FabSwingers.com forum: How hard is it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To read profiles MEN?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

For some it's extremely difficult. That's why I did a moving talking picture thing (thought that may seem more interesting that blueghhhh reading *in my best Kevin the teenager voice*) to encourage them to at least try it.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Depends how many long words are in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The screen shakes too much from all the wanking

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Some PEOPLE can't even be arsed to write one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have words as well as pictures?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I look at the pics and just sort of wing it based on what the pics are telling me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The screen shakes too much from all the wanking

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick."

Wtf! I read your profile even though my.dick was semi hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its got pictures...easy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick.

Wtf! I read your profile even though my.dick was semi hard!"

Did it take a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick.

Wtf! I read your profile even though my.dick was semi hard!

Did it take a while?

I can't remember, I read the hey part and skipped to the pics section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" If its got pictures...easy

Easy to read or easy to ignore?

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

I was going to say they struggle with only one hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and we're all short sighted after years of wanking!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Hey it's a profile, message and get blocked or get lucky what's to lose

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By *an99Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Even when I do I don’t get a reply hahaha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick.

Wtf! I read your profile even though my.dick was semi hard!

Did it take a while?

I can't remember, I read the hey part and skipped to the pics section

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We are going to rewrite ours in the style of Julia Donaldson, might make it more accessible.

The wife took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

The wife saw a cock, and the cock looked good.

That kind of thing, we should include illustrations also.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Its a piece of piss!

I should know, im a dude as I have these things that fall out of the side of my knickers.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Its a piece of piss!

I should know, im a dude as I have these things that fall out of the side of my knickers."

That doesn’t automatically make you a dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless the first 3 words are fuck me please then we read no further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get distracted by tits

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"They get distracted by tits"

Tits!!!! Who said tits? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They get distracted by tits"

Blue tits or grey tits??

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"It correlates directly with the hardness of their dick."

So that's why I always read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to rewrite ours in the style of Julia Donaldson, might make it more accessible.

The wife took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

The wife saw a cock, and the cock looked good.

That kind of thing, we should include illustrations also. "

Oh a graphic novel would be really be helpful

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"We are going to rewrite ours in the style of Julia Donaldson, might make it more accessible.

The wife took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

The wife saw a cock, and the cock looked good.

That kind of thing, we should include illustrations also. "

Needs a bit of up on the moors if you don't mind me saying

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Needs a bit of up on the moors if you don't mind me saying"

It’s a work in progress, but all suggestions welcome. Now, what rhymes with moors?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Oh a graphic novel would be really be helpful

How graphic?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I always say maybe they'll make an exception for me in my head at the end of every sentence

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"We are going to rewrite ours in the style of Julia Donaldson, might make it more accessible.

The wife took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

The wife saw a cock, and the cock looked good.

That kind of thing, we should include illustrations also. "

Hope the wife is more Slinky Malinky than Hairy Mc clairy. Nobody likes hair in their food.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

To be fair many couples don't either

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It’s not hard. But when you read someone’s profile all the way to end which probably is a Bible and it says sorry you are not my preference then what do I do.

Yes thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty darned tootin' hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems too much like hard work for some im afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair many couples don't either

They’re losers

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Easy to read them! Nice pics and a sense of humour on the profile and they’re definitely worth bumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They get distracted by tits"

They do distract but some men can multitask as good as women

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"For some it's extremely difficult. That's why I did a moving talking picture thing (thought that may seem more interesting that blueghhhh reading *in my best Kevin the teenager voice*) to encourage them to at least try it."

Omg! Your videos have me in stitches

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Reading profiles is one thing,. But you are aware that there are profiles on here that would give James Joyce's Ulysses a run for his money, in the tough to read stakes and war and peace or dare I say the Bible in length of time to read stakes,

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ladies this is not Book Club - spread em and shut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything longer than two sentences and I lose interest. I'm just here for the pretty pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To read profiles MEN?! "

Always do no matter how long.

If you have put the time and effort into it, the least anyone can do is return the courtesy, in my very humble opinion.

Have a great day.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Come on ladies this is not Book Club - spread em and shut it

What a woman!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"To read profiles MEN?!

Always do no matter how long.

If you have put the time and effort into it, the least anyone can do is return the courtesy, in my very humble opinion.

Have a great day.

If only more people thought like that

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Come on ladies this is not Book Club - spread em and shut it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Reading profiles is one thing,. But you are aware that there are profiles on here that would give James Joyce's Ulysses a run for his money, in the tough to read stakes and war and peace or dare I say the Bible in length of time to read stakes,

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that, "

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Precisely. I mean u have to line the person but so many want a full dbs check, full job history, 2 references and a credit check

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

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ahhh lol 5, only 5,

You spell 5 words a lot different up there than we do down here sexy lady,, lol

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

"We are going to rewrite ours in the style of Julia Donaldson, might make it more accessible.

The wife took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

The wife saw a cock, and the cock looked good.

That kind of thing, we should include illustrations also. "

probs won't get it if they don't have kids (just like they don't understand not being able to meet at the drop of a hat) but love this idea haha

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

And in my defence yours in still within the 2 scroll rule.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

ahhh lol 5, only 5,

You spell 5 words a lot different up there than we do down here sexy lady,, lol"

Are you picking on me ginger

maybe it was 6 I have it somewhere it made me laugh

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

And in my defence yours in still within the 2 scroll rule. "

I must remember to add to it

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

"To read profiles MEN?! "

Yeah really...just want a fucking face pic and a couple complete sentences.

I'm using more capital letters, maybe that will be easier to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just men, it goes to everyone too.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

And in my defence yours in still within the 2 scroll rule.

I must remember to add to it

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I won't read it

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"To read profiles MEN?! "

I already sent Mystique a load of dickpics before I read it, babe

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I've read a few. They're all quite boring.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest.. "

iv never forgotten

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

iv never forgotten

Because you’re a special lady

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So rule of thumb if its a 2 or more scroll manifesto it's a no no from me,

And yes I'll get a knuckle wrapping for saying that,

You don’t mean that

I do recall the 1st message you sent me being at least 5 paragraphs long and I still replied

ahhh lol 5, only 5,

You spell 5 words a lot different up there than we do down here sexy lady,, lol

Are you picking on me ginger

maybe it was 6 I have it somewhere it made me laugh

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picking on you,,

God no

Susssst the Ginger thing is silent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest.. "

God you’re fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is Penises ( Penii??

what is the plural?) I digress...

Penises cant read!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

iv never forgotten

Because you’re a special lady

Iv actually just read yours for the 1st time

oops

id never forget a fine kerryman like yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember swingers mags where you had a few lines to add t a few photos then you had to write to the advertiser. Somehow it all seemed so much more relaxed fun back then. Its also stress now, so many profiles shouting at readers warning them off replying, people just replying to every profile, the magic has very much gone.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Depends, sometimes it's a semi but sometimes the pics get me proper hard. Then I have to type my messages with one hand. Really inconvenient.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

iv never forgotten

Because you’re a special lady

Iv actually just read yours for the 1st time

oops

id never forget a fine kerryman like yourself

you are kidding please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

iv never forgotten

Because you’re a special lady

Iv actually just read yours for the 1st time

oops

id never forget a fine kerryman like yourself

you are kidding please "

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Do women read the profile, I’ve lost count on ladies being surprised I’m irish , after at least 3-4 texts or any contact to be honest..

God you’re fit"

You can thank my parents

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Those pesky men again.... Not reading your profile... Asking you to smile... Those terrible creatures!

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

How about when we do and then like what we see put effort in with message for it to left unopened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about when we do and then like what we see put effort in with message for it to left unopened "

That's when you send a dick pic

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"To read profiles MEN?! "

As long as you use correct grammar and punctuation, it’s not difficult at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To read profiles MEN?! "

I've had that problem with women, so there!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

If we all started reading profiles then sent brilliant, witty, seductive messages - you ladies would have nothing to moan about. Then you would moan there’s nothing to moan about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are profiles?

I never get past the pictures...

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