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"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy ![]() Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please ![]() | |||
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"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy ![]() ![]() Can I join you in a strawberry daiquiri? | |||
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"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy ![]() ![]() Well be cheeky and have both ![]() | |||
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"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy ![]() ![]() Indeed you can xx | |||
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"First propper day of my holiday Hope so please may i have a large glass of shiraz ans a cwtch x " Hugs and shiraz on the way Taff x | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please." It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! | |||
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"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....! ![]() ![]() No vag on the menu here, just nuts ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please." Mojito for the lovely Lorraine x | |||
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"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh.... Nuts ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! " You beat me to it xx | |||
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"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Filthy minds.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You love it. Don't even try and pretend. ![]() | |||
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"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep ![]() Frosty one on the way. | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx " It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() | |||
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"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy ![]() ![]() Always room next to me for you obviously ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() I will be of a similar disposition ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Ok. If you see me here after 9 you send me home. If I see you here after 9 I'll try and encourage you to misbehave. Deal? | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() 100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly. ![]() | |||
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"I could murder a pino grigio Rose please OP (large)" On the way ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Hello Meli ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Someone should probably take my phone away in a couple of hours.... | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Deal, but be warned I'll probably be telling you I love you and your so awesome. Feel free to punch me and tell me to shut up lol | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... ![]() ![]() Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Hide it in your cleavage you won't find it ![]() | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() Woo woo xoxo | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, it makes me look unapproachable and sexually desirable, innit.... ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You beat me to it xx It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... ![]() ![]() Nah. I can take that! ![]() | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() Thanks Hope ![]() | |||
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"A pint of wet please Hope ![]() Gorgeous you may make me wet but I am not sure I can manage a pint ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Big hug and a slow comfortable screw please... Dont know what drink i fancy though!? ![]() Boom boom ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You won't get an FWB looking unapproachable Nippy Shit ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I saw that! No Hope!!!! I'm cleverererererer than you think.... ![]() | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() I can do cwtches and what about a jug of woo woo to share ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We established your middle name was Shit innit ![]() | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() ![]() Jug on the way ![]() | |||
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"A pint of wet please Hope ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh he will have you squirting out a pint in no time! ![]() | |||
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"Good evening! I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please ![]() For you Lemon with love xx | |||
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"A pint of wet please Hope ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks LBC my funny line was ignored ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening! I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please ![]() You're very kind! Have you had a good day? | |||
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"Good evening! I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please ![]() It has been a busy one. We were flooded during Wednesday's storm so sorting stuff out. Other than that all good xx How have you been? | |||
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"Good evening lovelies x Hugs and espresso martini's would be much appreciated ![]() Hugs and an extra bean on your espresso martini ![]() | |||
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"I can give virtual hugs & high 5’s to anyone who need me one xx I have a bottle of Prosecco open so cheers everyone xx J x" Cheers and hugs to you too xx | |||
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"Good evening! I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please ![]() Oh jesus that doesn't sound good! I hope it's easily fixed? What a nightmare. I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening! I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please ![]() ![]() Not as bad as others so I can't complain. What cheeky takeaway will you have? | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() ![]() Nothing would make me happier Frida you lovely lady xxx | |||
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"Good evening lovelies x Hugs and espresso martini's would be much appreciated ![]() ![]() I do love an extra bean in my mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway. ![]() I feel bad for wishing for storms now! I never think too much about the effects it can have with flooding etc. It's a sucky situation to be but I'm glad it isn't as bad as it could be. I'm not sure yet. I quite fancy a pizza! ![]() | |||
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" I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway. ![]() ![]() It has been such freakish weather this week. After melting we needed the rain. Just not so much of it in one go ![]() | |||
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"Just a milky cup of tea please hope I am shattered x" One milky tea and a comfy chair to flop in ![]() | |||
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"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please ![]() ![]() Aw shucks ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guinness and a chaser please " Who would you like to chase you Wonko? ![]() | |||
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"Large pink gin please ![]() Cheeky ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please" Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() | |||
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"Large pink gin please ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you Hope ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() That’s lovely that is ![]() | |||
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"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Guinness and a chaser please Who would you like to chase you Wonko? ![]() Anyone really | |||
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"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep ![]() ![]() Pleasure ![]() | |||
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"Large pink gin please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are welcome x | |||
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"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now ![]() ![]() Oooh you definitely don't want that tonight. Have a little fruity concoction xx | |||
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"I’ll have a bucket of red wine please Hippy " Did you think to yourself f*ck it I have a bucket ![]() | |||
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"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now ![]() ![]() Something berry based then please, I'll get my fruit on ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! " You’re absolutely right. I’ll take two please. ![]() | |||
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"Very large hendricks and tonic please Hope x " A gigantic one coming up DC ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() Thanks Cheeky for appreciating the finer things in life ![]() | |||
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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please. It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! You’re absolutely right. I’ll take two please. ![]() Well it is happy hour ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() Haters gonna hate ![]() | |||
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"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now ![]() ![]() ![]() Have a mint berry smash ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps ![]() | |||
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"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope " Are you thirsty? | |||
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"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope Are you thirsty? " A little but hoping the chasers make it look like a benny hill sketck ![]() | |||
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"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope Are you thirsty? A little but hoping the chasers make it look like a benny hill sketck ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kangaroo ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll love it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pogo stick? | |||
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"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds jolly marvellous, thank you Hope ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am not sure ![]() | |||
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"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There are lots of sticks around here ![]() | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll never know unless you try, try chopping up a scotch egg and putting it in the packet as a build up to the pickled egg | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope " Are you HOARSE? | |||
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"Another Guinness please hope Goodness me ![]() It's on I'm only allowed 4 | |||
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"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please Crisps with a pickled egg ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't like scotch eggs ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope " Sam is your throat tender | |||
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"Another Guinness please hope Goodness me ![]() You may have as many as you like | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE?" He might think he is hung like one ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Another Guinness please hope Goodness me ![]() Nope I get all huggy if I drink more. Or pass out | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Sam is your throat tender " It is. Hope me better hope ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE? *nods* ![]() I was hoping for a Neigh/nay. Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un. | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE? *nods* ![]() I had visions of you saying you knew I’d say that so I just scratched the floor a bit and pricked my ears ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Sam is your throat tender It is. Hope me better hope ![]() Sending all hope and hearty hugs for a speedy recovery. I think the temperature this week has reeked havoc xx | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE? *nods* ![]() ![]() You ass. I adore you. | |||
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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. ![]() I’ll have *you* with a glug of Bailey’s. | |||
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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. ![]() Marshmallows and a flake too? I am still working so I fell your pain ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Sam is your throat tender It is. Hope me better hope ![]() Thank you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE? *nods* ![]() ![]() You’re welcome to trott me out when I’m feeling more race worthy. ![]() | |||
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"Hey, Long week calls for a long island iced tea for Mrs please and a godfather for the Mr xxxx" On the way ![]() | |||
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"Very large hendricks and tonic please Hope x A gigantic one coming up DC ![]() Thank you | |||
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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. ![]() I'm intoxicating enough without the Baileys. ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Are you HOARSE? *nods* ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll ride you, and get my crop out. ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a lemsip please hope Sam is your throat tender It is. Hope me better hope ![]() ![]() ![]() You are not that poorly then ![]() | |||
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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. ![]() ![]() This is true. *hic* | |||
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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. ![]() ![]() Mini marshmallows yes please! That would be my perfect hug in a mug right there. I'm hoping for snuggles and Umbrella Academy very soon (if you've not watched it you should for the sheer delight that is Klaus). | |||
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