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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Took the dogs for a walk and one of them decided to have a chowdown on fresh horse poo.

What stinky things has or does your dog(s) like to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine loves buffalo ears keeps him quiet for hours but they stink !

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Mine has a thing for cow pats, and sea if we go to the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of ours eat poop, I'd make a spewey face but don't know how to do them.

Another couple of them eat/chew dirty underwear and socks

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My English bull terrier had a thing for period pants

My springer had a thing for stealing used sanitary towels out the bathroom bin.

Such joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of ours eat poop, I'd make a spewey face but don't know how to do them.

Another couple of them eat/chew dirty underwear and socks

(v o m) without the spaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine has a thing for cow pats, and sea if we go to the beach

My one who eats poo (not always that fussy) would love a cow pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of ours eat poop, I'd make a spewey face but don't know how to do them.

Another couple of them eat/chew dirty underwear and socks

(v o m) without the spaces"

Well thank you, try visualise a spew face where I meant to place it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy is currently chewing my right foot and it's tickling and I'm struggling to resist the kick reflex.... ....I showered this morning!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

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Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.

My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.

He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it

so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My puppy is currently chewing my right foot and it's tickling and I'm struggling to resist the kick reflex.... ....I showered this morning!

The other dog likes licking my sweaty feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.

My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.

He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it

so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him. "

The one who eats poo would definetly do this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!

Yep been there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.

My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.

He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it

so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him.

The one who eats poo would definetly do this

He was a fox poo roller as well. Never ate it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!

Yep been there

I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.

My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.

He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it

so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him.

The one who eats poo would definetly do this

He was a fox poo roller as well. Never ate it though "

I can so relate. Both dogs roll in fox poo. One has eaten it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!

Yep been there

I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!!

Dogs can have some very stinky habits

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Poo is always high up on the menu.

Human is the worst to find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor..."

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!

Yep been there

I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!!

Dogs can have some very stinky habits

I remember one time when he was a puppy and he had just had his jabs. I came back into the bedroom after five minutes of leaving him and the poor boy had shit all over the carpet

I cried cleaning it up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poo is always high up on the menu.

Human is the worst to find!"

Oh noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my dad on sunday bought ice cream for himself and the dogs lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Poo is always high up on the menu.

Human is the worst to find!

Oh noo "

I make the assumption if there is toilet paper nearby (I'm no expert) but it seems to be the most attractive to eat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poo is always high up on the menu.

Human is the worst to find!

Oh noo

I make the assumption if there is toilet paper nearby (I'm no expert) but it seems to be the most attractive to eat!"

Sure there's more people using the park's bushes as a toilet since lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?"

Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?

Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Took the dogs for a walk and one of them decided to have a chowdown on fresh horse poo.

What stinky things has or does your dog(s) like to eat?

Its called coprophagia and lots of mammals do it because poo is rich the the bacteria that makes Vit K, an essential part of blood clotting.

One reason why vaginas are next door to bums, babies get colonised during birth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took the dogs for a walk and one of them decided to have a chowdown on fresh horse poo.

What stinky things has or does your dog(s) like to eat?

Its called coprophagia and lots of mammals do it because poo is rich the the bacteria that makes Vit K, an essential part of blood clotting.

One reason why vaginas are next door to bums, babies get colonised during birth."

You never stop learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine loves sardines!

Smelly but I also enjoy them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?

Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?

Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....

I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Out Labrador puppy used to come wild camping with us would get his teeth into literally anything including;

- rotten sheep carcasses

- any animal poo including freshly buried humans

- Cuban cigar

- cling wrapped raw steak

- blue cheese

- used coffee grinds

- dry pot noodles

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My dog ate human poo in a white paper bag whilst out a walk. It was stinking and stuck to the roof of his mouthgums and teeth.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?

Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?

Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....

I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....?

It's worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....

One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...

I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"

Puppy training in the Nippy household^

But did the drop command work?

Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?

Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....

I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....?

It's worth a try

Noted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter's puppy eats anything. He's ridiculous.

Socks, wood, soil, crab apples,banana skins, plastic, stones, flies, god knows what stuff in the grass.

You have to be on high alert with him all the time because of it. I spend more time yelling "Murphy, drop" than anything else when out.

We have not had the poo incident yet but I've got zero doubt, given the chance, he will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My daughter's puppy eats anything. He's ridiculous.

Socks, wood, soil, crab apples,banana skins, plastic, stones, flies, god knows what stuff in the grass.

You have to be on high alert with him all the time because of it. I spend more time yelling "Murphy, drop" than anything else when out.

We have not had the poo incident yet but I've got zero doubt, given the chance, he will. "

My poo eating dog now has the habit of picking up discarded tissues in the park and hiding them. She also likes socks and footsies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cat shit.

And cat shit is so much worse than shit shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I've heard is my friend's dog, who ate the cat's poo and then puked it up on the kitchen floor - so a double whammy of poo and puke

She cleaned it out and threw out the mop she was so grossed out LOL

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill

Mine just tries to catch the squirrels. But will hoover up the rabbit droppings in the park.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.

Saves me picking it up I spose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.

Saves me picking it up I spose

My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.

Saves me picking it up I spose

My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time

It’s rank isn’t it.

She literally doesn’t let it touch the floor if I don’t stop her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.

Saves me picking it up I spose

My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time

It’s rank isn’t it.

She literally doesn’t let it touch the floor if I don’t stop her. "

Yep rank. Mine will let the other finish before scooping it up. Apparantly in winter poopsicles are a favourite for dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat shit.

And cat shit is so much worse than shit shit

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it really is lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill

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what has an hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog loves to bury pigs ears in the garden and dig them up 6 months later when they're at the optimum level of rank

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine does like to lick feet , no idea why , whether its salt from sweat or not I dunno, but I stop him as I dont like my feet being touched even by humans

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier when I still lived with my parents and the mucky sod would sneak off and eat cat shit out of the litter tray if he could.

Also as it was a pig farm there were occasionally dead pigs under a tarpaulin waiting for the fellmonger to take them away, and he got at one of those once and brought a decomposing leg back to the house, it smelt ripe and every time you went near him to take it off him he'd run off to another room and start chewing it again! It's not like he was starving or anything there was always plenty of proper dog food and biscuits for him, he was just a grotter sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier when I still lived with my parents and the mucky sod would sneak off and eat cat shit out of the litter tray if he could.

My poo eater once ate day old cat sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine does like to lick feet , no idea why , whether its salt from sweat or not I dunno, but I stop him as I dont like my feet being touched even by humans

I don't mind a doggy foot lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog loves to bury pigs ears in the garden and dig them up 6 months later when they're at the optimum level of rank

Could have come in handy when everyone was panic buying

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill

what has an hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit

I thought it was the nutty taste he liked but he wont eat peanuts not even m&ms just squirrels shxt

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