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That dogshit needs picked up its attracting flies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats what I feel like saying to the neighbours, Finished early for the day, came out back, with a coffee, the neighbours dog, shits out there backdoor, but it looks like they haven't cleaned it up for a while. Im now sitting with fly spray trying to disperse the flys. Otherwise they are decent neighbours. So how to approach the situation without it turning into some channel 5,neighbours at war situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report them to the council

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Chuck a packet of shit bags over the fence

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you get along with them normally, just tell them innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats what I feel like saying to the neighbours, Finished early for the day, came out back, with a coffee, the neighbours dog, shits out there backdoor, but it looks like they haven't cleaned it up for a while. Im now sitting with fly spray trying to disperse the flys. Otherwise they are decent neighbours. So how to approach the situation without it turning into some channel 5,neighbours at war situation "
just tell them nicely your kitchen has flies in it and you saw a lot outside their door and would they kindly pick pooches poo up. It's the decent thing to do being a dog owner. We pick our dogs up each time they do one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck a packet of shit bags over the fence "
lol I like that reply.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Shoot the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in your own garden and don't clear it up. See how they like it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Shoot the dog? "

Oh no it is no fault of the poor dog. The adults are to blame.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If you get along with them normally, just tell them innit "

If not, go nick a cone off the Motorway and place it over the offending poop

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Shoot the dog?

Oh no it is no fault of the poor dog. The adults are to blame."

Quite right. Shoot them and take the dog.

What breed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Thats what I feel like saying to the neighbours, Finished early for the day, came out back, with a coffee, the neighbours dog, shits out there backdoor, but it looks like they haven't cleaned it up for a while. Im now sitting with fly spray trying to disperse the flys. Otherwise they are decent neighbours. So how to approach the situation without it turning into some channel 5,neighbours at war situation "

Train the flies? But seriously... Just explain what's happening... They can either ignore you or do something about it... You won't know till you give them the opportunity.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham


"If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you "

Oh please tell more , “ bags of water with pennies in ? “ ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could sneakily pick it up on a late night, then tie the bags round their door handles? Then deny all knowledge, blame it on their other neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you

Oh please tell more , “ bags of water with pennies in ? “ ...

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Hang one by your door and stops bee's and wasps coming into your house also

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hate neighbours you should have heard mine yesterday,I'm just grateful I don't have small children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you

Oh please tell more , “ bags of water with pennies in ? “ ...

Hang one by your door and stops bee's and wasps coming into your house also "

Yup, what he said. The coppers (1 or 2 pences work) reflect sunlight and they don't like it.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land


"If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you

Oh please tell more , “ bags of water with pennies in ? “ ...

Hang one by your door and stops bee's and wasps coming into your house also

Yup, what he said. The coppers (1 or 2 pences work) reflect sunlight and they don't like it."

Ooo I've not heard that before

As for next doors smell, is using a hosepipe to wash the offending smells away from your side and possibly towards their door, from your own garden?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I hate neighbours you should have heard mine yesterday,I'm just grateful I don't have small children "

Hey Ignite, I think I would gladly swap neighbours with some of mine who think it's cool to be blasting crappy "music" out at 5 o'clock in the morning

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Next time you're chatting just say nicely that the dog poo is attracting flies, would they mind picking it up. We usually approach neighbours if there's a problem they can get a bit uppity because people are used to nobody saying anything but I'd rather someone told me than gossiped to the other neighbours which is what happens in our street

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hate neighbours you should have heard mine yesterday,I'm just grateful I don't have small children

Hey Ignite, I think I would gladly swap neighbours with some of mine who think it's cool to be blasting crappy "music" out at 5 o'clock in the morning "

Some people are hideous aren't they,one day I will buy a very large field to build a house on so I can't hear or see any selfish neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't want to say anything to them, bags of water with pennies in hung around where you sit should at least keep flies away from you

Oh please tell more , “ bags of water with pennies in ? “ ...

Hang one by your door and stops bee's and wasps coming into your house also

Yup, what he said. The coppers (1 or 2 pences work) reflect sunlight and they don't like it."

Pardon me for butting in by the way

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

I had a neighbour who I am sure sat and waited for my dogs to have a shit so she could come round and complain I'd do it but not straight away just to annoy her thankfully she has gone and have a wonderful neighbour that loves my dogs now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We had some neighbours who used to throw dog poo on to our lawn and at the side of our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on their doorstep, innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is awful - I have just been dog sitting and practically had the poo bag under his arse to catch it lol

Joking aside, I picked it up st8 away and a bucket of bleached water over the top.

If you have a conversational relationship already I would knock and say something. If not I think the poo bags over the fence is a bloody brilliant idea lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoot the dog?

Oh no it is no fault of the poor dog. The adults are to blame.

Quite right. Shoot them and take the dog.

What breed? "
Its a little pug, but shits like a small horse

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'd get on the red bat phone to your local council & do it anonymously!

You don't want someone getting aggressive with you and in your face shouting at you in times of Covid19?

Ask to be anonymous.

If they have an animal then they should be responsible for it!

You could always say you don't know what they are talking about if they confront you and don't they think its really hot at the moment to deflect the situation then bugger off inside your home!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our neighbours are like that. 3 dogs and shit everywhere, the heat makes the smell unreal. It cracks me up. They get in and out of the hottub and act like nothing is on the floor *boke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our neighbours are like that. 3 dogs and shit everywhere, the heat makes the smell unreal. It cracks me up. They get in and out of the hottub and act like nothing is on the floor *boke*"

Not barefoot I hope....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its bad for the dogs too as its poor living conditions the RSPCA will investigate if its really bad too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our neighbours are like that. 3 dogs and shit everywhere, the heat makes the smell unreal. It cracks me up. They get in and out of the hottub and act like nothing is on the floor *boke*

Not barefoot I hope...."
yep it's grim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its bad for the dogs too as its poor living conditions the RSPCA will investigate if its really bad too"

They've been reported before and nothing happened .... Sspca are crap up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our neighbours are like that. 3 dogs and shit everywhere, the heat makes the smell unreal. It cracks me up. They get in and out of the hottub and act like nothing is on the floor *boke*"
Eeekkkk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"We had some neighbours who used to throw dog poo on to our lawn and at the side of our house"

Rescue a cat and get revenge

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