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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well what a week that was.

Bar is open for a group hug or high five.

What you having at the Hope Inn?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please? "

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy "

Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy

Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please "

Can I join you in a strawberry daiquiri?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy

Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please "

Well be cheeky and have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First propper day of my holiday Hope so please may i have a large glass of shiraz ans a cwtch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy

Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please

Can I join you in a strawberry daiquiri? "

Indeed you can xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer and a hug please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First propper day of my holiday Hope so please may i have a large glass of shiraz ans a cwtch x "

Hugs and shiraz on the way Taff x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beer and a hug please? "

Beer and a warm hug x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please."

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....! "

No vag on the menu here, just nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please."

Mojito for the lovely Lorraine x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....!

No vag on the menu here, just nuts "

Ooh.... Nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! "

You beat me to it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....!

No vag on the menu here, just nuts

Ooh.... Nuts "

Filthy minds....

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A cold frosty IPA please barkeep

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't PRETEND to be all nice now....!

No vag on the menu here, just nuts

Ooh.... Nuts

Filthy minds.... "

You love it. Don't even try and pretend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep "

Frosty one on the way.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx "

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder a pino grigio Rose please OP (large)

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Had a crap week with hospital, blinking covid doing my nut in. Have opened the vino, but this gal could do with some cocktails please?

Well you have come to the right place. What takes your fancy

Strawberry daiquiri or a mojito please

Can I join you in a strawberry daiquiri? "

Always room next to me for you obviously

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... "

I will be of a similar disposition

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

I will be of a similar disposition "

Ok. If you see me here after 9 you send me home. If I see you here after 9 I'll try and encourage you to misbehave. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence..... "

100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could murder a pino grigio Rose please OP (large)"

On the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly. "

Hello Meli

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly. "

Someone should probably take my phone away in a couple of hours....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

I will be of a similar disposition

Ok. If you see me here after 9 you send me home. If I see you here after 9 I'll try and encourage you to misbehave. Deal? "

Deal, but be warned I'll probably be telling you I love you and your so awesome. Feel free to punch me and tell me to shut up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A pint of wet please Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend..... "

Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

100% there's a d*unk NSP thread due shortly.

Someone should probably take my phone away in a couple of hours.... "

Hide it in your cleavage you won't find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please "

Woo woo xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend.....

Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you "

Yeah, it makes me look unapproachable and sexually desirable, innit....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You beat me to it xx

It's my motto tonight..... I shall probably be absent later as one should not forum when under the influence.....

I will be of a similar disposition

Ok. If you see me here after 9 you send me home. If I see you here after 9 I'll try and encourage you to misbehave. Deal?

Deal, but be warned I'll probably be telling you I love you and your so awesome. Feel free to punch me and tell me to shut up lol "

Nah. I can take that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please

Woo woo xoxo"

Thanks Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of wet please Hope "

Gorgeous you may make me wet but I am not sure I can manage a pint

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Big hug and a slow comfortable screw please...

Dont know what drink i fancy though!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hug and a slow comfortable screw please...

Dont know what drink i fancy though!? "

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend.....

Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you

Yeah, it makes me look unapproachable and sexually desirable, innit.... "

You won't get an FWB looking unapproachable Nippy Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend.....

Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you

Yeah, it makes me look unapproachable and sexually desirable, innit....

You won't get an FWB looking unapproachable Nippy Shit "

I saw that! No Hope!!!!

I'm cleverererererer than you think....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please "

I can do cwtches and what about a jug of woo woo to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a bottle of L&P and two glasses please Hope, my generous friend.....

Did you want two glasses to make it look like someone was joining you

Yeah, it makes me look unapproachable and sexually desirable, innit....

You won't get an FWB looking unapproachable Nippy Shit

I saw that! No Hope!!!!

I'm cleverererererer than you think...."

We established your middle name was Shit innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please

I can do cwtches and what about a jug of woo woo to share "

Jug on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of wet please Hope

Gorgeous you may make me wet but I am not sure I can manage a pint "

Oh he will have you squirting out a pint in no time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please "

For you Lemon with love xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of wet please Hope

Gorgeous you may make me wet but I am not sure I can manage a pint

Oh he will have you squirting out a pint in no time! "

Thanks LBC my funny line was ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please

For you Lemon with love xx "

You're very kind! Have you had a good day?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening lovelies x

Hugs and espresso martini's would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please

For you Lemon with love xx

You're very kind! Have you had a good day?"

It has been a busy one. We were flooded during Wednesday's storm so sorting stuff out.

Other than that all good xx

How have you been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening lovelies x

Hugs and espresso martini's would be much appreciated "

Hugs and an extra bean on your espresso martini

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I can give virtual hugs & high 5’s to anyone who need me one xx

I have a bottle of Prosecco open so cheers everyone xx

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can give virtual hugs & high 5’s to anyone who need me one xx

I have a bottle of Prosecco open so cheers everyone xx

J x"

Cheers and hugs to you too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please

For you Lemon with love xx

You're very kind! Have you had a good day?

It has been a busy one. We were flooded during Wednesday's storm so sorting stuff out.

Other than that all good xx

How have you been? "

Oh jesus that doesn't sound good! I hope it's easily fixed? What a nightmare.

I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening!

I'd love a glass of coca cola with lemon please

For you Lemon with love xx

You're very kind! Have you had a good day?

It has been a busy one. We were flooded during Wednesday's storm so sorting stuff out.

Other than that all good xx

How have you been?

Oh jesus that doesn't sound good! I hope it's easily fixed? What a nightmare.

I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway. "

Not as bad as others so I can't complain.

What cheeky takeaway will you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please

I can do cwtches and what about a jug of woo woo to share "

Nothing would make me happier Frida you lovely lady xxx

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening lovelies x

Hugs and espresso martini's would be much appreciated

Hugs and an extra bean on your espresso martini "

I do love an extra bean in my mouth

Thank you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Just a milky cup of tea please hope I am shattered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway.

Not as bad as others so I can't complain.

What cheeky takeaway will you have? "

I feel bad for wishing for storms now! I never think too much about the effects it can have with flooding etc. It's a sucky situation to be but I'm glad it isn't as bad as it could be.

I'm not sure yet. I quite fancy a pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've had a lovely day today! I'm glad to be home in bed and my little one will have an early night woohoo!! I might order a cheeky takeaway.

Not as bad as others so I can't complain.

What cheeky takeaway will you have?

I feel bad for wishing for storms now! I never think too much about the effects it can have with flooding etc. It's a sucky situation to be but I'm glad it isn't as bad as it could be.

I'm not sure yet. I quite fancy a pizza! "

It has been such freakish weather this week. After melting we needed the rain. Just not so much of it in one go

I haven't had pizza in forever. I like chicken on my pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a milky cup of tea please hope I am shattered x"

One milky tea and a comfy chair to flop in

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I’d love a group hug and a Woo Woo please

I can do cwtches and what about a jug of woo woo to share

Nothing would make me happier Frida you lovely lady xxx"

Aw shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness and a chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large pink gin please

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guinness and a chaser please "

Who would you like to chase you Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large pink gin please "

Cheeky

Pink gin on the way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please"

Crisps with a pickled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large pink gin please

Cheeky

Pink gin on the way x "

Thank you Hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg "

That’s lovely that is

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep

Frosty one on the way."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guinness and a chaser please

Who would you like to chase you Wonko? "

Anyone really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ice cold Guinness please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now

Maybe just a green tea - pushing the envelope tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cold frosty IPA please barkeep

Frosty one on the way.

Thank you "

Pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large pink gin please

Cheeky

Pink gin on the way x

Thank you Hope "

You are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An Ice cold Guinness please "

To be sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now

Maybe just a green tea - pushing the envelope tonight "

Oooh you definitely don't want that tonight. Have a little fruity concoction xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a bucket of red wine please

Hippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a bucket of red wine please

Hippy "

Did you think to yourself f*ck it I have a bucket

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now

Maybe just a green tea - pushing the envelope tonight

Oooh you definitely don't want that tonight. Have a little fruity concoction xx "

Something berry based then please, I'll get my fruit on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Very large hendricks and tonic please Hope x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hoping for something hoppy, Hope!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous! "

You’re absolutely right. I’ll take two please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very large hendricks and tonic please Hope x "

A gigantic one coming up DC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope! "

Bunny rabbit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

That’s lovely that is "

Thanks Cheeky for appreciating the finer things in life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not drinking time here but who cares!!!!! I’ll have a mojito please.

It's 5 O clock somewhere gorgeous!

You’re absolutely right. I’ll take two please. "

Well it is happy hour

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg "

Haters gonna hate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now

Maybe just a green tea - pushing the envelope tonight

Oooh you definitely don't want that tonight. Have a little fruity concoction xx

Something berry based then please, I'll get my fruit on "

Have a mint berry smash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

Haters gonna hate "

I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope "

Are you thirsty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope

Are you thirsty? "

A little but hoping the chasers make it look like a benny hill sketck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 pints of Guinness and 4 chasers please hope

Are you thirsty?

A little but hoping the chasers make it look like a benny hill sketck "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope!

Bunny rabbit "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope!

Bunny rabbit

"

Kangaroo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

Haters gonna hate

I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps "

You'll love it

Sadly pubs that offer pickled eggs are few and far between now

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope!

Bunny rabbit

Kangaroo "

Pogo stick?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you have mocktails? I'm not sure Sex on The Beach is the best idea right now

Maybe just a green tea - pushing the envelope tonight

Oooh you definitely don't want that tonight. Have a little fruity concoction xx

Something berry based then please, I'll get my fruit on

Have a mint berry smash

"

Sounds jolly marvellous, thank you Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

Haters gonna hate

I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps

You'll love it

Sadly pubs that offer pickled eggs are few and far between now "

I am not sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for something hoppy, Hope!

Bunny rabbit

Kangaroo

Pogo stick?"

There are lots of sticks around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Guinness please hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another Guinness please hope "

Goodness me

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

Haters gonna hate

I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps

You'll love it

Sadly pubs that offer pickled eggs are few and far between now

I am not sure "

You'll never know unless you try, try chopping up a scotch egg and putting it in the packet as a build up to the pickled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a lemsip please hope

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope "

Are you HOARSE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another Guinness please hope

Goodness me "

It's on I'm only allowed 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two pints of stowfords and an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in please

Crisps with a pickled egg

Haters gonna hate

I just never heard of it with a bag of crisps

You'll love it

Sadly pubs that offer pickled eggs are few and far between now

I am not sure

You'll never know unless you try, try chopping up a scotch egg and putting it in the packet as a build up to the pickled egg "

I don't like scotch eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope "

Sam is your throat tender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another Guinness please hope

Goodness me

It's on I'm only allowed 4"

You may have as many as you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?"

He might think he is hung like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?"

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another Guinness please hope

Goodness me

It's on I'm only allowed 4

You may have as many as you like "

Nope I get all huggy if I drink more. Or pass out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Sam is your throat tender "

It is.

Hope me better hope

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?

*nods*

"

I was hoping for a Neigh/nay.

Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?

*nods*

I was hoping for a Neigh/nay.

Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un."

I had visions of you saying you knew I’d say that so I just scratched the floor a bit and pricked my ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Sam is your throat tender

It is.

Hope me better hope "

Sending all hope and hearty hugs for a speedy recovery.

I think the temperature this week has reeked havoc xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?

*nods*

I was hoping for a Neigh/nay.

Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un.

I had visions of you saying you knew I’d say that so I just scratched the floor a bit and pricked my ears "

You ass. I adore you.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. "

I’ll have *you* with a glug of Bailey’s.

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over a year ago


"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted. "

Marshmallows and a flake too?

I am still working so I fell your pain

Treat yourself to a snuggle with your hot chocolate x

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Hey,

Long week calls for a long island iced tea for Mrs please and a godfather for the Mr xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Sam is your throat tender

It is.

Hope me better hope

Sending all hope and hearty hugs for a speedy recovery.

I think the temperature this week has reeked havoc xx"

Thank you

Roll on autumn.

Or alder... Whichever comes first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?

*nods*

I was hoping for a Neigh/nay.

Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un.

I had visions of you saying you knew I’d say that so I just scratched the floor a bit and pricked my ears

You stallion. I adore you. "

You’re welcome to trott me out when I’m feeling more race worthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey,

Long week calls for a long island iced tea for Mrs please and a godfather for the Mr xxxx"

On the way

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Very large hendricks and tonic please Hope x

A gigantic one coming up DC "

Thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted.

I’ll have *you* with a glug of Bailey’s. "

I'm intoxicating enough without the Baileys.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Are you HOARSE?

*nods*

I was hoping for a Neigh/nay.

Sorry to hear you’re poorly little ‘un.

I had visions of you saying you knew I’d say that so I just scratched the floor a bit and pricked my ears

You stallion. I adore you.

You’re welcome to trott me out when I’m feeling more race worthy. "

I’ll ride you, and get my crop out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a lemsip please hope

Sam is your throat tender

It is.

Hope me better hope

Sending all hope and hearty hugs for a speedy recovery.

I think the temperature this week has reeked havoc xx

Thank you

Roll on autumn.

Or alder... Whichever comes first "

You are not that poorly then

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted.

I’ll have *you* with a glug of Bailey’s.

I'm intoxicating enough without the Baileys. "

This is true.

*hic*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Hope. I'd like a mug of hot chocolate with some squirty cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top please. If you want to add a glug of Baileys, I'm not complaining. I've been up since 6 with work and am bloody exhausted.

Marshmallows and a flake too?

I am still working so I fell your pain

Treat yourself to a snuggle with your hot chocolate x"

Mini marshmallows yes please! That would be my perfect hug in a mug right there. I'm hoping for snuggles and Umbrella Academy very soon (if you've not watched it you should for the sheer delight that is Klaus).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep meaning to catch up with that. I will try and start it at the weekend x

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