FabSwingers.com forum: What's in my hand?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

High five to anyone who can guess the object I'm holding right now. I'll answer yes/no questions and start you off with a clue...I often stuck it.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Your phone, I assume

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

suck*

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A willy

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Do you sometimes need to lick it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High five to anyone who can guess the object I'm holding right now. I'll answer yes/no questions and start you off with a clue...I often stuck it. "

Dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your phone, I assume "

You suck your phone? Nope

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A pen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A willy "

Unfortunately no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice lolly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you sometimes need to lick it too?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you see afterwards?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pen "

Nope

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A palm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead mouse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice lolly? "

Nope

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Asthma inhaler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An uncooked sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you see afterwards?"

Huh? I'll say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thumb

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A palm"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long sharp knife out of the knife block?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dead mouse?"

Ew, and nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asthma inhaler?"

No, good guess though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An uncooked sausage?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long sharp knife out of the knife block?"

What do you think goes on in mh House

? Nope

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Asthma inhaler?

No, good guess though "

A giant gummy bear then?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suck* "

Something between 6 and 8 inches that can be stuck into a wet place and usually spurts from the top ?

I'm guessing a straw ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you see afterwards?

Huh? I'll say yes

Suck it and see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long sharp knife out of the knife block?

What do you think goes on in mh House

? Nope"

Like I had a scene from three blind mice with sausages was in my mind, but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vape thingy.....?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small aubergine.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vape thingy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vape thingy.....?"

High five!!!!

What's in yours now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/20 10:50:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small aubergine.....?"

Is it hard or soft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vape thingy.....?

High five!!!!

What's in yours now? "

Same. Snap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Sucked off by poster at 12/08/20 10:50:08]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vape thingy.....?

High five!!!!

What's in yours now? "

Haha, you don't wanna know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vape thingy.....?

High five!!!!

What's in yours now? "
.

Yay!!!!! I won!!!!!!

Ok so mine is round and has a hole in it ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doughnut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnut?"

Nope but I wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nut

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nut "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo"

No not a polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ring"

No ......

It's spherical and blue with bits sticking out all over it .. ..

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Cock ring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stress ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock ring! "

Haha nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stress ball?"

Not a STRESS ball .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/20 11:12:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid effing predictive!

A Jammie Dodger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dryer ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid effing predictive!

A Jammie Dodger? "

Oooooh I love them but no .....

It's not edible ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frisbee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frisbee? "

Ok no but between that and it not being a stress ball getting close ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fidget spinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ...."

A dog's chew toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ...."

I'm quite competitive at any sort of game..

Collar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy"

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A hammer

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol! "

Only because you basically gave us the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol!

Only because you basically gave us the answer"

Ah ok you won't want the prize then I made it too easy...

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol!

Only because you basically gave us the answer

Ah ok you won't want the prize then I made it too easy..."

Never said that I didn't want the prize still haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol!

Only because you basically gave us the answer

Ah ok you won't want the prize then I made it too easy..."

I think I should get the prize for the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fidget spinner

Lol I'm loving your guesses but no ...... It's for a pet ....

A dog's chew toy

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Filthy pic heading your way lol!

Only because you basically gave us the answer

Ah ok you won't want the prize then I made it too easy...

Never said that I didn't want the prize still haha"

Go on then .....

Now what's in your hand?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

So in my hand currently is something a bit wet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in my hand currently is something a bit wet...."

A wash cloth

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"So in my hand currently is something a bit wet....

A wash cloth "

Nope

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cup of tea

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A toothbrush "

That was earlier lol. Sorry

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cup of tea "

Cup of coffee was also earlier. Sorry

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Wet wipes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cup of tea "

In your hand?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In who's hand???

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Wet wipes"

Nope sorry

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A pre cum dribble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pre cum dribble? "

Better pass him those wet wipes after all

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"A pre cum dribble?

Better pass him those wet wipes after all"

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A pre cum dribble?

Better pass him those wet wipes after all

Unfortunately it wasn't. Feel free to pop round to give me a hand though

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Hand sanitiser

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The object in question has helped make me less wet this morning...

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Towel

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A sponge

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Towel "

Winner winner. I'll sort out a prize in a little while

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fanny?"

Saucy

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Fanny?"

I wish it was

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Towel "

So what's in you hand now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tramps piss soaked shoes....?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Squid?"

Show me your gonads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads "

In pm?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx"

Are you sure?

I will do it!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!"

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it"

Enjoy....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it

Enjoy....

Cheeky xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it

Enjoy....

Cheeky xxxx

See, now what I don't get is, when I ask for vag from the ladies, they don't just send it like that, no fuss.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it

Enjoy....

Cheeky xxxx

See, now what I don't get is, when I ask for vag from the ladies, they don't just send it like that, no fuss.....?

Asking the wrong people nippy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it

Enjoy....

Cheeky xxxx

See, now what I don't get is, when I ask for vag from the ladies, they don't just send it like that, no fuss.....?

Asking the wrong people nippy lol "

I think I've asked everyone, is that an offer....?

Anyway, I'm sorry to interrupt the thread, back to normal service, as you were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squid?

Show me your gonads

In pm?

xxx

Are you sure?

I will do it!

Do it

Enjoy....

Cheeky xxxx

See, now what I don't get is, when I ask for vag from the ladies, they don't just send it like that, no fuss.....?

Asking the wrong people nippy lol

I think I've asked everyone, is that an offer....?

Anyway, I'm sorry to interrupt the thread, back to normal service, as you were....

I've not been asked .... Clearly not good enough

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