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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My excellent repertoire of sounds effects and impressions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My excellent repertoire of sounds effects and impressions

Ooooh I like impressionists

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I can make gin disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make gin disappear

Haha you and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash is brilliant at telling jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ash is brilliant at telling jokes.

Get him on here! Is he still in bed?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Wheelchair dancing. Raven Red has seen me in action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheelchair dancing. Raven Red has seen me in action

Shame we can post videos on threads!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can DJ if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheelchair dancing. Raven Red has seen me in action

Shame we can post videos on threads! "

*cant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can DJ if that's any good

No grumpy DJing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I have a unique talent!

I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!

Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My excellent repertoire of sounds effects and impressions

Ooooh I like impressionists "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ash is brilliant at telling jokes.

Get him on here! Is he still in bed?

Hes currently eating the late brunch I made him.

I will ask him to post so later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a unique talent!

I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!

Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!

Can I book in?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wheelchair dancing. Raven Red has seen me in action

Shame we can post videos on threads! "

I honestly can't remember if video footage exists, but it was on a night out in Liverpool back before lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku."

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I can be both the drummer for the band and the MC for the evening.

A man of many parts, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already "

No appreciation for culture around here

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I have a unique talent!

I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!

Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!

Can I book in?"

Sure! Wanna cut the talking shite part out and get on with the best shag of your life?

Smooth talking bitch I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a unique talent!

I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!

Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!

Can I book in?

Sure! Wanna cut the talking shite part out and get on with the best shag of your life?

Smooth talking bitch I am!

Haha yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

No appreciation for culture around here

Hey I was serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing!

It will be bad, but so bad its good!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

No appreciation for culture around here

Hey I was serious

For once I’m going to ask without googling.

What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

No appreciation for culture around here

Hey I was serious

Sorry thought it was going to be a quick exit on the gold buzzer.

I'm just not up on today's pop culture references. I shall go and bang my head against a wall now...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can sing

a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

No appreciation for culture around here

Hey I was serious

For once I’m going to ask without googling.

What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X"

Traditional japanese poetry form.

example:

Spring is passing. // The birds cry, and the fishes’ eyes are // With tears

I wrote on for Tuberose for the handwriting photo challenge:

Amongst // City streets // Tuberose

It is no more than three lines long (in Japanese it's to do with syllables as well) and generally deals in contrasts and is more about creating an impression.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.

I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already

No appreciation for culture around here

Hey I was serious

For once I’m going to ask without googling.

What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X

Traditional japanese poetry form.

example:

Spring is passing. // The birds cry, and the fishes’ eyes are // With tears

I wrote on for Tuberose for the handwriting photo challenge:

Amongst // City streets // Tuberose

It is no more than three lines long (in Japanese it's to do with syllables as well) and generally deals in contrasts and is more about creating an impression."

Ah ok. Thank you - I learned something today!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I can sing

a little

Are you any good? I’d love to be able to sing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a former professional singer

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By *anchez1197Man
over a year ago

Horsham

I can make my cock disappear between a big pair of tits

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a former professional singer "

What genre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke "

Can you lap dance too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a bottle of Prosecco on my own

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Most have seen my tricks on a stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of Prosecco on my own

I think we’d want you on stage after you drank the bottle of Prosecco

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can sing

a little

Are you any good? I’d love to be able to sing!

It’s been a while since I sung anything but I was on tv when I was at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most have seen my tricks on a stage

Hahaha.

you wifey

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just being a small nut is normally enough to make people laugh and throw in a bit of drink fuelled limbo and job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of Prosecco on my own

I think we’d want you on stage after you drank the bottle of Prosecco

No way, I’m far toooooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play guitar and piano, write my own songs and do play in the pub every now and then

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just being a small nut is normally enough to make people laugh and throw in a bit of drink fuelled limbo and job done

This is definitely true!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play guitar and piano, write my own songs and do play in the pub every now and then"

Do you? Love it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Don’t make me watch it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Oh god

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

I was waiting for it to inflate

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Yours is just.......special

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Don’t make me watch it again

By order of the board of condom mis-uses, you are hereby ordered to go watch it twice for your pathetic attempt of avoiding watching my fabulous clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make gin disappear

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

I was waiting for it to inflate

It does that from the other nostril

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

I was waiting for it to inflate

It does that from the other nostril

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Oh blimey!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I can make a very large amount of chocolate and Gin go missing very quickly, it's a very impressive thing to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have the talent to make people vanish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also have the talent to make people vanish

. I have the talent to scare people off

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!"

So what’s your talent .... provide inspiration

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile

Don’t make me watch it again

By order of the board of condom mis-uses, you are hereby ordered to go watch it twice for your pathetic attempt of avoiding watching my fabulous clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!"

Being invisible!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can DJ if that's any good

No grumpy DJing though. "

I might smile occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!

Being invisible!!

Haha did I miss you out.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!

So what’s your talent .... provide inspiration

I’m trying to bloody think of one woman!

I’m struggling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also have the talent to make people vanish

. I have the talent to scare people off

I have that talent also

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

Haha can’t most men?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

Haha can’t most men?

But i do it with style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

make

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

make"

Is there a choice of holes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

Haha can’t most men?

But i do it with style.

That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

make

Is there a choice of holes? "

Ears

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

make"

So can most men if there is a hole in a public toilet wall

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I can perform close up table magic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can perform close up table magic "

Oh!!!! I love this and hate this at the same time!!

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

You hate not knowing how it’s done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You hate not knowing how it’s done "

Yep. Frustrates the hell out of me.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can a willy disappear into a very small hole

make

Is there a choice of holes?

Ears

Kinky.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

All you need is good hands and a smiling face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam! "

Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

Haha can’t most men?

But i do it with style.

That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not

It's these kind of childish things like that which makes us friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!

Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear. "

The rest!!! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.

Haha can’t most men?

But i do it with style.

That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not

It's these kind of childish things like that which makes us friends.

It so is isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of Prosecco on my own

I think we’d want you on stage after you drank the bottle of Prosecco

Just the one??

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!

Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear.

The rest!!! Ffs

LOL very nice on a scone with clotted cream and butter! Whilst I jam for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!

Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear.

The rest!!! Ffs

LOL very nice on a scone with clotted cream and butter! Whilst I jam for you!! "

Oh I do loves a cream tea

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

Can you lap dance too?"

Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

Can you lap dance too?

Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved. "

Love a lap dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

So can I , and wiggle me ears at the same time

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

Can you lap dance too?

Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.

Love a lap dance

A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recite poetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

Can you lap dance too?

Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.

Love a lap dance

A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens.

Oooooh thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can recite poetry

Oh Taff I’d love to listen to that in your voice

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes

Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke

Can you lap dance too?

Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.

Love a lap dance

A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens.

Oooooh thank you

Not that I can tell you when it happens because of your filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a talentless, over-opinionated hack and I can cry on demand. Can I be a judge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a talentless, over-opinionated hack and I can cry on demand. Can I be a judge? "

Yeah you can judge with me. I don’t have any talents either. Well, none that would be fit to perform in front of the queen anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No talent here.

Mix it up with a male judge. If the ladies would allow me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My Mr used to be a very good break dancer 10 years ago. He does now need some alcoholic encouragement to dance but he's very good (and I don't mean like a dad at a party)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some beatboxing and rap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a 4th dan black belt in No-Can-Do ...

can show off the skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a former professional singer

What genre?"

Mainly Rat Pack Swing Big Band stuff

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Most have seen my tricks on a stage

Hahaha.

you wifey

Love you too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mrs. Methane!

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