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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up "

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too "

I wouldnt know , thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally ironic.

Like a black fly in your chardonnay

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Totally ironic.

Like a black fly in your chardonnay "

Or a death row hard on, two minute too late

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

I wouldnt know , thankfully "

You're a Man! The Pricey offers you a BJ, you're taking it!... Sell your stoy after.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Her Mom was terminally ill 3 years ago, not long to live. She wanted to spend as much time with her Mom as she could in her last days. Still here

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton


"Totally ironic.

Like a black fly in your chardonnay

Or a death row hard on, two minute too late "

pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's like rain when you're already wet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

I wouldnt know , thankfully

You're a Man! The Pricey offers you a BJ, you're taking it!... Sell your stoy after. "

Not a chance sorry . Cant stand the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her Mom was terminally ill 3 years ago, not long to live. She wanted to spend as much time with her Mom as she could in her last days. Still here "

Good to hear her Mum is still alive and couldn't of been easy for Katie Price on top of everything

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That's like rain when you're already wet "

No, no, it's like rain on your wedding day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

I wouldnt know , thankfully

You're a Man! The Pricey offers you a BJ, you're taking it!... Sell your stoy after.

Not a chance sorry . Cant stand the woman "

I like her, fair play to the lady, she has had a tough time of it.

Not sure why we have to be tearing people down all the time? Does it make us feel good? Kindness costs nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's like rain when you're already wet

No, no, it's like rain on your wedding day "

Hahaha that's it

She's giving out about rain anyway

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love katie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank god for that.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You sure it’s not her foof that’s broken?

Papers are always letting typos through after all

S

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That's like rain when you're already wet

No, no, it's like rain on your wedding day

Hahaha that's it

She's giving out about rain anyway "

A free ride when you've already paid? I like a good ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too "

how do you no she’s rubbish have you had one from her

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

I wouldnt know , thankfully

You're a Man! The Pricey offers you a BJ, you're taking it!... Sell your stoy after.

Not a chance sorry . Cant stand the woman

I like her, fair play to the lady, she has had a tough time of it.

Not sure why we have to be tearing people down all the time? Does it make us feel good? Kindness costs nothing "

Everyone has someone they dont like , everyone , even if they dont admit it .

It's only because she means about press intrusion all the time and then invites a camera crew to follow her every move . She loves the attention, she should just admit it

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I’ve met Katie and she’s a lovely girl in real life but the fame got to her and she’s her own worst enemy ,she likes the bbc I can tell you .

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Totally ironic.

Like a black fly in your chardonnay

Or a death row hard on, two minute too late pardon"

Song lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An actual newspaper article today ...

Katie Price has been told she cannot have sex due to breaking her foot .

Doctors have told her to lie on her back for two weeks .

I'm not even making this up

She's not even highly sexed, she's admitted that in the past, awful at BJs too

I wouldnt know , thankfully

You're a Man! The Pricey offers you a BJ, you're taking it!... Sell your stoy after.

Not a chance sorry . Cant stand the woman

I like her, fair play to the lady, she has had a tough time of it.

Not sure why we have to be tearing people down all the time? Does it make us feel good? Kindness costs nothing

Everyone has someone they dont like , everyone , even if they dont admit it .

It's only because she means about press intrusion all the time and then invites a camera crew to follow her every move . She loves the attention, she should just admit it "

The difference is just because she warrants it doesn't give anyone the right be cruel.

The woman has issues for sure, but as I said kindness costs nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you weren't reading The Daily Mash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well....that’s Alanis Morrisette in my head for the rest of the day!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Well....that’s Alanis Morrisette in my head for the rest of the day!!"

You're welcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well....that’s Alanis Morrisette in my head for the rest of the day!!

You're welcome "

This x2

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I need more information. How does a broken foot stop sex?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well....that’s Alanis Morrisette in my head for the rest of the day!!

You're welcome "

And thanks Sophie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I need more information. How does a broken foot stop sex?

"

No idea , was her doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well....that’s Alanis Morrisette in my head for the rest of the day!!

You're welcome "

Haha....damnit Sophie and kinky couple!

Fab really is like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife!!

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