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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land

So the other day whilst on a car journey with the kids, we were having our usual telling jokes session. My eldest has nailed the dad jokes already.

Now as I've admitted here I'm a bit literal sometimes. So as the what is black and white and read all was being explained to the boys. It suddenly dawned on me it was read not red. I've spent most my life knowing this joke but I genuinely thought it meant red as the newspaper my uncles read had their name in red!!!

So my question is what is it that should be common knowledge, did you not find out until later in life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That took some brain power to decipher there and there's none left for a personal contribution now, sorry!

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"That took some brain power to decipher there and there's none left for a personal contribution now, sorry! "

Lol the dyslexic in me is strong today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s black and white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What vanilla meant

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"What’s black and white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender "

Luckily I get that one

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"That women are sexy"

Actually took me a while to figure that one out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What vanilla meant "

It's ice cream.

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"What vanilla meant "

See I don't even know when that term came into existence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was finding out that the Queen uses her handbag to relay messages to her aides or staff when she's in public!

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"What vanilla meant

It's ice cream."

There was a thread on here a while ago about Neapolitan knickers, I did Google it and regretted it

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"Mine was finding out that the Queen uses her handbag to relay messages to her aides or staff when she's in public! "

Does she really? I never knew that

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

that the easiest way to peel a banana is by pinching the bottom as it were, not by trying to tear off the stalk end

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"that the easiest way to peel a banana is by pinching the bottom as it were, not by trying to tear off the stalk end"

What really? It looks like I don't know much that is common knowledge to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an arrow on the fuel gauge in the car which tells you which side the petrol cap is on

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

That the numbers on a toaster aren't levels of toastyness....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"that the easiest way to peel a banana is by pinching the bottom as it were, not by trying to tear off the stalk end

What really? It looks like I don't know much that is common knowledge to others "

i know it sounds like some kind of witchcraft and completely wrong, but try it and you'll be surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"There is an arrow on the fuel gauge in the car which tells you which side the petrol cap is on "

If my car wasn't as warm as Satan's armpit I'd go check this

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

nearby

That laser actually means something lol

Light amplified by simulated emission of radiation

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"That the numbers on a toaster aren't levels of toastyness....

"

That kind of sounds like a cute metric of measurement though

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"That laser actually means something lol

Light amplified by simulated emission of radiation "

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding out that you should actually crumble the oxo cube while still in the wrapping.

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"Finding out that you should actually crumble the oxo cube while still in the wrapping. "

That I only discovered a couple of years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding out that you should actually crumble the oxo cube while still in the wrapping.

That I only discovered a couple of years ago! "

And I've just found that out

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The 'I before E except after C' rule is wrong, there are more exceptions than words that follow the rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to know the OP

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary.

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"Finding out that you should actually crumble the oxo cube while still in the wrapping.

That I only discovered a couple of years ago!

And I've just found that out "

Unfolded the corners and then crush the cube and then add to what your making

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"Get to know the OP "

Charmer

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By *emorefrida OP   Couple
over a year ago

La la land


"The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary. "

Not going to fall for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding out that you should actually crumble the oxo cube while still in the wrapping.

That I only discovered a couple of years ago!

And I've just found that out

Unfolded the corners and then crush the cube and then add to what your making "

Mind. Blown.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"There is an arrow on the fuel gauge in the car which tells you which side the petrol cap is on "

I found that out the other day, very handy!

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