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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Right, we're going out for a meal.

Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit

What are the plans after food?

Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?

What's the plan Stan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its dancing im in

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.

Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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The. Pie. Factory.

It has been in discussion for far too long. So huge, delicious pies, chips. Pub for alcohol to get our merry on before we go to a gig and get all sweaty in a mosh pit and our eyeliner mixes with sweat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second best thread title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If its dancing im in "

Hold yer horses Red Rum we ain't eaten yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its dancing im in

Hold yer horses Red Rum we ain't eaten yet "

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.

Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)"

I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.

Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The. Pie. Factory.

It has been in discussion for far too long. So huge, delicious pies, chips. Pub for alcohol to get our merry on before we go to a gig and get all sweaty in a mosh pit and our eyeliner mixes with sweat. "

Wham bam thank you lamb then off to the Robin 2

Banging

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The most expensive restaurant in town. Order everything on the menu and the most expensive bottle of champers.

Don't worry about the bill, we'll do a runner!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.

Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)

I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.

Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly!"

Only two of my favourites! Hello new gig buddy! (Donburi is just rice in a bowl. Simple yet effective)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, we're going out for a meal.

Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit

What are the plans after food?

I'll get you a pot noodle and a bottle of Lambrini at my bit

Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?

What's the plan Stan?"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Second best thread title "

I'm still hungry. I mean, compliments feed my ego but I can gear my tumbly being rumbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham egg & chips then I’ll show you my knob. Remember cocks fix everything

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get "

I do get the twitch I can't deny it. I have to sit on my hands or I find myself compelled to help.

Chinese from the takeaway makes me chunder tho as it's too greasy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

In a fantasy world we're in Sydney. I'm not sure if I want to take you to China Town and order... honestly I don't know what it is, I don't speak enough Mandarin and the English just says "beef". That's fun. Or Pancakes on the Rocks. The savoury pancakes are OK but it's the dessert ones you really want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get

I do get the twitch I can't deny it. I have to sit on my hands or I find myself compelled to help.

Chinese from the takeaway makes me chunder tho as it's too greasy. "

hmm you pic the food i'll provide the hugs and ego feeding

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The most expensive restaurant in town. Order everything on the menu and the most expensive bottle of champers.

Don't worry about the bill, we'll do a runner!"

I think that'll be more of a roller than a runner unless you're quick on your toes whilst pushing a wheelbarrow containing yours truly

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.

Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)

I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.

Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly!

Only two of my favourites! Hello new gig buddy! (Donburi is just rice in a bowl. Simple yet effective)"

Sounds like a mighty fine evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Right, we're going out for a meal.

Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit

What are the plans after food?

I'll get you a pot noodle and a bottle of Lambrini at my bit

Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?

What's the plan Stan?"

As long as it's chicken n mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ham egg & chips then I’ll show you my knob. Remember cocks fix everything "

Don't make me bosh ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ham egg & chips then I’ll show you my knob. Remember cocks fix everything

Don't make me bosh ya "

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"In a fantasy world we're in Sydney. I'm not sure if I want to take you to China Town and order... honestly I don't know what it is, I don't speak enough Mandarin and the English just says "beef". That's fun. Or Pancakes on the Rocks. The savoury pancakes are OK but it's the dessert ones you really want."

Ooooooooo dessert pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead "

I'm a cheap date in that respect!

I'll have you know I had a bacon sarnie at 11.45 today ta very much it wasn't wonderful tho

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Come to the fish hut at my beach ...lobster rolls ..or a fish platter..in the open air ...on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead

I'm a cheap date in that respect!

I'll have you know I had a bacon sarnie at 11.45 today ta very much it wasn't wonderful tho "

That wasnt a no!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool "

I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.

Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool

I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.

Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket "

Hahaha maybe avoid the foundry then for health and safety reasons

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after "

Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Come to the fish hut at my beach ...lobster rolls ..or a fish platter..in the open air ...on the beach "

That has given me palpitations

I want to like fish, I really do.... but... I struggle with it. Some of it is just so damn fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after

Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore "

thought you always was gin person ?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead

I'm a cheap date in that respect!

I'll have you know I had a bacon sarnie at 11.45 today ta very much it wasn't wonderful tho

That wasnt a no! "

It wasn't!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool

I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.

Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket

Hahaha maybe avoid the foundry then for health and safety reasons"

Fun tho!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after

Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore thought you always was gin person ?"

Hell no, I drink on average about 3 times a year

I had a rose wine stage

I've had a fruit cider stage

I'm now at the gin stage

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Tapas, loads of different delicious things to eat!

Then more sangria and dancing to cheesy pop music

The artist formerly known as Mrs TMN x

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Can we do this on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday when it's eat out to help out 50% off ???

I'm not tight, just thrifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard rock cafe you can have anything on the menu plus cocktail jugs then a night of dancing

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style. "

I’ll join you

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can we do this on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday when it's eat out to help out 50% off ???

I'm not tight, just thrifty"

Book a table or you stand no chance!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Tapas, loads of different delicious things to eat!

Then more sangria and dancing to cheesy pop music

The artist formerly known as Mrs TMN x "

Tapas oooooo snickitty snackitty

Cheesy pop is always on my list

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hard rock cafe you can have anything on the menu plus cocktail jugs then a night of dancing "

Another place I've never been and certainly don't have the t-shirt.

Jugs sounds rather a lot but fuck it!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style. "

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...

...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I’ll join you "

You’ve not seen me on a night out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I’ll join you

You’ve not seen me on a night out!!! "

Not yet

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!"

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I’ll join you

You’ve not seen me on a night out!!!

Not yet "

Bring it

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...

...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home "

I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..

And smelling salts for when I pass out

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing "

Yep, danger!

Where do I sign up?

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

All you can eat carvery, few pints, and let's be naughty and TP someone garden just for giggles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I’ll join you

You’ve not seen me on a night out!!!

Not yet

Bring it "

I’m bringing

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

You, me and Saffie on a night out.

Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"All you can eat carvery, few pints, and let's be naughty and TP someone garden just for giggles x"

We can TP my garden, I'll not feel guilty then. Just get me so ratted I forget where I live at that moment and we'll be well away!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You, me and Saffie on a night out.

Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!! "

A skateboard and set of baby reigns so you can drag me home "safely" and I don't get lost?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You, me and Saffie on a night out.

Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!!

A skateboard and set of baby reigns so you can drag me home "safely" and I don't get lost? "

We wouldn’t loose you.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing "

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going "

You’re so cute ...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...

...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home

I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..

And smelling salts for when I pass out "

Think we had other plans for your handbag to save queuing

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going "

Slam dunked

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ... "

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You, me and Saffie on a night out.

Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!!

A skateboard and set of baby reigns so you can drag me home "safely" and I don't get lost?

We wouldn’t loose you..... "

Pinkie promise?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

Slam dunked

"

It could have been you

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...

...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home

I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..

And smelling salts for when I pass out

Think we had other plans for your handbag to save queuing "

*snort laugh*

She wee and an empty lucozade bottle

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

Slam dunked

It could have been you "

Thank fuck it wasn't!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots "

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh "

You're back

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back "

Like terminator.

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over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back

Like terminator. "

Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back

Like terminator.

Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby "

That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back

Like terminator.

Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby

That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins.... "

I could have sworn that's how T2 starts

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back

Like terminator.

Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby

That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins....

I could have sworn that's how T2 starts "

No frocking idea! I’m crap on films. The only body armour I’m sporting is my ice cream, cake and gin consumption during lockdown!!!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.

I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!

You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing

...., was a cracking night

One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going

You’re so cute ...

You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots

I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh

You're back

Like terminator.

Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby

That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins....

I could have sworn that's how T2 starts

No frocking idea! I’m crap on films. The only body armour I’m sporting is my ice cream, cake and gin consumption during lockdown!!! "

Pure indulgence, sounds delicious

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