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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

clit in your jeans zip and did it hurt?

Love and peace

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unzipping a trapped willy is worse

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

pinched a flap before but not my clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... but it sounds like hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No... but it sounds like hell!

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what! You said clitoral munching is your fetish!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Unzipping a trapped willy is worse

And we live to tell the tale Taff. True warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my ballsack on occasion, worse than child birth that is

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Mine definitely doesn't stick out far enough

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had a boyfriend decline a blowjob once because he'd caught himself

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"pinched a flap before but not my clit "

Did it hurt though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unzipping a trapped willy is worse

And we live to tell the tale Taff. True warriors

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No... but it sounds like hell!

Some people pay good money for this

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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago

North of London

cut it once shaving while distracted. Bleed for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

I thought being kicked in the balls was?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"pinched a flap before but not my clit "

This

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine definitely doesn't stick out far enough

You’re not trying hard enough

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"pinched a flap before but not my clit

Did it hurt though?

Course it fucking did ya plum

just coz I'm mental doesn't mean I don't feel pain

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"cut it once shaving while distracted. Bleed for hours."

It bleeds for days doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttons, js....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No... but it sounds like hell!

what! You said clitoral munching is your fetish!"

Shhh!! Don’t tell everyone! They’ll all want to take a bite

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"pinched a flap before but not my clit

Did it hurt though?

Course it fucking did ya plum

just coz I'm mental doesn't mean I don't feel pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This question can be for men only, I think

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

I thought being kicked in the balls was?

A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is that even possible?

... No don't tell me!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is that even possible?

... No don't tell me!! "

Yes it is I’ll send you the link

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I had a boyfriend decline a blowjob once because he'd caught himself

I can see why though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but an ex did accidentally bite down on my clit when she came once when we were in a 69. That HURTS.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is that even possible?

... No don't tell me!!

Yes it is I’ll send you the link

Noooo I'll get sympathy pain! Front wedgies hurt enough!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Unzipping a trapped willy is worse

do you go slow or quick for that one

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's when it's someone else's zip, then you're in trouble

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

I thought being kicked in the balls was?

A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale

What about if hot wax was applied to the nad scrape instead of a plaster and then had to be ripped off like me sorting my taschè out double time coz I've got 10 mins before Simon Neil turns up on my doorstep wanting to blow his beans up my fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when it's someone else's zip, then you're in trouble"

That’s the worst scenario

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's when it's someone else's zip, then you're in trouble"

Like a scene from the film Saw............ do you want to play a game Kent

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

I thought being kicked in the balls was?

A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale

You’ve never been kicked in the nads Peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I did catch my pube braid in it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, but an ex did accidentally bite down on my clit when she came once when we were in a 69. That HURTS."
Eeekkkk that definitely sounds sore

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No, but an ex did accidentally bite down on my clit when she came once when we were in a 69. That HURTS.Eeekkkk that definitely sounds sore

Sounds like fun to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not recently I have not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

This

Bloody right it is....once whilst out at a rave I must have rolled..well,a lot into my zipper...took me ages and crap load of agony to retrieve it.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Clenching at the thought, must be doing my pelvic floor a world of good!

However, I highly doubt I could trap it in a zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I wear knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big/prominent must your clit be to catch it in a jeans zip!

Im glad mine is happily 'tucked' away till 'required'

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Clenching at the thought, must be doing my pelvic floor a world of good!

However, I highly doubt I could trap it in a zip"

But it is possible

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No. I wear knickers."

Why???

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

That would have to be one big clit

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That would have to be one big clit

It would be ever bigger afterwards.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That would have to be one big clit

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but now I'm scared that I might

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"That would have to be one big clit

It would be ever bigger afterwards.

And broken

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"That would have to be one big clit

Yes

I do love my erect bean at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank ‘n’ beans!!!!!!!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That would have to be one big clit

Yes

I do love my erect bean at times

I like it when it pokes out the zip in your jeans

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That would have to be one big clit

It would be ever bigger afterwards.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No I always wear underwear with jeans. I couldn't be bothered to wash them every time I wore them.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That would have to be one big clit

It would be ever bigger afterwards.

And broken

Id kiss it better.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"That would have to be one big clit

Yes

I do love my erect bean at times

I like it when it pokes out the zip in your jeans

My mini penis?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"That would have to be one big clit

It would be ever bigger afterwards.

And broken

Id kiss it better.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man

Only buttons from now on , worst pain ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope have you ever caught your willy in yours

Button fly jeans. Great invention

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

No, but I have a VCH piercing and a past FB had a slight gap between his front teeth and well... somehow my bar got caught... and bloody hell that really hurt. I've never stayed so still while he extricated himself for fear it might be ripped out. Complicated by the fact he couldn't speak properly at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock"

Noooo, I love your cock baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock

Noooo, I love your cock baby

Kiss my fat cock better then!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock

Noooo, I love your cock baby

Kiss my fat cock better then!!!

Big sloppy kisses!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

My husband done this years ago and has never worn zip jeans since I have to buy him the button up jeans

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That would have to be one big clit

Yes

I do love my erect bean at times

I like it when it pokes out the zip in your jeans

My mini penis? "

Your clitosterous

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock"

Can I play with your cock then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock

Noooo, I love your cock baby

Kiss my fat cock better then!!!

Big sloppy kisses!

Err I’ve just caught mine as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clit in your jeans zip and did it hurt?

Love and peace

Oh my!!no...hope it will never happen...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Trying to work out how a clit can be anywhere near a zip in jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I not caught my cock in a sip

But 1 of my key workers when was putting his troueesrs on and he pulled zip up he pulled ligament in his fingers

Doctor ask him how did you do it he told him doctor couldn't stop laguhing

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"clit in your jeans zip and did it hurt?

Love and peace

Oh my!!no...hope it will never happen...

This my friend could be right up your street

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Trying to work out how a clit can be anywhere near a zip in jeans

A big juicy one is always near a zip

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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago

North of London

"cut it once shaving while distracted. Bleed for hours.

It bleeds for days doesn’t it?

Depends on how quickly you tend to it. If it was days I would worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old work colleague of mine did shut his cock in the drawer of his wife's dressing table once!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I once cut a flap whilst trimming the lady garden. Yes, it fucking hurt, yes it bled like a bitch. It's all good now though

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