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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bath salts, lights off, door open, candles lit, music on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty good bath etiquette, Id swap the music for a podcast and Id have a drink on hand too though!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't have a bath

I make the most of it when I'm at a hotel or at my friends house tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salts and Ted talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold water

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence ....."

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a bath, well I do but it’s been years since I’ve had one. Shower all the way for me

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence ....."

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't have them very often but when I do I want bubbles!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Saving the water for other family members, make sure you go first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, washed, out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made bubbles

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Lots of bubble, candles lit, silence and a whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of bubble, candles lit, silence and a whiskey

I like your baths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont.own.a.bath

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Lots of bubble, candles lit, silence and a whiskey

I like your baths!

Almost that time Bants

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

That would kill the moment for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of bubble, candles lit, silence and a whiskey

I like your baths!

Almost that time Bants

Remember my pics....not seen any for aaaaaaages!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I can't remember the last time I had a bath actually!! But it has to be super hot with bubbles and candles

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

That would kill the moment for sure! "

Mine randomly comes flying in through the door and does a massive leap at me, probably half the baths I have.

The idiot thing hates water and yet doesn't learn. I'm getting good at stopping her just before the leap now though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty good bath etiquette, Id swap the music for a podcast and Id have a drink on hand too though!"
I do have a chilled 2 litre bottle of water in with me tbf, change that for a beer on a weekend

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

That would kill the moment for sure!

Mine randomly comes flying in through the door and does a massive leap at me, probably half the baths I have.

The idiot thing hates water and yet doesn't learn. I'm getting good at stopping her just before the leap now though. "

Wait til she jumps in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Lots of bubble, candles lit, silence and a whiskey

I like your baths!

Almost that time Bants

Remember my pics....not seen any for aaaaaaages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath bomb, music and someone to share it with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath bomb, music and someone to share it with"

Thank you, I accept the offer

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

Am too nice Hollie loves a soak, unfortunately so do I, jump in with her, mmm just wish she didn't shave her bits first tho. Sexy eh? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

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And a fab friend, to wash your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath bomb, music and someone to share it with

Thank you, I accept the offer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always have Percy with me, he's ma plastic Penguin with a periscope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salts and Ted talk "

Ted

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

And a fab friend, to wash your back

Are you offering?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Salts and Ted talk

Ted

Who’s Ted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radox bubble bath, candles, glass of wine and some relaxing music.

Nikki x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Salts and Ted talk

Ted

Who’s Ted?"

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not DC. If you are, TED talks are people talking about a particular area/subject of knowledge passionately. Sometimes utter crap, sometimes brilliantly.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

That would kill the moment for sure!

Mine randomly comes flying in through the door and does a massive leap at me, probably half the baths I have.

The idiot thing hates water and yet doesn't learn. I'm getting good at stopping her just before the leap now though. "

My old dog used to do that - cue panicking mastiff, and me trying to get out before her to block her passage to my bed

One day I'll have a dog with a brain

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Salts and Ted talk

Ted

Who’s Ted?

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not DC. If you are, TED talks are people talking about a particular area/subject of knowledge passionately. Sometimes utter crap, sometimes brilliantly."

Oh! Those TED talks

bit like the annual Reith Lectures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get out after peeing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

And a fab friend, to wash your back

Are you offering?"
Absolutely, be on the next train

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Bubble bath in, shower on, that's how to get the bubbles, then fill with as hot water as you like

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Hot (but not too hot) water, scented bath oils, emollient and caring for the skin, some bubbles and a wet face cloth to cover my closed eyes and my face. No music, just leaning back and relax and let my mind wander. Then slowly washing my body, especially the naughty parts. Sometimes using toys for play, like penis pump or a water tight vibrator. Drying up and applying skin care after that, then sitting in from of my computer, with a towel on my lap and let a fan cool me down. Pure relaxation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Perfect...now can someone come and stop my idiot of a dog barging in and wanting to eat the bubbles

That would kill the moment for sure!

Mine randomly comes flying in through the door and does a massive leap at me, probably half the baths I have.

The idiot thing hates water and yet doesn't learn. I'm getting good at stopping her just before the leap now though.

My old dog used to do that - cue panicking mastiff, and me trying to get out before her to block her passage to my bed

One day I'll have a dog with a brain

Seems unlikely.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

And a fab friend, to wash your back

Are you offering?Absolutely, be on the next train

The water will be cold

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bath salts, lights off, door open, candles lit, music on.

This^^^ but super hot and with a Gin

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Usually the dog has jumped in before it's finished filling, leaving grit from her paws in my lovely bubbles, and now there's a trail of wet doggie prints across my cream bedroom and landing carpets.

I get in, usually with a cuppa, my iPad primed to watch a film (which I never do) and my phone. Then the kids hassle me for things that could wait, and the dog whines til she's eaten my bubbles and got fed up of me rejecting her offers to join me. I top up the hot water and stay there (maybe 2-3 hours) til children and dog have gone to sleep and harmony rules.

Tonight however, I'm home alone. Blissful bath with candles (which I can't usually risk because of my enthusiastically energetic and long haired dog!)

Ahhhh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo malone bath oil, candles lit, face mask, lights off

. Silence .....

Oh and a glass of fizz - how could I forget that

And a fab friend, to wash your back

Are you offering?Absolutely, be on the next train

The water will be cold

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Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bath etiquette

Shaving light on

Whisky and lemonade

My vape

My phone or a magazine or both

No salts or bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger all that pampery shite. I shower and feel like I am wasting time if I am longer than 10 minutes

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Lush bath bomb, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fart in the bath you can make your own jacuzzi

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