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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ladies in tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

"
nope I didn’t wanna look stupid and ask but I’m pretty sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps."

And, no. Mine don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps."

Flip Flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Flip Flops"

Gotcha !!!! Now I wanna know ? I don’t think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps."

Opening.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

And, no. Mine don't."

And you're Australian!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty

Like a horny lady equivalent of Pinocchio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Flip Flops"

Mine are green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok guys, in response to that do you think your cock gets bigger in the warmer weather ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys, in response to that do you think your cock gets bigger in the warmer weather ??"

It has since you posted.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight"

I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, in response to that do you think your cock gets bigger in the warmer weather ??"

Not in RL

Yes on Fab

and balls droop lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady"

You weren't in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in"

Got toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty

Like a horny lady equivalent of Pinocchio."

the more I lie the bigger they swell .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache "

No excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Flip Flops

Mine are green."
jim you on it ? That sounds like session madness chat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse"

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

It is not"

See

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

It is not

See"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

And, no. Mine don't.

And you're Australian!"

I don't call them thongs, either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot

The only thing I can pronounce in a Scottish accent is murder. That is due to Taggart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

It is not

See

But you're happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in"

Ask Granny what her thoughts are regarding cold weather and beef curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Jimchop to answer the question,no they don't

What do vegans call beef curtains?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Ask Granny what her thoughts are regarding cold weather and beef curtains."

Who's Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty

Like a horny lady equivalent of Pinocchio.

the more I lie the bigger they swell ....."

Such a beautiful liar.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I can pronounce in a Scottish accent is murder. That is due to Taggart

Can you apply it to anyone using the term “beef curtains” please... also if you can roll your r’s correctly well done m’dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And Jimchop to answer the question,no they don't

What do vegans call beef curtains? "

Cabbage curtains

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Ok guys, in response to that do you think your cock gets bigger in the warmer weather ??"

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse"

You're a hard man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man."

Not in this heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Flip Flops

Mine are green.jim you on it ? That sounds like session madness chat "

I think I've got Session Madness' second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pardon?"

There’s always one

you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Nope, my vag danglies stay the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat"

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

And, no. Mine don't.

And you're Australian!

I don't call them thongs, either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure I get larger when it’s hotter

Must be something to do with blood flow

I need some volunteers for some empirical research!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile."

That did the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Piss flaps "

But rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure I get larger when it’s hotter

Must be something to do with blood flow

I need some volunteers for some empirical research!"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick"

What you even harder now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pardon?

There’s always one

you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez

I understood some of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

What you even harder now?"

Hard as concrete

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

What you even harder now?

Hard as concrete"

Tiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick"

Now I've got a stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

What you even harder now?

Hard as concrete

Tiles "

Need a good grouting

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

Now I've got a stinky."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Opening.....

I’d say my opening stays the same What ever the weather! Lol

So how’s your cock fair up in the cold weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?"

Only if you remove the swim suit first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

What you even harder now?

Hard as concrete

Tiles

Need a good grouting"

I bet you've done some grouting in your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or does having bigger lips make women a bit self conscious ? Personally i love a woman with a bit more around there, find it so hot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Only if you remove the swim suit first"

Did Granny say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pardon?

There’s always one

you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez

I understood some of it."

Excellent... Gaun yersel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ladies in tonight

I'm a lady

You weren't in

Got toothache

No excuse

You're a hard man.

Not in this heat

Take a look at Hanson44's profile.

That did the trick

What you even harder now?

Hard as concrete

Tiles

Need a good grouting

I bet you've done some grouting in your time."

Still sc*aping it out from under the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Only if you remove the swim suit first

Did Granny say that?"

She whispered it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful."

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Only if you remove the swim suit first

Did Granny say that?

She whispered it to me"

Thought so.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains? "

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimmy "

Yassy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty

Like a horny lady equivalent of Pinocchio.

the more I lie the bigger they swell .....

Such a beautiful liar."

I try

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

And, no. Mine don't."

You just have pert nipples when you wear Hot Pants

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy

Yassy. x"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything."

I soya what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

I soya what you did there

Let's fist bump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

I soya what you did there

Let's fist bump."

Only fists?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

I soya what you did there

Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Chest bump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

I soya what you did there

Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Chest bump?"

Cool. I won't suggest hip bumps as I would send you flying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?

Of course

Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.

You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?

I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.

I soya what you did there

Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Chest bump?

Cool. I won't suggest hip bumps as I would send you flying

Yeah!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Well when all this nonsence is over, Jim and F&B are gonna have a willy off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Camel toe or cameltoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camel toe or cameltoe?"

Camel toe or camel-toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Well when all this nonsence is over, Jim and F&B are gonna have a willy off

A willy off who? Someone might miss their willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Camel toe or cameltoe?

Camel toe or camel-toe

I was just about to add a -. You beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camel toe or cameltoe?

Camel toe or camel-toe

I was just about to add a -. You beat me to it."

You have to dash around with me you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Let's fist bump.

Only fists?

Well when all this nonsence is over, Jim and F&B are gonna have a willy off

A willy off who? Someone might miss their willy

I suppose it depends on who gets into the ring first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of."

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

Oh, Lana.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU

Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU

Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube

Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU

Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube

Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max

That's what I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months

It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.

We already know what your beef curtains taste of.

Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU

Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube

Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max

That's what I like."

Me too, very moreish...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually, ladies, do you remember cold weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My labia closes for the winter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter."

Bit like the Overlook Hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter.

Bit like the Overlook Hotel."

Business as usual in the summer over here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter.

Bit like the Overlook Hotel.

Business as usual in the summer over here."

That's great news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter.

Bit like the Overlook Hotel.

Business as usual in the summer over here.

That's great news!"

Eat out to help out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter.

Bit like the Overlook Hotel.

Business as usual in the summer over here.

That's great news!

Eat out to help out!"

I couldn't agree more.

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over a year ago

"My labia closes for the winter.

Bit like the Overlook Hotel.

Business as usual in the summer over here.

That's great news!

Eat out to help out!

I couldn't agree more."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples

All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor."

I've got a little black bag ..and a nurse called steffy scope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor.

I've got a little black bag ..and a nurse called steffy scope"

Has Steffy ever mentioned a career change?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Mine don't. I'm always warm in that area no matter what the weather is.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's always warm in that area. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good beef curtains everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, are they floppier today?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's not something I'm aware of to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains. Pmsl. Just for the record no they dont but I'd prefer them to be called pretty net curtains rather than beef. Lol.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No. My fanny flaps remain flappy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beef curtains. Pmsl. Just for the record no they dont but I'd prefer them to be called pretty net curtains rather than beef. Lol. "

Fun flaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm always learning.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Jim. I keep them between my legs. It's always warm there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef curtains. Pmsl. Just for the record no they dont but I'd prefer them to be called pretty net curtains rather than beef. Lol.

Fun flaps?"
better but mine dont flap lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend."

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always learning."

And you have come to the right place to learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Jim. I keep them between my legs. It's always warm there."

Good to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm always learning.

And you have come to the right place to learn

It's cheaper than Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him."

Please do

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

Please do

Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

Please do

Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today

Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion"

I don't think he's menopausal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion

I don't think he's menopausal."
men are born menopausal. It's not called MEN for nothing

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No. My nipples get so hard they hurt though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

Please do

Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today

Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..

I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

Please do

Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today

Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..

I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?!"

Yes it does actually...Really love making ladies and gents feel better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. My nipples get so hard they hurt though. "
I know the feeling. Sometime I have to put make up pads inside my bra to stop them hurting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She knows the feeling. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows the feeling. ^"
I really do

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather

I'll ask him.

Please do

Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today

Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..

I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?!

Yes it does actually...Really love making ladies and gents feel better..

Oh thank God for that,well we appreciate all your sweatyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labia minora

The bits I love unfolding with my tongue ??

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps."

Prefer them being called corn beef flaps

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!

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By *cottishsparkMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

I’m from Glasgow and I’m down in Portsmouth I have never wanted to get home so quick in my life was 35 degrees today and I had to have all my work gear on feel like I’m dead x

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over a year ago

"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!

Do you always say it, VAGINA! ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Labia minora

The bits I love unfolding with my tongue ??"

You have a skilful tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Prefer them being called corn beef flaps

Beef flaps it is.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!

Do you always say it, VAGINA! ?"

Of course. And you have a penis - right?

I also call it Cunnilingus and fellatio - sexy as fuck I am!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Prefer them being called corn beef flaps

Beef flaps it is."
the lips are to funnel the piss , so piss flaps and it ain't rude !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!

I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!

And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!

Do you always say it, VAGINA! ?

Of course. And you have a penis - right?

I also call it Cunnilingus and fellatio - sexy as fuck I am!

I know you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?

I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.

Prefer them being called corn beef flaps

Beef flaps it is.the lips are to funnel the piss , so piss flaps and it ain't rude ! "

I've taken your point on board.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummm thru don't feel the cold so much because they are usually tucked up, safe and warm in my knickers. If I have no knickers on and legs akimbo, I probably have a penis very close and so benefit from the heat transfer

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