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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for directions. I’m clearly lost in Hogwarts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask for directions. I’m clearly lost in Hogwarts "

There is no one to ask for directions from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down to a roast meal with a good book

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd still like to shag Kelly Brook. Is that possible in that library?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book"

A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd still like to shag Kelly Brook. Is that possible in that library? "

Kelly Brook is not a command I understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book

A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book

A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor. "

What would you like to do next? __

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Eat grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat grapes"

You eat the grapes. They taste sweet and juicy. Some of the juice dribbles down your chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book

A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor.

What would you like to do next? __"

Stuff myself silly then read that book

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

An open flame in a library? I'm calling the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book

A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor.

What would you like to do next? __

Stuff myself silly then read that book"

You push as much food into your mouth as you can fit in and chew, swallow, repeat. Afterwards, feeling a bit bloated, you pick up the book and look at it's title - 'The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker'

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

Has the fallen book opened to a page or shut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An open flame in a library? I'm calling the fire brigade"

There is no phone or mobile phone signal in The Library

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the fallen book opened to a page or shut?

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Shut

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating."

The Librarian is indisposed at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Library is now closed.

Talk amongst yourselves until it re-opens.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating.

The Librarian is indisposed at the moment"

thats ok, i'll have a look through nanny ogg's cookbook until he returns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park my great talbo near the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Park my great talbo near the table "

Parked your patootie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?"

'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.

She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.

Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.

Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __"

I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __

I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please."

When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __

I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.

When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach."

I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __

I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.

When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach.

I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily. "

Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __

I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.

When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach.

I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily.

Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor."

With the book. I wonder what book it is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily.

Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor.

With the book. I wonder what book it is?"

The Psychopathy of Henry Tenderhew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?

'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.

She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.

Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.

Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'"

How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?

'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.

She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.

Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.

Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'

How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee "

The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?

'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.

She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.

Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.

Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'

How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee

The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table."

Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.

Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me."

You can hear the tolling of the bells.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Find a lamp and light it before I fall into a pit. Then say the word PLUGH.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find a lamp and light it before I fall into a pit. Then say the word PLUGH."

YOU FELL INTO A PIT AND BROKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Use my inhaler, all that dust doesn't sound too great for my lungs.

And then I'd grab the most interesting title I could find within arm's reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use my inhaler, all that dust doesn't sound too great for my lungs.

And then I'd grab the most interesting title I could find within arm's reach."

You pick out 'Miss Grindle's Guide to Making Cheese'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.

Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.

You can hear the tolling of the bells."

The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.

Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.

You can hear the tolling of the bells.

The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate."

You enter the recess and knock on the wall. You notice a loose brick and push it. The wall swings open revealing a dark spider web laden corridor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab the candle and walk down the corridor

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.

What would you like to do? __"

Sit in the chair which is lit up by the sunlight. Rest my head in my arms on the table and close my eyes. Enjoy the silence before turning to the books.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Is there anyone else there or am I alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go look for the Little Prince

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll wait for the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.

Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.

You can hear the tolling of the bells.

The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate.

You enter the recess and knock on the wall. You notice a loose brick and push it. The wall swings open revealing a dark spider web laden corridor."

With the candle lighting the way I tread carefully through the web filled corridor. Out of the corners of my eye I catch movement everywhere, but small shapes, spiders I should think. But as I turn to be sure a larger shape comes into view at the end of the corridor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile, then turn that big old key and lock the door behind me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The wax from the candle is dripping painfully on to my hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wax from the candle is dripping painfully on to my hand. "

But do you really like it?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am too distracted to think about the hot, hardening wax on my fingers as I hear the locked door being rattled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask for directions. I’m clearly lost in Hogwarts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find the Lover's corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me. "

I could actually imagine you as a librarian.

I think having the shite fucked out of you might be frowned upon in library etiquette though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me. "

You can ask me anything and I'll let you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me.

I could actually imagine you as a librarian.

I think having the shite fucked out of you might be frowned upon in library etiquette though."

I might look the part but I'd have no idea what I'm doing my friend is a librarian and she knows everything about every book so it seems. She's super fabulous and very impressive.

Yeah you're right. But I can't help it. I just need to be taken.

I'd let him shag me in Poundland tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me. "

She's on fire

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