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"A woman asked if I’d like to meet,that was weird " No, it was clearly a man  | |||
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"A woman asked if I’d like to meet,that was weird " We have a winner | |||
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"A woman asked if I’d like to meet,that was weird No, it was clearly a man "I laughed at that until I realised you could mean a woman wouldn’t message me!!!!! | |||
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"Oh Christ, the best has to be: did i want to watch a guy insert a banana up his arse, then 'sh*t' it out and then watch him eat it
I mean his imagination was pretty good and his punctuation was excellent... Said i hadn't washed my hair err, so i couldn't video "Omg.. I got that too. Lol | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut "This just made me spit my drink out | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out "Don’t waste the yazoo  | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo "Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx"You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause  | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause "Stupid is as stupid does Belle | |||
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"Oh Christ, the best has to be: did i want to watch a guy insert a banana up his arse, then 'sh*t' it out and then watch him eat it
I mean his imagination was pretty good and his punctuation was excellent... Said i hadn't washed my hair err, so i couldn't video
Omg.. I got that too. Lol
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle "Get a room you two lol. | |||
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"Guy wanted to eat my used condoms while I humiliated him in front of friends. Yeah that was a weird request! " Wow! | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol. "The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen "Ohh what ya making me | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me "Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut "Thats crazy! | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha "Tease | |||
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"A guy asked me to fuck his wife and beat him up, he wanted me to leave him bloodied and bruised... "I've also had that... | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease "That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out "Haha I laughed out loud too | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx"Il bring the super glue  | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too "It’s not even funny | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too
It’s not even funny "Did he have a plan for after the dare? I mean thats the definition of a one trick pony right there | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx
Il bring the super glue "Your tits aint that magical missy | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too
It’s not even funny
Did he have a plan for after the dare? I mean thats the definition of a one trick pony right there"Do you reckon his dick would explode eventually? | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx
Il bring the super glue
Your tits aint that magical missy "It’s not all about my boobs  | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too
It’s not even funny
Did he have a plan for after the dare? I mean thats the definition of a one trick pony right there"I have no idea I’m sure he got someone to dare him eventually | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too
It’s not even funny
Did he have a plan for after the dare? I mean thats the definition of a one trick pony right there
Do you reckon his dick would explode eventually? "Yeah I reckon so! | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx
Il bring the super glue
Your tits aint that magical missy
It’s not all about my boobs "You must have one hell of a personity to make me superglue by japs eye | |||
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"A guy once asked if I could be his mum & then he want to be breastfeed! Eww pass " Yeah I get that too along with bare you lactating | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx
Il bring the super glue
Your tits aint that magical missy
It’s not all about my boobs
You must have one hell of a personity to make me superglue by japs eye " nah I’m a bore really | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Haha I laughed out loud too
It’s not even funny
Did he have a plan for after the dare? I mean thats the definition of a one trick pony right there
I have no idea I’m sure he got someone to dare him eventually "I bet that was a fun trip to a&e for him | |||
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"A man wanted me to dare him to super glue his japs eye shut
This just made me spit my drink out
Don’t waste the yazoo
Im literally sat here laughing to myself! I so hope you dared him haha xx
You are evil I could never do that I would be worried about the damage that would cause
Stupid is as stupid does Belle
Get a room you two lol.
The only room you'll get me and her in is a kitchen
Ohh what ya making me
Right now im feeling the steak sandwich we discussed earlier haha
Tease
That and a yazoo and the discussion of supergluing a japs eye is the perfect date Belle haha! Xx
Il bring the super glue
Your tits aint that magical missy
It’s not all about my boobs
You must have one hell of a personity to make me superglue by japs eye
nah I’m a bore really "Just remember the giant strawberries miss! | |||
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"Come to hotel room, poo in his mouth, and leave " Wow thats a shit meet.... | |||
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"I got chatting to a couple. Seems the wife had a fetish thing for Lancom makeup, they actively encouraged me to meet with with in Manchester on the proviso that I brought a quantity of make up that the wife could use during the evening's play. The thought of make up play didn't quite do it for me, so whilst the invitation to meet was a lovely gesture, the practicalities of a possible meet didn't do it for me.... Because I'm worth it..... Oops, wrong brand " Dressing up clothes too? Or not? | |||
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