FabSwingers.com forum: Couldn’t be arsed.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll get straight to the point.

Asses - are they all that they’re cracked up to be?

When seeing a woman, my eyes don’t immediately go toward their ass.

Yet at the same time, I’ve been complimented on my own derrière. But I’m not flattered by it. These compliments are given before the drawers have been dropped.

Am I the only one to think like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a juicy booty. But when I stare at them too long I just start to think about how they are just two legs JOINED UP AND THEN I SUDDENLY FEEL STRANGE THAT I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Different strokes I suppose. The first thing I notice about a man wouldn't be his ass, but I can definitely appreciate a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes always follow a woman's backside

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Depends which direction they are walking. If away from me the ass is the obvious thing to look at. If towards me then eyes and boobs are the attraction.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I love a juicy booty. But when I stare at them too long I just start to think about how they are just two legs JOINED UP AND THEN I SUDDENLY FEEL STRANGE THAT I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

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if thats the case then where your legs join looks very nice lemon

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh I love a bum, especially when wrapped in lovely blue Knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a juicy booty. But when I stare at them too long I just start to think about how they are just two legs JOINED UP AND THEN I SUDDENLY FEEL STRANGE THAT I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

There is nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more a boobs man tbh but I don’t mind a lady’s ass. I’m put off by the cheeks spreading pics a bit though.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me! "

I've just looked at your profile and that's a downright lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends which direction they are walking. If away from me the ass is the obvious thing to look at. If towards me then eyes and boobs are the attraction."

I always start with legs then work my way up if they are coming towards me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me! "

Being in Wales makes you automatically hot

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me! "

Not from what I'm seeing on your pics. Wow.

I wonder if your friends pics are as amazing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me!

Being in Wales makes you automatically hot

Flipping good job ... that's a second thing then. Thanks Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a nice bumhole.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me!

Being in Wales makes you automatically hot

Flipping good job ... that's a second thing then. Thanks Granny

I'm not Granny. I'm 'in Granny'.

Hi my username is P6545

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Love to look at a woman’s bum,all shapes and sizes.some lovely ones on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love juicy ass,mmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love juicy ass,mmm...

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can i take bite of yours looks sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are wrong, my bum is the only thing I have going for me! "

I can clarify that is not the case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First think I look for is her tits not gonna lie lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love juicy ass,mmm...

can i take bite of yours looks sweet

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice bumhole.....

Nippy you have a scrummy bummy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First think I look for is her tits not gonna lie lol. "
you dont have to look far for mine lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love juicy ass,mmm...

can i take bite of yours looks sweet

No problem

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you want to taste something back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice bumhole.....

Nippy you have a scrummy bummy..

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sassy you have a peach like some cream to go with it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I can not see the attraction with bums. Much prefer legs myself.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This totally should have been called, arses, are they all they're cracked up to be?

I used to be like that but am a big fan of big bums now.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I absolutely love p1s butt. It's just so perfect.

He also loves mine and I'm pretty sure it's one of my best features

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First think I look for is her tits not gonna lie lol. you dont have to look far for mine lol. "

What do you mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice bumhole.....

Nippy you have a scrummy bummy..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love a juicy booty. But when I stare at them too long I just start to think about how they are just two legs JOINED UP AND THEN I SUDDENLY FEEL STRANGE THAT I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

You've just ruined bums for me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a juicy booty. But when I stare at them too long I just start to think about how they are just two legs JOINED UP AND THEN I SUDDENLY FEEL STRANGE THAT I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

You've just ruined bums for me.....

Second that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First think I look for is her tits not gonna lie lol. you dont have to look far for mine lol.

What do you mean lol

Da fuck happened there what I meant to say was first thing I look at is her tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Move away from tits here folks.

Ass is our topic! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i love sexy mens arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move away from tits here folks.

Ass is our topic! Lol."
why are we talking about donkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate big fat arses

they look stupid as fuck

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If the lady is facing me then I look at her hips. If facing away, I look at her bottom. It's my favourite part of a woman!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My best asset! Currently wrapped in black lacey panties, ready for my fella later.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I love a nice shapely arse.

Particularly on men. Firm, lifted, strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice shapely arse.

Particularly on men. Firm, lifted, strong."
like yours then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I love a nice shapely arse.

Particularly on men. Firm, lifted, strong.like yours then

Not at the moment

But yes, normally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move away from tits here folks.

Ass is our topic! Lol.why are we talking about donkeys?

The greatest species living. Huge dicks I’ve been told. Great derrière too.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse"

When did arses become the fashion...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse

When did arses become the fashion..."

I was interested in working on stuff that helped my arse before I realised it was cool. #hipsterlegday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse

When did arses become the fashion...

I was interested in working on stuff that helped my arse before I realised it was cool. #hipsterlegday"

A true pioneer one would say...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse

When did arses become the fashion...

I was interested in working on stuff that helped my arse before I realised it was cool. #hipsterlegday

A true pioneer one would say..."

Hardly. Broke a bone, extended rehab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can't be arsed you won't have a good arse

When did arses become the fashion...

I was interested in working on stuff that helped my arse before I realised it was cool. #hipsterlegday

A true pioneer one would say...

Hardly. Broke a bone, extended rehab "

And in doing so, took the mantle of physio from home

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe"

Of course, I can only speculate...

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