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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C'mon superheros

Who are you and what is your superpower!?

You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.

I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

The invisible man.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The invisible man. "

Good choice! Could be useful if you don't want to be seen having 2nd's or thirds at a buffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

My favourite Xmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider man

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Valkyrie, just because she rides the winged horse Aragorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're the marvels so just marvellous all round hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Wait are we making up new Avengers or can I be the one I knoooow Incadescent is going to post?

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

I am Haggis Girl!

In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!

Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait are we making up new Avengers or can I be the one I knoooow Incadescent is going to post? "

Beat ya already

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli..."

Dang it! She's already got the time warping skills and beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im captain positive, and im here to rid the planet of negative people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap all the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli..."

Oh good choice! I do like a bit of Dr Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Scarlet Witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am Haggis Girl!

In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!

Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark "

Now that is actually incredible! You're in! Welcome aboard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im captain positive, and im here to rid the planet of negative people "

Ooooh! We can bundle them onto the ship and take them to a distant planet far far away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli...

Dang it! She's already got the time warping skills and beat me to it. "

You could control time with your time controlling skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait are we making up new Avengers or can I be the one I knoooow Incadescent is going to post? "

You can be who you want to be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Scarlet Witch "

And your superpower is conbustable rocket fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i was Thor

Literal god

And handy with a hammer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish i was Thor

Literal god

And handy with a hammer! "

Thor is amazing! Bro Thor is my kindred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish i was Thor

Literal god

And handy with a hammer! "

Let’s see your hammer then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Ruby Wyld more of a bond girl type than a superhero probably.

I think I'd be some sort of lab receptionist by day but by night I take a potent shot of confidence and sexiness. (probably something I created in the lab after hours in secret )

I use it to tempt the good guys to go a bit Wild. Obviously!

Superpowers include a come hither stare, dangerous curves and kisses that render any man speechless.

This makes them fall at my feet.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm Vision - rock hard when required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish i was Thor

Literal god

And handy with a hammer!

Let’s see your hammer then "

Don't do it! She will beat your hammer and render it useless so she can discombobulate you to use her warp skills

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pixar not Marvel but I kinda want to be elastigirl.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Crystal

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am Haggis Girl!

In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!

Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark "

But if the bad guys want to catch you all they need to do is chase you the opposite way round the hill and you will fall over due to your different leg lengths

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am Ruby Wyld more of a bond girl type than a superhero probably.

I think I'd be some sort of lab receptionist by day but by night I take a potent shot of confidence and sexiness. (probably something I created in the lab after hours in secret )

I use it to tempt the good guys to go a bit Wild. Obviously!

Superpowers include a come hither stare, dangerous curves and kisses that render any man speechless.

This makes them fall at my feet.

"

Oh very smooth...You sound terribly deadly

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pixar not Marvel but I kinda want to be elastigirl. "

She's kind of cool

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls "

Love, beauty, gold, war....the lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crystal "

Ohhh good choice! She is badass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls "

Wow! I bet you are a proper sparkly siren of utter luciousness and men are rendered powerless under your gaze

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Most easiest picks has to be spiderman and the hulk hands down brains and power is a good combo

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything

Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the bumbling idiot

I can instantly drop anything I touch

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything

Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil "

Or following the Norse theme the ability to turn into and have the powers of Fenrir

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

She ra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers, "

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She ra"

Ooh the power of Greyskull!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"She ra

Ooh the power of Greyskull! "

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most easiest picks has to be spiderman and the hulk hands down brains and power is a good combo "

I would go for Spiderman tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything

Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil "

Ooh you could be useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be Iron man

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im Hawkeye.

I may also be hulk soon.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x"
and sexy as FF to boot,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws "

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x and sexy as FF to boot, "

I think it's the black costumes they wear too x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything

Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil

Ooh you could be useful "

Yay I’m a useful and reliable team member

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x and sexy as FF to boot,

I think it's the black costumes they wear too x "

You may think that,

Not me,,

Saying that the leather suits are bad ass,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol"

Toast????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im Hawkeye.

I may also be hulk soon. "

Oh will you turn green?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x"

Both are proper bad asses tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to be Iron man "

Good choice! You need a Peppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????"

Pineapples

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples "

ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples "

I like pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers "

Carrots???

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

Carrots???"

There are fine, lovely infact

But their white cousins, hell noooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

Carrots???

There are fine, lovely infact

But their white cousins, hell noooo"

Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

Carrots???

There are fine, lovely infact

But their white cousins, hell noooo

Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you? "

Ohh that's a long story,

Going back years,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

Carrots???

There are fine, lovely infact

But their white cousins, hell noooo

Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you?

Ohh that's a long story,

Going back years, "

Ah I see

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Im Hawkeye.

I may also be hulk soon.

Oh will you turn green?"

Yes, depends on what i eat. lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova

Black Widow doesn’t need a super power, she’s a highly skilled bad ass woman.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova

Black Widow doesn’t need a super power, she’s a highly skilled bad ass woman."

I can see you as black widow.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I be the Wolverine,

But with a hint of Ginge,

Ginger Wolverine,,

Superpower, I recover really quick

And I got magic fingers,

Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws

Don't stop at marshmallows lol

Toast????

Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine

Just not Parsnips

Shivers

Carrots???

There are fine, lovely infact

But their white cousins, hell noooo

Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you?

Ohh that's a long story,

Going back years,

Ah I see "

horrible things

Stew killers lol

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Wasp. Because I can be a pest and definitely have a sting in my..... opinion

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova

Black Widow doesn’t need a super power, she’s a highly skilled bad ass woman.

I can see you as black widow. "

Thank you.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee


"I am Haggis Girl!

In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!

Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark

But if the bad guys want to catch you all they need to do is chase you the opposite way round the hill and you will fall over due to your different leg lengths "

Curses! my only weakness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy Johnson Aka quake

I can make the ground shake when in bed

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I am Peter Parker. Struggling with the basics of everyday life but would probably excel when called upon to save the world.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham


"C'mon superheros

Who are you and what is your superpower!?

You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.

I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "

I’ve been liken to the d*unken fat Thor in the last avengers lol but as for superpowers I’ve had the occasional bout of super stupid and delusional x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli..."

I was going to choose Doctor Strange also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Hulk with the attitude of Deadpool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Welsh Werebear,

After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Can I add a dose of Dr Strange let's face it the man can bloody change time at any given moment how in the blue hell is this man overlooked is baffling me included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"I am the Welsh Werebear,

After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts. "

Sure just send in the hulk and you my friend is truly screwed ps manbearpig just might have a chance

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!! "

Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!

Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to "

The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty).

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!

Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to

The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty)."

Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!

Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to

The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty).

Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about "

It's an age thing

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Still lost I'm 31 you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still lost I'm 31 you? "

49. Morph used to on a kids TV programme in the 80s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still lost I'm 31 you?

49. Morph used to on a kids TV programme in the 80s."

I'm sure I saw Morph on an advert recently..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still lost I'm 31 you?

49. Morph used to on a kids TV programme in the 80s.

I'm sure I saw Morph on an advert recently..?"

Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman. The only one I can identify to as he is fully human and never got to fuck Catwoman

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm already called Ironman,does that count for anything ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the Welsh Werebear,

After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts. "

Ooh was it that secret lab near Aberdovey? I heard about that place

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over a year ago


"Batman. The only one I can identify to as he is fully human and never got to fuck Catwoman "

I like thinking out of the box there.

I prefer the Joker to Batman, poor misunderstood lost soul he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spiderman my peter tingle and always up for a bit web shooting its only banter pleased one take offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spiderman my peter tingle and always up for a bit web shooting its only banter pleased dont take offence

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

At the mo a mix of deadpool and the punisher.

Feeling dark and moody and hate showing my face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm going to be...

The Siren.

Whilst on an anthropological trip studying etymology in the untamed jungles of the Amazon, Meli Clarke stumbles across a mystical cave filled with (unknown to the world) runes. Filled with excitement at sharing this discovery with the world, she hastily starts scribing the runes only to unleash a curse upon herself - she is destined to lure beautiful powerful men with her angelic voice to their ruin for she feeds on their life force to sustain her unique talents*. It takes some time for Meli to grow comfortable with her new powers and there's never any certainty if she is good or bad.

*unique talents including the following

- able to command people to do as she wants by talking to them

- can speak in any language

- can mimic any voice

Fuck Dr Strange (no, not really ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain marvel. But as a red head

But then in my top trumps game, Thanos just pips her in Total Top rating. So captain marvel with infinity stones

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over a year ago


"I'm going to be...

The Siren.

Whilst on an anthropological trip studying etymology in the untamed jungles of the Amazon, Meli Clarke stumbles across a mystical cave filled with (unknown to the world) runes. Filled with excitement at sharing this discovery with the world, she hastily starts scribing the runes only to unleash a curse upon herself - she is destined to lure beautiful powerful men with her angelic voice to their ruin for she feeds on their life force to sustain her unique talents*. It takes some time for Meli to grow comfortable with her new powers and there's never any certainty if she is good or bad.

*unique talents including the following

- able to command people to do as she wants by talking to them

- can speak in any language

- can mimic any voice

Fuck Dr Strange (no, not really )."

Wow! Have to say I was thinking along the same lines!

You'd be the perfect sidekick for Dr Strange

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over a year ago


"Captain marvel. But as a red head

But then in my top trumps game, Thanos just pips her in Total Top rating. So captain marvel with infinity stones "

You could be a mix of Captain Marvel and Gamora

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm Underwhelming Man

Super powers: Lethargy and Dad Jokes

Weaknesses: Pizza and Anal

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over a year ago


"I'm Underwhelming Man

Super powers: Lethargy and Dad Jokes

Weaknesses: Pizza and Anal"

But can you Dad dance and fart with your armpit??? Only then can you be true underwhelming warrior

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Would have to be Ironman for me could have a suit for any occasion

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C'mon superheros

Who are you and what is your superpower!?

You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.

I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "

Why would you want me to disappear?

I'd say the human torch except with lightning instead so I can use lines like

"Did you feel that spark between us?"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"C'mon superheros

Who are you and what is your superpower!?

You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.

I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "

I’ll have the power to teleport and time travel.

Besides changing some things in my past - I can get to a meet or holiday destination instantly (no more ‘shame you’re so far away’) - and if it’s a particularly great meet I can go back in time and do it all again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!

Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to

The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty).

Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about "

It was a children's art TV show in the 80s on BBC1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be Iron man

Good choice! You need a Peppa!"

I do indeed, do you know anyone who could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot "

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot "

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT!

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT! "

“Freezes mid dance”

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT!

“Freezes mid dance” "

Are you baby Groot? Child Groot? Teenage Groot? Or adult Groot?

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT!

“Freezes mid dance”

Are you baby Groot? Child Groot? Teenage Groot? Or adult Groot?"

Was King Groot but after sacrificing myself for the royal family of Planet X I’ve now been regrown to Alpha Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ablility to stay ridiculously positive

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oooo I think I may say cable from the comics

One of the first characters that I thought he is cool as fuck.

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT!

“Freezes mid dance” "

I'm watching you Groot!

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over a year ago


"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X

Oh wait, sorry I am Groot

What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!

I AM GROOT!

“Freezes mid dance”

I'm watching you Groot!

"

Drax? I didn’t see you there

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Darwin. Not the shitty throw away one they used in the First Class movie. The original comic one version.

The ability to adapt for your survival in ANY situation.

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