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"I just need help with a new username  "How about 'hottest woman on fab'?... | |||
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"I just need help with a new username
How about 'hottest woman on fab'?... "How about Clint Yeastwood? Marmite related | |||
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"I just need help with a new username
How about 'hottest woman on fab'?...
How about Clint Yeastwood? Marmite related"Clit Eastwood? | |||
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"Can somebody give me a cure for tinnitus before I drill a hole in my head!! " Take up bell ringing then you won't notice it. | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast?  "Hash brown and egg sandwich | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast? "Kick him out of bed and get him to make you a fry up I’m assuming you got lucky last night | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast?
Hash brown and egg sandwich "That's spooky, that's exactly what they are making! | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast?
Kick him out of bed and get him to make you a fry up
I’m assuming you got lucky last night "Ha no It's morning where I am. X | |||
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"I have so much sexy privately with various females but can’t seem to get started on here.. already experienced almost everything but can’t seem to get integrated with almost anything on here. Any suggestions? " The fact you're attached will put a lot of people off | |||
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"I just need help with a new username "Sticky-Tart | |||
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"maybe you can hire the forumites! A problem shared is a problem halved or something. Post your problem and let the forumites help you to solve it either through PM or posting below. No suggestion too silly... " I need help finding a charming, hot, respectful man I can chat with. | |||
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"Can somebody give me a cure for tinnitus before I drill a hole in my head!! " There is an app available.Do look it up. It trains you so it may take a little time. | |||
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"Eye makeup tips ladies, honestly I wear glasses when I’m out but struggle with getting it right for pictures etc .. "I have to use a magnifying mirror and I do most of it from memory ..... the only tip I can give is buy good quality. It's so much easier to apply and lasts. | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast? "Poached egg with stoneground wholemeal. | |||
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"maybe you can hire the forumites! A problem shared is a problem halved or something. Post your problem and let the forumites help you to solve it either through PM or posting below. No suggestion too silly... I need help finding a charming, hot, respectful man I can chat with. " Hello I'm happy to chat. PM me if I meet your criteria. Granny-Crumpet would reccomend me | |||
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"I just got up. What shall I have for breakfast? "Scrambled egg and mushrooms on toast | |||
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"I’m not attached to anything??... I’m open to everything lol" Your profile says you've a girlfriend, that means you're honest but attached | |||
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"How in the hell am I going to fill 2 child free weeks "1. Make a list of all the jobs you say you can't get done when the children are around. 2. Decide which one is most important and plan how you will get it done. 3. Walk briskly for an hour EVERY morning. 4. Eat a good breakfast when you get back. 5. Listen to music that you want to listen to while you are not being interrupted. 6. Read 20 pages per day. 7. See a friend you haven't seen for such a long time. 8. Phone other friends 9. Order some christmas wrap on amazon. 10. Check all the final things are in place for the kids going back to school. 11. Go to bed early and get some solid sleeep. 12. Organise a little 'missed you' party for their return. 13. File your toenails 14. Get your hair cut. 15. Look up ways of reducing your heating bills. 16. Get some draught excluder for the places that blow icy cold in winter 17. Watch one film per week. 18. Do something nice for someone you know or a stranger at least once a day 19. Stay off here a while. 20. Eat nutritious meals. | |||
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"maybe you can hire the forumites! A problem shared is a problem halved or something. Post your problem and let the forumites help you to solve it either through PM or posting below. No suggestion too silly... I need help finding a charming, hot, respectful man I can chat with. Hello I'm happy to chat. PM me if I meet your criteria. Granny-Crumpet would reccomend me "I'd recommend anyone i'd never met or spoken to , so of course I will  | |||
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"I have so much sexy privately with various females but can’t seem to get started on here.. already experienced almost everything but can’t seem to get integrated with almost anything on here. Any suggestions? " Lower your incredibly high standards and shag the first thing that comes along. | |||
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"I have so much sexy privately with various females but can’t seem to get started on here.. already experienced almost everything but can’t seem to get integrated with almost anything on here. Any suggestions? Lower your incredibly high standards and shag the first thing that comes along. " Your good at this Granny. Perhaps you should an Agony Aunt thread? | |||
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"How in the hell am I going to fill 2 child free weeks
1. Make a list of all the jobs you say you can't get done when the children are around.
2. Decide which one is most important and plan how you will get it done.
3. Walk briskly for an hour EVERY morning.
4. Eat a good breakfast when you get back.
5. Listen to music that you want to listen to while you are not being interrupted.
6. Read 20 pages per day.
7. See a friend you haven't seen for such a long time.
8. Phone other friends
9. Order some christmas wrap on amazon.
10. Check all the final things are in place for the kids going back to school.
11. Go to bed early and get some solid sleeep.
12. Organise a little 'missed you' party for their return.
13. File your toenails
14. Get your hair cut.
15. Look up ways of reducing your heating bills.
16. Get some draught excluder for the places that blow icy cold in winter
17. Watch one film per week.
18. Do something nice for someone you know or a stranger at least once a day
19. Stay off here a while.
20. Eat nutritious meals. "That sounds like a lot of work | |||
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"maybe you can hire the forumites! A problem shared is a problem halved or something. Post your problem and let the forumites help you to solve it either through PM or posting below. No suggestion too silly... I need help finding a charming, hot, respectful man I can chat with. " As you want :- charming , hot and respectful I suggest 1. Report a crime. 2. Ask for fire safety advice 3. Ring samaritans 4. Volunteer at church...... Best I can do right now. | |||
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"How in the hell am I going to fill 2 child free weeks
1. Make a list of all the jobs you say you can't get done when the children are around.
2. Decide which one is most important and plan how you will get it done.
3. Walk briskly for an hour EVERY morning.
4. Eat a good breakfast when you get back.
5. Listen to music that you want to listen to while you are not being interrupted.
6. Read 20 pages per day.
7. See a friend you haven't seen for such a long time.
8. Phone other friends
9. Order some christmas wrap on amazon.
10. Check all the final things are in place for the kids going back to school.
11. Go to bed early and get some solid sleeep.
12. Organise a little 'missed you' party for their return.
13. File your toenails
14. Get your hair cut.
15. Look up ways of reducing your heating bills.
16. Get some draught excluder for the places that blow icy cold in winter
17. Watch one film per week.
18. Do something nice for someone you know or a stranger at least once a day
19. Stay off here a while.
20. Eat nutritious meals.
That sounds like a lot of work "I don't even think it's possible to do number 19  | |||
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"How in the hell am I going to fill 2 child free weeks
1. Make a list of all the jobs you say you can't get done when the children are around.
2. Decide which one is most important and plan how you will get it done.
3. Walk briskly for an hour EVERY morning.
4. Eat a good breakfast when you get back.
5. Listen to music that you want to listen to while you are not being interrupted.
6. Read 20 pages per day.
7. See a friend you haven't seen for such a long time.
8. Phone other friends
9. Order some christmas wrap on amazon.
10. Check all the final things are in place for the kids going back to school.
11. Go to bed early and get some solid sleeep.
12. Organise a little 'missed you' party for their return.
13. File your toenails
14. Get your hair cut.
15. Look up ways of reducing your heating bills.
16. Get some draught excluder for the places that blow icy cold in winter
17. Watch one film per week.
18. Do something nice for someone you know or a stranger at least once a day
19. Stay off here a while.
20. Eat nutritious meals.
That sounds like a lot of work "Sos. I meant lie in bed and let the two weeks waste away | |||
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"I have so much sexy privately with various females but can’t seem to get started on here.. already experienced almost everything but can’t seem to get integrated with almost anything on here. Any suggestions? Lower your incredibly high standards and shag the first thing that comes along. Your good at this Granny. Perhaps you should an Agony Aunt thread?" Sigh ...... I know | |||
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"Lol my standards aren’t high.. I literally am after some really good sex but so far it seems impossible haha I’m probably going about this wrong but that’s why I’m wondering what the best way to go about things is?.." This is a comolex problem and I'm sure there any many forumites ready to put in there tuppence. I would suggest you start a new thread asking for help and advice. | |||
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"How in the hell am I going to fill 2 child free weeks "Buy some new toys | |||
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"Thanks granny. 
Why are you in Crumpet's knickers? "She lends them to me | |||
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