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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Ok so the new season is fast approaching and we have vacancies at every position, playing staff, coaches, board room, mascots you name it there's a position available.

I need you all to tell us what position you're applying for and what attributes you'll bring with you, need to hurry as the season is only a matter of weeks away and there's no one at the club except me.

So to kick things off I'll be applying for the defensive midfielder role and I'll be bringing a hard tackling, box to box style with a great engine that's good for 90+ minutes

Over to you fabulous lot

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder "

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the central attacking mid. I can be a good link between the midfield and the strikers and I get off on assisting but know how to score, myself

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind "

You want my talons on your groin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be John Terry?

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I'd be the central attacking mid. I can be a good link between the midfield and the strikers and I get off on assisting but know how to score, myself "

Great job, need confidence in the midfield, you're in

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin? "

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"Can I be John Terry? "

Absolutely, just need a few couples to join and then you can take your pick of the wives

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin?

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard "

Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the central attacking mid. I can be a good link between the midfield and the strikers and I get off on assisting but know how to score, myself

Great job, need confidence in the midfield, you're in "

Yay! I won't let you down OP

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin?

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard

Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?

I'm on it "

Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin?

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard

Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?

I'm on it

Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down "

Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later?

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin?

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard

Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?

I'm on it

Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down

Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later?"

Oil would be great, I'm guessing it'll make me more aerodynamic when I'm on the pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be striker ?

I am good at 1-on-1 situations

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'll be the physio

Who will be first on my bench I wonder

I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind

You want my talons on your groin?

Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard

Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?

I'm on it

Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down

Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later?

Oil would be great, I'm guessing it'll make me more aerodynamic when I'm on the pitch "

Slick and slippy is always more fun to be fair

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"Can I be striker ?

I am good at 1-on-1 situations

"

Absolutely, how's your aim? Does it go where you want it to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be striker ?

I am good at 1-on-1 situations

Absolutely, how's your aim? Does it go where you want it to go "

If I get the right service I always hit the spot

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"Can I be striker ?

I am good at 1-on-1 situations

Absolutely, how's your aim? Does it go where you want it to go

If I get the right service I always hit the spot "

Fantastic, you're in

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can I be John Terry?

Absolutely, just need a few couples to join and then you can take your pick of the wives "

Is there room for Wayne Rooney

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"Can I be John Terry?

Absolutely, just need a few couples to join and then you can take your pick of the wives

Is there room for Wayne Rooney "

Certainly, which Wayne Rooney? The UTD record breaker or the senior lady lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is the playmaker?

She needs to have vision. I like to make runs in behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy the managers role please

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"Who is the playmaker?

She needs to have vision. I like to make runs in behind "

Need to spread the word far and wide, I've got the talent scouts out searching as we speak

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I fancy the managers role please "

Not a problem, what's your vision for the club and how do you intend to get the best out of your team?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy the managers role please

Not a problem, what's your vision for the club and how do you intend to get the best out of your team?"

Lots of forward attacking play, exciting formations and positional play, use our best assets in their best positions and we have to penetrate the back line by getting in behind

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By *r.H OP   Man
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells


"I fancy the managers role please

Not a problem, what's your vision for the club and how do you intend to get the best out of your team?

Lots of forward attacking play, exciting formations and positional play, use our best assets in their best positions and we have to penetrate the back line by getting in behind "

I like it, I'm sold, the job is yours

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