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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just done the gutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lying on a hotel bed, watching tv! Same as the past 2 nights. I'm a little bored but just happy that I'm not at work

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Just tidied my freezer ready for batch cooking tomorrow... living the dream

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m lying down with tummy ache. Go me!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Woke up from a nap and now watching snooker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brew and dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up from a nap and now watching snooker. "

You win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man, we're a sexual bunch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!"

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Sorting out my spice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just watching god of war stream on youtube

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By *cottishsparkMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

Just back to my digs from working all day now to get done sleep for my 10 hour shift tomorrow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an afternoon nap and paid a credit card bill

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

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I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Ooo ouch ..hope you have a good recovery xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorting out my spice rack"

Definitely a euphemism

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just done the gutters

I wondered where ma flanell had gone!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Woke up from a nap and now watching snooker.

You win

I can feel myself dying as I stare at the telly like in The Ring.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Listening to a podcast on the evolutionary history of parts of SARS-COVID-2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update: just away to do the dishes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x"

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranging my loo rolls

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cleaning fox poo off my dog !

I win, thread closed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x"

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

No..it really doesn't

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

No..it really doesn't

That's all that's been offered so far, though I have no idea what they pumped me full of when I was out cold. Honestly, I don't even need the paracetamol right now, but will ask them if I do need all the other meds. Dihydrocodeine is good

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

No..it really doesn't

As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am perving anabelle now and thing of dirty thing after lockdown we're going do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting for some soup to be ready for my tea.

It’s chicken soup.

I have man flu.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m waiting for some soup to be ready for my tea.

It’s chicken soup.

I have man flu.

Aww poor baby..feel better soon Sam x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

No..it really doesn't

As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great

I'm absolutely fine. It takes a lot to keep me down

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"i am perving anabelle now and thing of dirty thing after lockdown we're going do

Does she know

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer

. Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win

I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!

Jesus

hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!

Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder

Wishing you a speedy recovery x

I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits

Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x

Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!

No..it really doesn't

As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great

I'm absolutely fine. It takes a lot to keep me down

Good stuff and I'm talking about the meds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaned my cat litter trays out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for some soup to be ready for my tea.

It’s chicken soup.

I have man flu.

Aww poor baby..feel better soon Sam x"

Thank you sexy bum lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the snooker and epilating my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am perving anabelle now and thing of dirty thing after lockdown we're going do

Does she know

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yeah you do can't stop looking at my sausage

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I've just cleaned and dusted the house from top to bottom. Now have washing machine on still got dishes to wash. Exciting stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs"

Epilating? Dare I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I retract my previous statement. It has been another dramatic semi final with Ronnie playing superbly. OK... Now I will go do something more boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs"

You're not a bore, you're hard-core! Kudos for enduring two forms of torture at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic rock and roll Friday night, I'm folding laundry

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve just brushed my dogs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the grout in the shower room

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just washed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cried in bed for 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just cried in bed for 2 hours "

Why so sad ? X

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Stuck doing an online exam til 6.30.

Followed by a Lidl trip

Living the Friday night dream

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs

You're not a bore, you're hard-core! Kudos for enduring two forms of torture at once

Ive epilated my legs once. Jeez.

One million red dots like stabby forks.

Never again.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just give my nuts a good scratch.

Arrrrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just cried in bed for 2 hours

Why so sad ? X"

Long story xx lots of mental health issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just cried in bed for 2 hours

Why so sad ? X

Long story xx lots of mental health issues "

Ok , well sending hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just cried in bed for 2 hours

Why so sad ? X

Long story xx lots of mental health issues

Ok , well sending hugs x"

Thank you xx

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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago

North of London

I've just rearrange my underwear draw and felt embarrassed by the age of some of my stuff. You know the bits that end up balled up in the back. Mundane for some I guess. A trip down memory lane for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just cried in bed for 2 hours

Why so sad ? X

Long story xx lots of mental health issues

Ok , well sending hugs x

Thank you xx"

Can we help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs

You're not a bore, you're hard-core! Kudos for enduring two forms of torture at once

Ive epilated my legs once. Jeez.

One million red dots like stabby forks.

Never again. "

My best friend doesn't even bat an eyelid at it, I think it's quite possibly the worst pain I have ever experienced!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Curled up in bed with bad stomach cramps crying over an episode of Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist - I swear mother nature hates me!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've just got home from work which is quite high on the "no life" Friday night scale.

Back there again in under 8 hours. Happy fucking days

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