical appearance.

Theres only so many times you can here an under 23 talk about their social media "presence" no matter how good the sex is.

Or have some cougar loose her shit and go on some rant about her crap first second or even third marriage. And all men are the same.

That said I'm enjoying my new given moniker of "zaddy"

So aren't I the hypocrite"

I don't think there really is a counter-culture anymore. It's become absorbed into the mainstream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I don't think there really is a counter-culture anymore. It's become absorbed into the mainstream."

Or (??unpopular opinion coming up??) the counter-culture is now right wing. You could argue that Trump/Brexit are the counter-culture.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Safe sex as a preference

Looking for bareback gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock. "

Just a minute there, I think I can offer an analogy to clear up this grey area...

When one hammers a nail into a piece of timber it creates a hole.

If one then withdraws said nail from the timber the hole does not fully close but the nail is the same as it was before the event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock.

Just a minute there, I think I can offer an analogy to clear up this grey area...

When one hammers a nail into a piece of timber it creates a hole.

If one then withdraws said nail from the timber the hole does not fully close but the nail is the same as it was before the event."

Unless the nail gets bent on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock.

Just a minute there, I think I can offer an analogy to clear up this grey area...

When one hammers a nail into a piece of timber it creates a hole.

If one then withdraws said nail from the timber the hole does not fully close but the nail is the same as it was before the event."

Fact.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Wake up boomers gen x,y,z and millenials this shit is as old as time.

"

Gen Y and millenials are the same thing. After gen Z is gen i.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Wake up boomers gen x,y,z and millenials this shit is as old as time.

Gen Y and millenials are the same thing. After gen Z is gen i. "

Apologies, its gen alpha.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

won't meet smokers: Messages smoker looking to meet.

Respecful gentleman: first contact is him completely ignoring the profile text of the object of his desire and sending something totally inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"won't meet smokers: Messages smoker looking to meet.

Respecful gentleman: first contact is him completely ignoring the profile text of the object of his desire and sending something totally inappropriate

"

Won't meet smokers but is a smoker

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock.

Just a minute there, I think I can offer an analogy to clear up this grey area...

When one hammers a nail into a piece of timber it creates a hole.

If one then withdraws said nail from the timber the hole does not fully close but the nail is the same as it was before the event."

I think a better analogy would be pushing a frozen sausage into a memory mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman having lots of sex will have a saggy baggy slack vagina.

A man having lots of sex does not have a worn away cock.

Just a minute there, I think I can offer an analogy to clear up this grey area...

When one hammers a nail into a piece of timber it creates a hole.

If one then withdraws said nail from the timber the hole does not fully close but the nail is the same as it was before the event."

Never known of a woman who has a wooden pussy but plenty guys brag bout having wood.... Where's my nail gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men viewing single males profile.

Can't accommodate but also can't travel. Where do you meet that doesn't involve any travel?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Straight men viewing single males profile.

Can't accommodate but also can't travel. Where do you meet that doesn't involve any travel?"

OK I'll sort these for ya.

People look at others for many reasons. Maybe they were trying to work out what the fuck the profile picture was so they clicked to get a closer view. I've done that many times.

Maybe they're checking out local "competition"

I had can't accommodate or travel for ages. I'd meet at clubs as I have 2 local ones.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Only here for the forums

Then crashes and burns time after time.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?"

A forum contradiction that I'm bound to be flamed for suggesting

In a forum today a man has been told it was wrong to suggest a lady had become larger , ok

Daily today included we are rightly told

All bodies are beautiful

Society must not suggest an ideal

Love who you are

And of course the 2000th bbw thread telling that a particular body type is quite rightly a positive attribute

My point

Mentioning a lady has changed size should be deemed no more negatively than the observation she has had her hair done

The contradiction comes that IF its suggested its rude or negative it's also being complicit with the notion that some shapes or sizes are negative

Cant have it both ways apart from on the forum xxx

Heres the scary thing

We all kinda know it's not right to mention weight gain

We all kinda know for many mentioning weight loss is taken as a compliment

Yet acknowledging these social nice conventions is by default demonising and perpetuating what may be termed social accepted and accepted body types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?"

Women with no face pic requesting face pics

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 16/08/20 17:11:31]

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?

A forum contradiction that I'm bound to be flamed for suggesting

In a forum today a man has been told it was wrong to suggest a lady had become larger , ok

Daily today included we are rightly told

All bodies are beautiful

Society must not suggest an ideal

Love who you are

And of course the 2000th bbw thread telling that a particular body type is quite rightly a positive attribute

My point

Mentioning a lady has changed size should be deemed no more negatively than the observation she has had her hair done

The contradiction comes that IF its suggested its rude or negative it's also being complicit with the notion that some shapes or sizes are negative

Cant have it both ways apart from on the forum xxx

Heres the scary thing

We all kinda know it's not right to mention weight gain

We all kinda know for many mentioning weight loss is taken as a compliment

Yet acknowledging these social nice conventions is by default demonising and perpetuating what may be termed social accepted and accepted body types

"

Support

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By *hadowmoon71Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not looking to sleep my way through fab...

Verifications number shows 10567 while there is only 9876 members"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I tend to see it the other way round. Younger people are really more conformist and older people unconformist."

Yes we are all individuals... (life of brian)

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By *hadowmoon71Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"If I keep reading that people seek mature partners so they can learn a thing or two ........

.......... Why do I also keep reading that younger people are more open minded and mature folk are vanilla, missionary positioned, lace tableclothed prudes ?

My exaggerations for benefit of illustration. Terms and conditions may apply. Always read the label!

What contradictions do you notice ?

A forum contradiction that I'm bound to be flamed for suggesting

In a forum today a man has been told it was wrong to suggest a lady had become larger , ok

Daily today included we are rightly told

All bodies are beautiful

Society must not suggest an ideal

Love who you are

And of course the 2000th bbw thread telling that a particular body type is quite rightly a positive attribute

My point

Mentioning a lady has changed size should be deemed no more negatively than the observation she has had her hair done

The contradiction comes that IF its suggested its rude or negative it's also being complicit with the notion that some shapes or sizes are negative

Cant have it both ways apart from on the forum xxx

Heres the scary thing

We all kinda know it's not right to mention weight gain

We all kinda know for many mentioning weight loss is taken as a compliment

Yet acknowledging these social nice conventions is by default demonising and perpetuating what may be termed social accepted and accepted body types

Hmm definitely something to think about that one. I would definitely say it’s changing towards loving your body and that weight gain doesn’t reflect a negative reflection of society. However I hear what you’re saying, it depends on how the person makes the statement in my opinion.

I like this though. Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbers are all about the sex

But they seem very....impotent

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Noticed a status saying; "Looking for clean - but dirty fun"

I never did understand that one!

X

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