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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast..." What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling | |||
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" Fortune telling" But your crystal balls are hairy I can see 5 minutes into the future... | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling" Only for old people Super human strength | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling Only for old people Super human strength " But you have no arms I can fly... | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling Only for old people Super human strength But you have no arms I can fly..." But have no sense of direction I can take on any form | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling Only for old people Super human strength But you have no arms I can fly... But have no sense of direction I can take on any form " But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol I can turn myself into a human torch of flames | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling Only for old people Super human strength But you have no arms I can fly... But have no sense of direction I can take on any form But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol I can turn myself into a human torch of flames" But only when touched sexually. I have laser vision... | |||
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"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after. So... I can run super fast... What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster Fortune telling Only for old people Super human strength But you have no arms I can fly... But have no sense of direction I can take on any form But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol I can turn myself into a human torch of flames But only when touched sexually. I have laser vision..." But you're blind 
I am faster than a speeding bullet | |||
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"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. " But only under bridges. I can turn invisible | |||
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"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. But only under bridges. I can turn invisible" After all that effort to dress up? Nah... I can stop time  | |||
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"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. But only under bridges. I can turn invisible After all that effort to dress up? Nah... I can stop time "But only when ........... I can sweat acid | |||
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"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. But only under bridges. I can turn invisible After all that effort to dress up? Nah... I can stop time
But only when ...........
I can sweat acid "How the fuck is that a super power?  | |||
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"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. But only under bridges. I can turn invisible After all that effort to dress up? Nah... I can stop time
But only when ...........
I can sweat acid
How the fuck is that a super power? "Judge rules...its a super power, recommence the game... | |||
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"But only when swimming in the sea. I can emit laughing gas " But are susceptible to it yourself too. I can deliver a disabling bite from 100 yards. | |||
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"But only when swimming in the sea. I can emit laughing gas But are susceptible to it yourself too. I can deliver a disabling bite from 100 yards." But only when wearing joke shop teeth I can see through walls... | |||
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"But only when they're glass 
I can walk through walls... "But only into rooms you don’t want to enter. I can make doughnuts magically appear  | |||
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"But only when they're glass
I can walk through walls... "But only if they're facing 32degrees north east on a Tuesday morning Martial arts master | |||
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"But only when they're glass
I can walk through walls...
But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.
I can make doughnuts magically appear "But only the hole I can speak any language in the world | |||
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"But only when they're glass
I can walk through walls...
But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.
I can make doughnuts magically appear
But only the hole
I can speak any language in the world "But cant understand them I can turn my head 360 degrees | |||
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"But only when they're glass
I can walk through walls...
But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.
I can make doughnuts magically appear
But only the hole
I can speak any language in the world
But cant understand them
I can turn my head 360 degrees"But can't turn it back. I am indestructible. | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... " But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong" Meaning you’re always wrong. I’ve got a time machine | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong Meaning you’re always wrong. I’ve got a time machine" But it is currently broken. I managed to get a meet | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong Meaning you’re always wrong. I’ve got a time machine" I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore. But your time destination is always stuck to 1939-1945 I can breathe fire... | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong Meaning you’re always wrong. I’ve got a time machine But it is currently broken. I managed to get a meet" But it was with me | |||
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"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly. I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... But then disappear to someone else's house. I'm never wrong Meaning you’re always wrong. I’ve got a time machine I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore. But your time destination is always stuck to 1939-1945 I can breathe fire..." But you also fart it 
I can communicate with animals | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... " But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility " But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick " But you have constant diarrhoea. I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick But you have constant diarrhoea. I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes" But you can't change anything. I'm invulnerable. | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick But you have constant diarrhoea. I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes But you can't change anything. I'm invulnerable." But can’t feel anything! I can transform into any animal at will | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick But you have constant diarrhoea. I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes But you can't change anything. I'm invulnerable. But can’t feel anything! I can transform into any animal at will" But can’t change back! I can tell if someone is lying | |||
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"But then I replicate their main traits. I can mute the world around me.... But people then communicate by smell. I have a cloak of invisibility But it's only the size of a hanky I can never get sick But you have constant diarrhoea. I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes But you can't change anything. I'm invulnerable. But can’t feel anything! I can transform into any animal at will But can’t change back! I can tell if someone is lying" Only when sneezing I've x-ray vision | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose 
I can levitate... "But only when completely naked I can freeze things with my touch | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose
I can levitate...
But only when completely naked
I can freeze things with my touch "But can never have sex again due to your penis dropping off from frostbite. I can see through anything with my X-ray vision. | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose
I can levitate...
But only when completely naked
I can freeze things with my touch "Only in the winter Can shoot laser beams from my eyes | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose
I can levitate...
But only when completely naked
I can freeze things with my touch
Only in the winter
Can shoot laser beams from my eyes"Only your japs eye I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose
I can levitate...
But only when completely naked
I can freeze things with my touch
Only in the winter
Can shoot laser beams from my eyes
Only your japs eye
I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic"But it doesn't return to normal size. I have mind control. | |||
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"When wearing a clown nose
I can levitate...
But only when completely naked
I can freeze things with my touch
Only in the winter
Can shoot laser beams from my eyes
Only your japs eye
I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic
But it doesn't return to normal size.
I have mind control."But once you have used it on someone their head explodes after. I can fly | |||
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" I have mind control." But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere " Within your house
I can walk through walls | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere Within your house
I can walk through walls"Only if you're naked I can change into any animal | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere Within your house
I can walk through walls
Only if you're naked
I can change into any animal"Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings. I can teleport | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere Within your house
I can walk through walls
Only if you're naked
I can change into any animal
Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.
I can teleport"Only from your bedroom to your bathroom I can climb walls like a fly | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere Within your house
I can walk through walls
Only if you're naked
I can change into any animal
Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.
I can teleport
Only from your bedroom to your bathroom
I can climb walls like a fly"But you also have to live on shit I can get anyone I want on Fab with the click of a finger | |||
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" I have mind control. But only when you're asleep. I can teleport anywhere Within your house
I can walk through walls
Only if you're naked
I can change into any animal
Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.
I can teleport
Only from your bedroom to your bathroom
I can climb walls like a fly
But you also have to live on shit
I can get anyone I want on Fab with the click of a finger "But your fingers have no bones in them | |||
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