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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Step right up Matchmakers.

Hit me with your comedy Forum Matches and tell me why they would be good together?

Let's keep it lighthearted and fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Mrs Bants? Does anyone want to be?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yasmeen and Granny just because

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Do not pair me off with JennieTV.....she doesn't have a vag for starters

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sophie and JennieTV just because

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie and JennieTV just because "

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way "

Derek is everything I want in a man

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man "

He is the man you want in you

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man "

I want a divorce.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man

I want a divorce."

You’re everything I want in me

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man

I want a divorce."

By divorce do you mean a threesome?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man

I want a divorce.

By divorce do you mean a threesome? "

...is that not what it means?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other "

Oh Sophie.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim and F&B, they have the hots for each other and both love watermelons

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to remain single

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give "

I knew I'd like you.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

I knew I'd like you. "

I’m a good one deep down and I like playing Cupid

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is there a Mrs Bants? Does anyone want to be?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch. "

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name "

I'll have to introduce you 2.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other "

Good call. Though I fancy a bit of Nippy myself...and Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim and F&B, they have the hots for each other and both love watermelons "

Oh I like this pairing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give "

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Jim and F&B, they have the hots for each other and both love watermelons "

A watermelon 'off'. This I'd pay to see

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery "

Only so i can watch and then join in.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Sophie and JennieTV just because

Mr Mystique and Derek40p because they are a perfect match in every way

Derek is everything I want in a man

I want a divorce.

You’re everything I want in me "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery

Only so i can watch and then join in. "

I'm sure you only have my best interests at heart

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery

Only so i can watch and then join in.

I'm sure you only have my best interests at heart "

You know me too well.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery "

I’m guessing CG is also sending you a cheque in the post

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery

I’m guessing CG is also sending you a cheque in the post "

I'd rather a bacs transfer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent and any ladies with blue underwear

He has a lot of love to give

He really does...love our Chunky. Even if he is giving me to floorfuckery

I’m guessing CG is also sending you a cheque in the post "

I want to give her something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not pair me off with JennieTV.....she doesn't have a vag for starters "

I am devastated beyond words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie..... "

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit.... "

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said it before.

Nippy and Hippy.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it "

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal. "

It’s ok you come with subtitles

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles "

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've said it before.

Nippy and Hippy. "

I mean, I would, but her fella might take exception....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair.... "

I take your pair very seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm"

You wanna ride my tractor don’t you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Do not pair me off with JennieTV.....she doesn't have a vag for starters

I am devastated beyond words"

Awwwww it'll be OK, I'll buy you a Freddo and make everything better

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously! "

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm"

I like this combo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me & Clem

I've known him for 5 years and still don't understand his soh, but I think we'd have a laugh and he only lives down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again? "

My need is constant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

I like this combo "

My mate Saff she doesn’t like a faff.

As the day gets darker she’ll always wear a parka

She think she’s really funny when in fact she’s as cute as a fluffy bunny

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By *oetryinMotionMan
over a year ago

Queens

If you could only post a meme in here.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

My need is constant.... "

See! I bloody well nailed it with you two.....now go nail each other to the headboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

My need is constant....

See! I bloody well nailed it with you two.....now go nail each other to the headboard "

Only if you're coming too Sophie....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could only post a meme in here.

"

What would it be about?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

My need is constant....

See! I bloody well nailed it with you two.....now go nail each other to the headboard

Only if you're coming too Sophie.... "

Its just the way I'm sat and I often have this look on my face

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

My need is constant....

See! I bloody well nailed it with you two.....now go nail each other to the headboard

Only if you're coming too Sophie.... "

Rude.

But fair. Come with me Sophie

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'll just be single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one.....NotSoPosh and Nippy.

Both outrageous flirts and you would want to see the sparks fly if you were in the same place as them while they try to outdo each other

Oh Sophie.....

Comedy....!

We could all enjoy a big bad gang bang, innit....

We should totally do that!

But also, we would make a great comedy pair....

I take your pair very seriously!

Are you just fishing for boobs again?

My need is constant....

See! I bloody well nailed it with you two.....now go nail each other to the headboard

Only if you're coming too Sophie....

Its just the way I'm sat and I often have this look on my face

"

You're gonna have to get heat sorted on this get together....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single "

Best way, innit....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit.... "

Shall we be single together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?"

I so want a fwb....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

I like this combo

My mate Saff she doesn’t like a faff.

As the day gets darker she’ll always wear a parka

She think she’s really funny when in fact she’s as cute as a fluffy bunny "

you know her so well!!

#canibebridesmaid

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

I like this combo

My mate Saff she doesn’t like a faff.

As the day gets darker she’ll always wear a parka

She think she’s really funny when in fact she’s as cute as a fluffy bunny

you know her so well!!

#canibebridesmaid "

Pair of wankers.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb.... "

Same

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

WB buddy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

I like this combo

My mate Saff she doesn’t like a faff.

As the day gets darker she’ll always wear a parka

She think she’s really funny when in fact she’s as cute as a fluffy bunny

you know her so well!!

#canibebridesmaid

Pair of wankers. "

That’s why I have forearms like popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same "

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Me & Saff

Although I’m much funnier than her but she won’t admit it

You’d need a translator for the north to fully appreciate how funny I am petal.

It’s ok you come with subtitles

You been speaking to my ex’s?!?! Badoooooommmmmmmmmmmm

I like this combo

My mate Saff she doesn’t like a faff.

As the day gets darker she’ll always wear a parka

She think she’s really funny when in fact she’s as cute as a fluffy bunny

you know her so well!!

#canibebridesmaid

Pair of wankers. "

But you love me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not??? "

We were until you fucked off the site!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not??? "

Just to let you know....... I do turn up unannounced for a little sing song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name "

My ears are burning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

Just to let you know....... I do turn up unannounced for a little sing song "

A bit of Taylor at the window never did any harm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

We were until you fucked off the site!"

I'm sorry for fucking off. I had ppl to shag, I'm back now though....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

Just to let you know....... I do turn up unannounced for a little sing song

A bit of Taylor at the window never did any harm.... "

Me he heeeeeee!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tame and City Jeans would make a lovely couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tame and City Jeans would make a lovely couple "

I thought they were one in the same at one point.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Tame and City Jeans would make a lovely couple

I thought they were one in the same at one point....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a one man act unfortunately, due to my shit gags and I don't work well with others

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name

My ears are burning! "

We need a 3way Convo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tame and City Jeans would make a lovely couple "

I thought Tame had gone and who is City Jeans?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Nippy and Granny... cos hell fire!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

We were until you fucked off the site!

I'm sorry for fucking off. I had ppl to shag, I'm back now though.... "

Let's go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lambretta Series 2 & Indian Scout Bobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name

My ears are burning!

We need a 3way Convo. "

Oh do we now! You doing your Cilla impression!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've said it before.

Nippy and Hippy.

I mean, I would, but her fella might take exception.... "

Still makes me giggle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lambretta Series 2 & Indian Scout Bobber "

Bobber would leave that lammy for dust!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name

My ears are burning!

We need a 3way Convo.

Oh do we now! You doing your Cilla impression! "

Surprise,surprise, the unexpected outside you between the eyes.,..

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and anyone. Don’t care who. No one can top me, so whoever is with me is only with me so I can carry them

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Me and anyone. Don’t care who. No one can top me, so whoever is with me is only with me so I can carry them "

You sure you can piggy back me?

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

swan vestas used too be my perfect match.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Me and anyone. Don’t care who. No one can top me, so whoever is with me is only with me so I can carry them "

Queenie, I could do with being carried and I am happy to bask in the glow of your gloriousness, your Majesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"swan vestas used too be my perfect match."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anabelle21 & floorfuckery - just because i want to watch.

Oooo floorfuckery. I don't believe I am familiar with them but I love the name

My ears are burning!

We need a 3way Convo.

Oh do we now! You doing your Cilla impression!

Surprise,surprise, the unexpected outside you between the eyes.,..

Lol"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I need a match. Or someone to rub my belly.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Tame and City Jeans would make a lovely couple

I thought Tame had gone and who is City Jeans?"

They are but the same or is is it Tame???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I need a match. Or someone to rub my belly. "

Id prefer to kiss it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yasmeen and Granny just because "

I love her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lambretta Series 2 & Indian Scout Bobber

Bobber would leave that lammy for dust! "

I don't doubt it but, as the speed limit is 70, I would catch up eventually

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique and vera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just be single

Best way, innit....

Shall we be single together?

I so want a fwb....

Same

Are we even friends? And if not, why not???

We were until you fucked off the site!

I'm sorry for fucking off. I had ppl to shag, I'm back now though....

Let's go!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a match. Or someone to rub my belly. "

* waves my hand in a circular motion *

(totally not a royal wave! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a sidekick....Any takers?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I need a sidekick....Any takers?

"

Happy to oblige

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I need a sidekick....Any takers?

"

Me

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Magneto and Mr Mystique would be a good pairing if only for the X Men reference

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Magneto and Mr Mystique would be a good pairing if only for the X Men reference "

They could snog x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim and F&B, they have the hots for each other and both love watermelons "
Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sidekick....Any takers?

Me"

Ohhhh definitely me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sidekick....Any takers?

Me

Ohhhh definitely me "

Always you Dash...Means I get full on access to your poopchute

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just the popular people then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sidekick....Any takers?

"

Me too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is there a lady called Sergei on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just the popular people then."

Nope, I'm not popular at all PP, always get missed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the popular people then."
you're very popular PP XX

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Just the popular people then."

I didnt get a mention either. It happens

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Magneto and Mr Mystique would be a good pairing if only for the X Men reference "

Oh really

Shall I make it a 3some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been chatting to a really nice guy so I'm going to say me and pocketrocket80.

Bumpsie

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