FabSwingers.com forum: Would y'all be so kind as to help out

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So I keep hearing that it's just as important to have good profile text as it is to have pictures.... And I kind of fail miserably there.

I've never written anything on my profile, not this time, not previous times. So it could be a good time to start.

And I need help, mainly because I have no doubt that you guys could write something way better than I could.

Anyone game? I genuinely have no guidelines for you (except obvs I've got to have the Sydney uni and Facebook disclaimers in there

, anything goes and the more fun the better. Plus I might get to see what y'all really think of me. Or this is going to die a speedy death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that. "

I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....

But thank you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

I did your maths test. Didn't you get my submission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know you really but my best advice is to keep it short and sweet!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

I did your maths test. Didn't you get my submission? "

You got an A-star and a lollipop after you demonstrated your workings out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

I did your maths test. Didn't you get my submission?

You got an A-star and a lollipop after you demonstrated your workings out

I did work hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if I write any more profile text, Fab will start charging me for extra bandwidth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a man/ woman

Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship

I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal

Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch

I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush

... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'"

Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Think if I write any more profile text, Fab will start charging me for extra bandwidth

I love your profile....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just be yourself and write what your head tells ya , if you are yourself then it will work .

I know you're great so just let your head do the writing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a man/ woman

Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship

I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal

Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch

I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush

... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it

It's a good start.... Thank you.

What do I need to rant about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!

Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.

I promise I'll use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'

Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....

Amended:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.

"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

I consistently see people asking for profile advice on the forums, I’m consistently telling them to be unique and stand out from the rest. So kudos for your example

(can’t stand maths

)

So Op this

to me makes a great profile, something that makes you go

in a good way

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hey NSP....go check your inbox

I expect to see this on your profile for the next 24 hours

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm a man/ woman

Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship

I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal

Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch

I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush

... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it

It's a good start.... Thank you.

What do I need to rant about? "
whatever you want to ...like what you don't want to do ..I'm getting so many responses that I'm not answering anything... what the hell is the point of a 500 miles round journey to a date .. don't send me a picture of your cock

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I would like to point out here that I actually just want the most entertaining things anyone wants to write. Because actually, my three little dots haven't hindered my finding some great people to talk to and find exactly who I never knew I was looking to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!

Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.

I promise I'll use it

I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that. "

This. Just be honest in what your looking for and what you like..

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'

Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....

Amended:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.

"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'"

Oooh.... The review section....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway."
I just did ..it's hilarious ...faf?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

I've spotted that.... Works so far

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!

Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.

I promise I'll use it

I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now.....

Pah! You should have just done it and not asked

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey NSP....go check your inbox

I expect to see this on your profile for the next 24 hours

I'm going in....

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By *randMrsSmith2Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff/London

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway."

Some people definitely do read them! Good profile text is just as appealing to us as good pics!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'

Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....

Amended:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.

"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'

Oooh.... The review section....

On my hitlist ..I would says sir olov

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'

Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....

Amended:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.

"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'

Oooh.... The review section....

Amended:

'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.

"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget, "I'd do her"'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active

I consistently see people asking for profile advice on the forums, I’m consistently telling them to be unique and stand out from the rest. So kudos for your example

(can’t stand maths

)

So Op this

to me makes a great profile, something that makes you go

in a good way

Thank you

(and I still have no idea of the correct answers)

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Not necessary to have a good profile on here. Just have a vagina.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

I've spotted that.... Works so far"

Exactly! Don’t fix what ain’t broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.I just did ..it's hilarious ...faf?"

See! It says not meeting

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway."

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be you, add some humour

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!

Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.

I promise I'll use it

I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now.....

I neeeeed yours

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance "

Did you come up with that all by yourself

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.I just did ..it's hilarious ...faf?

See! It says not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance "

Or:

'"Baby, if you want to be my lover

You better take me home

Cause it's a long, long way to paradise

And I'm still on my own"'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance

Did you come up with that all by yourself

Erm ....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance

Did you come up with that all by yourself

Erm .... "

Just say yes, no one will know

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face."

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

See, absolutely bollocks

, and thanks

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Hahaaaa Jennie, you lose biatch

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A few words that airing to mind:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Oh, what do you think about that

Now you know how I feel

Say, you can handle my love, are you for real

(Are you for real)

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

Just as a frinstance

Or:

'"Baby, if you want to be my lover

You better take me home

Cause it's a long, long way to paradise

And I'm still on my own"'"

Do I need to apply for a licence for these do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it"

You love me and we all know it Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

See, absolutely bollocks

, and thanks

Lol so random but to the point and not rambling. Another great profile.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

Is that all you need to write

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

See, absolutely bollocks

, and thanks

Any time , I like random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just halved mine. Far too long and as I am not looking thought it best to get rid of some of the shite in it.

I may not be finished yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

You love me and we all know it Jennie

Who even is she?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position

And that's the next one for the list!

Thank you chick!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

You love me and we all know it Jennie

Who even is she?"

I love both of you so much!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

See, absolutely bollocks

, and thanks

Random!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol"

Just read it

I'd want to do you after reading it

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

And that's the next one for the list!

Thank you chick! "

Haha was sat sniggering writing that, I'm such a child

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it"

I read it and its funny and posh all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol

Just read it

I'd want to do you after reading it

To be honest you wanted to before didnt you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's Tina Titz when you need her, she wrote profiles for one or two people on here over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol

Just read it

I'd want to do you after reading it

To be honest you wanted to before didnt you?"

But the profile has convinced me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol

Just read it

I'd want to do you after reading it

Only after? Jeez....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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And that's the next one for the list!

Thank you chick!

Haha was sat sniggering writing that, I'm such a child

That's what I did!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.

Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol

Just read it

I'd want to do you after reading it

To be honest you wanted to before didnt you?"

You're just projecting. I know my three dots had you so turned on....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Where's Tina Titz when you need her, she wrote profiles for one or two people on here over the years

I love the comedy....

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over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

You love me and we all know it Jennie

Who even is she?

I love both of you so much!

At the same time?

Hmmmm ... now that's set me thinking ....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have just halved mine. Far too long and as I am not looking thought it best to get rid of some of the shite in it.

I may not be finished yet..."

This is it.... I love yours...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

You love me and we all know it Jennie

Who even is she?

I love both of you so much!

At the same time?

Hmmmm ... now that's set me thinking ...."

Oh yes please. Let's do it....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

Is that all you need to write

Apparently the "..." I used to have works too....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ps .. please bring long life milk

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did

No one reads it anyway.

I love the randomness of your profile

And your pics

See, absolutely bollocks

, and thanks

Lol so random but to the point and not rambling. Another great profile."

And my new text? Cos this is totally all about meeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just be you, add some humour

How's that?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

I can thats why I want to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be you, add some humour

How's that? "

Say LOL at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do each other

I agree

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do NSP together every weekend

I know, right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

I can thats why I want to see it

I am game

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Dear Posh

Following your request we at FABwatch used our state-of-the-art abacus running the latest A level assessment algorithm to generate your potential profile.

profile begins(((

Selfless buxom beauty, solvent and with country estate seeks lotharios to break heart and aid with management of recent inheritance. Marital status, looks and sexual competance unimportant - must just be willing to accept adoration and give only your presence in return. Please send photo of yourself (or someone you believe you look like) for instant reply.

I'm waiting just for YOU...

)))profile end

Possible we may have swapped 'quantity' and 'quality' options but it may not make much difference.

Best of luck anyway!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ps .. please bring long life milk"

Good point.....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

I can thats why I want to see it

I am game"

Calling Sophie...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dear Posh

Following your request we at FABwatch used our state-of-the-art abacus running the latest A level assessment algorithm to generate your potential profile.

profile begins(((

I'm waiting just for YOU...

)))profile end

Possible we may have swapped 'quantity' and 'quality' options but it may not make much difference.

Best of luck anyway!

I love it! Yes! Brilliant! Thank you FABwatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

I saw that!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

I can thats why I want to see it

I am game"

You missed out 'on the' in "I am 'on the' game"

next week Jennie....you need time to write something to match my level of awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other

Can you imagine?

I can thats why I want to see it

I am game

You missed out 'on the' in "I am 'on the' game"

next week Jennie....you need time to write something to match my level of awesome

Yep true dat .... that's why I am so skint!

OK. I will get scribing x

Luvs ya

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying

)

I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....

Pah

Prefer mine.

Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it

I read it and its funny and posh all over

Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it

I saw that!"

No you didn't. You imagined it

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

Some ladies go straight to the boobs too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!

Some ladies go straight to the boobs too

I'm taking that!

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that.

I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....

But thank you. "

If we wrote you a profile fir entertainment you would probably be even more inundated with weirdos mailing you .. you might even miss out on mr right ..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that.

I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....

But thank you.

If we wrote you a profile fir entertainment you would probably be even more inundated with weirdos mailing you .. you might even miss out on mr right .. "

I'll take it!

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Ok. Then perhaps . You are a bearded strong women on furlough from the circus. Your hobbies include lifting pints and smaller men . You like to exercise by chasing men around the ring and doing squats And hoopla hooping whilst riding horses.

Your looking for a few well endowed men and women with strong thighs to practice sex wrestling with , as your previous training partners called off due to health n safety issues at the local gym. You enjoy candle light dinners , excellent wine and flamboyant company followed by after eight mints and a right good session in your caravan behind the lions cage Which you share with Louise the the one eyed knife throwing Woman who enjoy lighting her farts and standing in fir the fire eater when she’s ill... how’s that sounding so far . That should get the drafties Out there going ..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok. Then perhaps . You are a bearded strong women on furlough from the circus. Your hobbies include lifting pints and smaller men . You like to exercise by chasing men around the ring and doing squats And hoopla hooping whilst riding horses.

Very very nice start.... Thank you.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

My pleasure .. glad to have been of service .. lol

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