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Whip round for Granny-Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.

How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

23p - it's the only change I have in this new contactless society

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"23p - it's the only change I have in this new contactless society "

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll donate a fiver if she shows her face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll donate a fiver if she shows her face"

Granny Unmasked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will donate a couple of quid, no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will donate

e v e r y t h i n g

I own for Granny because I really like her!!

I'm sorry for blowing smoke up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will donate

e v e r y t h i n g

I own for Granny because I really like her!!

I'm sorry for blowing smoke up your bum "

Blessed child! Repentence is good. A hair shirt and flagellation whip will be sent to you. Upon receiving please parade through the streets whipping yourself and saying 'I'm sorry Granny'

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

£20 see other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£20 see other thread "

You have a heart of gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will donate a couple of quid, no worries "

Any amount will help Granny

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I will make a deposit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will make a deposit.... "

Please send it to:

Save Granny-Crumpet Fund

Fanny House

Crumpet's Knickers

FAB1 0AA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/20 16:09:15]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Donation withdraw due to tax reasons by poster at 15/08/20 16:09:15]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Donation withdraw due to tax reasons by poster at 15/08/20 16:09:15]"

Hope the TaxMan isn't on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny is in a league of her own for intelligence, compassion and street-smarts...she doesn't need saved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny is in a league of her own for intelligence, compassion and street-smarts...she doesn't need saved "

We can all fall on hard times

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag

Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag

Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints. "

The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave my £20 from Lorna's thread

Anything for Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll donate a half crown, times are hard, but it think could manage this feeling generous and all that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.

How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund? "

You seem obsessed with the Granny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.

How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?

You seem obsessed with the Granny "

Granny is my saviour.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.

How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?

You seem obsessed with the Granny

Granny is my saviour."

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Food parcel available, I can arrange for an air drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny is one of the best so put me down for a pound!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can have an inch to make her taller, I can afford to lose one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church. "

She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea who Granny is but I’m feeling flush so I’ll donate 50p

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have no idea who Granny is but I’m feeling flush so I’ll donate 50p "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no idea who Granny is but I’m feeling flush so I’ll donate 50p

Thanks "

Thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have no idea who Granny is but I’m feeling flush so I’ll donate 50p

Thanks

Thanks"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.

She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive. "

Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.

She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.

Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman. "

Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.

She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.

Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.

Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things "

Actually Hunter, I thought he might be really good at football. The rest is in an old tea bag box waiting for your envelope...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I will donate my entire life savings to this worthy cause!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.

She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.

Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.

Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things

Actually Hunter, I thought he might be really good at football. The rest is in an old tea bag box waiting for your envelope... "

Bless you

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag

Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.

The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) "
Hey that was sharp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag

Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.

The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) Hey that was sharp... "

I'm really quick

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag

Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.

The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) Hey that was sharp...

I'm really quick "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Giving Granny a bump

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I’ve got an unchecked lottery ticket she can have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got an unchecked lottery ticket she can have "

She'd like that. Add a bit of excitement into her life.

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