FabSwingers.com forum: White knights are all rusty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

White knights galloping, on their fine steed to rescue a maiden, and claim the prize of whisking her away to a quiet place, where he can hopefully send her dick pics which she will undoubtedly fab. So passe and yesterday's ice cream.

So the ladies can stick up for themselves, but what about us poor modern metro men types who need rescuing? Whats the female equivalent of a white Knight? Do they exist on fab? Are you one? And whats your ulterior motive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorns, innit....

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

What do you need rescuing from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unicorns, innit...."
bollix what a waste of time thinking of that thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t be seen dead in a metro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t be seen dead in a metro!"
lovely car, pride of British engineering, do unicorns put you in them to rescue?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh no wait.....

I'm Shera riding on a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you need rescuing from?

Nippy and the pictures he posts on my wall

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I remember the days when being a 'white knight' was a good thing.

I miss the olde days. Lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Tis a woman of honour and sage, a follower of truth, justice and calling a cunt a cuntness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you need rescuing from?

Oh god the list is endless....! ....it's a tough life being an average middle aged man on fab these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you need rescuing from?

Nippy and the pictures he posts on my wall"

I took my paddlingcock down....

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Maybe they could be gladiators

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tis a woman of honour and sage, a follower of truth, justice and calling a cunt a cuntness.

"
you sent me a picture of yourself having a dump

the new Lara Croft unicorn isn't what I envisaged

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tis a woman of honour and sage, a follower of truth, justice and calling a cunt a cuntness.

you sent me a picture of yourself having a dump

the new Lara Croft unicorn isn't what I envisaged "

Yes, yes I did..... And I'm still laughing.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

You don't want a knight clunking round the supermarket aisle next to you, and the brasso you need to buy not a practical thing these days.

And as for Repunzel, that hair is going to play havoc with the vacuum

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Shut it Frida, we all know you'll just wade in with a rolling pin or heavy cast frying pan

thats just not Hollywood stuff

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Shut it Frida, we all know you'll just wade in with a rolling pin or heavy cast frying pan

thats just not Hollywood stuff

Oi you have a marble rolling pin with your name on it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Shut it Frida, we all know you'll just wade in with a rolling pin or heavy cast frying pan

thats just not Hollywood stuff

Oi you have a marble rolling pin with your name on it!!"

Won't catch me on that donkey miss quixote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a bit rusty then OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a bit rusty then OP

I used to be called the iron giant. Now I'm more of a siezed up Tin Opener.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Shut it Frida, we all know you'll just wade in with a rolling pin or heavy cast frying pan

thats just not Hollywood stuff

Oi you have a marble rolling pin with your name on it!!

Won't catch me on that donkey miss quixote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Joan of Arc?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Are you a bit rusty then OP

I used to be called the iron giant. Now I'm more of a siezed up Tin Opener."

Oil can...... oil can

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I kind of get a bit miffed if someone presumes I can't look after myself. Miss independent by here

But if I see someone is being picked on, I would say regardless of gender. Why can't I be a white knight too though? Can ride just as well as a bloke

Joan of Arc? "

Don't fancy the burning on the stake though

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Some metro men get cross when a strong woman rescues them, even though they needed it. Because they didn't ask for it we were rude to presume and act on it. Trying to save face and all that Jazz

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"yesterday's ice cream."

I skimmed the rest but this has my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always makes me laugh on the forum when the white knight has is dangly bits hanging out whilst saving a penetrated vagina damsel.... It's not that serious in here is it....?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's no one to rescue any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I wanna go galloping.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Aww I wanna go galloping. "

I think we all need a good gallop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I wanna go galloping.

I think we all need a good gallop

Really pounding away, wind in our hair

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Aww I wanna go galloping. "

This shire horse is ready for riding.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m pretty sure Belle is the female white knight she tamed a beast

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Female white knights don't exist!

They are far too cold and aloof to even think of agreeing with a man in need to gain points towards moving up the attention pole.

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I have real armour and it's Black happy to rescue any damisls

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Tis a woman of honour and sage, a follower of truth, justice and calling a cunt a cuntness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda fancy a woman back knight - all slinky and sexy with a wicked giggle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauveuse Guerrière

French always makes stuff sound better

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

White knights are sickening

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Metro males....pffft.

Be a man, not a mouse.

Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

metro types need to grow a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Metro men should man up and be beta men.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"White knights are sickening"

Probably just as well Dave's medieval armour is rather battered (and in need of a good clean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"metro types need to grow a pair"

Charming.....

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’ve never really understood the white knight thing to be honest so I have no idea what the female equivalent would be!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve never been white knighted on here publicly

Not sure that many women do it for the men in the obvious way.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not who you rescue but how you rescue.

It's not who rescues me but how they rescue me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

To be honest, if someone steps in on here to agree with what I say or disagree with the way someone has disagreed with what I say - I tend to think they are taking a moral stance in support of their own beliefs on how to interact with others. I don't see it as white knighting - as a rule.

Though I DO see White Knighting on here.... and it's cringeworthy at times.

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