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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blatantly stolen from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum. What do you think? I think most guys crave this even today

This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I think I was born in the wrong era

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's how I live my life in a relationship, obviously...

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Solid advice.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I need to be a husband ASAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who’s up for some Congress then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life was good

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ahhhhhh... so that’s why I’m divorced....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean I'd have to get a proper job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wrote that ffs? The Daily Mail on behalf of the 1922 committee of the Conservative Party? Blimey, I thought it was the "swinging" 60s back then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s up for some Congress then? "

I'd rather have a fuck (just sayin')

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wrote that ffs? The Daily Mail on behalf of the 1922 committee of the Conservative Party? Blimey, I thought it was the "swinging" 60s back then?"

You just prefer the woman to do all the work don’t you?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

This is why Yoni massage used to be prescribed by doctors to sexually unfulfilled women, the woman would service the husband then get turned to jelly by the doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why Yoni massage used to be prescribed by doctors to sexually unfulfilled women, the woman would service the husband then get turned to jelly by the doctor "

I want one

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"It's how I live my life in a relationship, obviously... "

Will you marry me

(Only joking, it actually sounds awful)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"This is why Yoni massage used to be prescribed by doctors to sexually unfulfilled women, the woman would service the husband then get turned to jelly by the doctor

I want one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this wasn’t written by a man I’ll eat my hat

Almost sounds like a Harry Enfield sketch.

“Women, know your limits!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I have to expect the opposite role reversal as they say lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Seems entirely equitable to me......

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Love it but I think the alarm should be set for a BJ, then a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhh... so that’s why I’m divorced.... "

Me too!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x"

It’s in relationship I had to learn that from the start

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x

It’s in relationship I had to learn that from the start "

Never obeyed the fucker though!!???? x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Feck that

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Feck that "

Too fussy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s. "

I think that was a dance in the 60’s!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Blatantly stolen from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum. What do you think? I think most guys crave this even today

This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

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Ah, simpler times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wrote that ffs? The Daily Mail on behalf of the 1922 committee of the Conservative Party? Blimey, I thought it was the "swinging" 60s back then?

You just prefer the woman to do all the work don’t you? "

I'm an equal opportunities employer, although frankly I'd prefer it if she was tied up and completely helpless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wrote that ffs? The Daily Mail on behalf of the 1922 committee of the Conservative Party? Blimey, I thought it was the "swinging" 60s back then?

You just prefer the woman to do all the work don’t you?

I'm an equal opportunities employer, although frankly I'd prefer it if she was tied up and completely helpless. "

Now there’s a vision...

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Damn. Maybe this is why I got cheated on Honestly reading that tripe makes me want to crawl up my own bumhole!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s.

I think that was a dance in the 60’s! "

Was it similar to the twist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s.

I think that was a dance in the 60’s!

Was it similar to the twist?"

Something was definitely twisted bacj then...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s.

I think that was a dance in the 60’s!

Was it similar to the twist?"

I think it was but the women shook their arses more!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"The vibrator must have been very popular in the 60’s.

I think that was a dance in the 60’s!

Was it similar to the twist?

I think it was but the women shook their arses more! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. Maybe this is why I got cheated on Honestly reading that tripe makes me want to crawl up my own bumhole! "

That I’d like to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x

It’s in relationship I had to learn that from the start

Never obeyed the fucker though!!???? x"

I always obey now lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x

It’s in relationship I had to learn that from the start

Never obeyed the fucker though!!???? x

I always obey now lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first married obey was still in the marriage vows lol x

It’s in relationship I had to learn that from the start

Never obeyed the fucker though!!???? x

I always obey now lol

"

It’s a lot easier this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more comments?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong "

You'll get a clout over the ear if you carry on like that, I'd make an awesome 60's wife no ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong "

It’s the modern age pal the roles have reversed

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

No wonder more women instigate divorces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong "

Oh dear. You and me ain’t gonna be friends...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

Oh dear. You and me ain’t gonna be friends... "

Ask frida,I’m a true gent really

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

Oh dear. You and me ain’t gonna be friends...

Ask frida,I’m a true gent really "

After that statement I'm not so sure easilyled

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

You'll get a clout over the ear if you carry on like that, I'd make an awesome 60's wife no ? "

Yes you would

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yet another reason never to get married .

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not a chance

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

Oh dear. You and me ain’t gonna be friends...

Ask frida,I’m a true gent really

After that statement I'm not so sure easilyled "

You love me really f!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I think if all ladies listen to that OP then they won’t go far wrong

Oh dear. You and me ain’t gonna be friends...

Ask frida,I’m a true gent really

After that statement I'm not so sure easilyled

You love me really f! "

Of course dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a little like this. Not to that extent as hell he better be giving me sexual pleasure!! But I’m a bit stepford wifey when I’m seeing someone I like to look after him and look good for him.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Whats wrong with a teasmaid and a fleshlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so awful I really can't believe it would have been a textbook. I hope girls took it home and hung it up in the outside bog to wipe arses on if its true

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