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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who’s got a fan, do you know anyone who’s got a fan, or maybe you’ve met someone who has a fan. If you have a fan how many settings has it got, mines got three, number 3 nearly blows my wig off. My fan is 18’, so twice as long as my flaccid penis, how big is your fan ?

* just to clarify I’m talking about the fan that blows air, not the fan who fawns over you, I repeat a fan that blows air. Over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might put a bowl of ice water in front of it, I’ve heard this might work to cool the room and shit

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I've got one...although I have to battle with the pooch to actually get in front of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 3 in use. One of them is an Air Cooler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got one...although I have to battle with the pooch to actually get in front of it "

Unless the dog pays rent there’s only one winner there if he was mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m surprised this thread didn’t take off, back to the drawing board, maybe wait for the next heatwave

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can’t use it or my toupee flaps in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t use it or my toupee flaps in the wind. "

This is my problem, the syrup won’t behave

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"I've got one...although I have to battle with the pooch to actually get in front of it

Unless the dog pays rent there’s only one winner there if he was mine "

But he's a pampered pooch...plus he weighs 60kg and is stubborn as a mule, so moving him is easier said than done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got one...although I have to battle with the pooch to actually get in front of it

Unless the dog pays rent there’s only one winner there if he was mine

But he's a pampered pooch...plus he weighs 60kg and is stubborn as a mule, so moving him is easier said than done "

60kg, you sure it’s not a Shetland pony ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My fan is ace. Has a remote. 6 speeds and you can set it to natural gusts of air so it cycles through different speeds. Got a timer o. It and it oscillates in 3 different ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fan is ace. Has a remote. 6 speeds and you can set it to natural gusts of air so it cycles through different speeds. Got a timer o. It and it oscillates in 3 different ways. "

Is it made by NASA ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Got a small air on unit bought a few winters ago

Mates took the Mickey out of me but he who laughs last laughs loudest

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My fan is ace. Has a remote. 6 speeds and you can set it to natural gusts of air so it cycles through different speeds. Got a timer o. It and it oscillates in 3 different ways. "

I think I have the same fan by the sounds of it it's amazing!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

18" here. Starts off slow and quiet, can go faster but more noise to get the job done. Rests overnight and is ready for action in the morning. Turns on when things gets hot

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My fan is ace. Has a remote. 6 speeds and you can set it to natural gusts of air so it cycles through different speeds. Got a timer o. It and it oscillates in 3 different ways.

Is it made by NASA ?"

Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fan downstairs that’s huge but noisy and seems to blow warm air around.

My one upstairs is a dyson, its nice and quiet But lacks the ability to cool me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fan has three settings? That’s tame as fuck, get one with seven settings or something, be wild as fuck and cool as fuck (literally).

Alas, my fan only has three settings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to sit on it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an air cooler that takes ice packs. 3 settings. Definitely on the highest against tonight when I go to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im going to sit on it now! "

You’re more than welcome

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

I have a tiny little crappy fan 3 seetings and with the front missing & leaning at an angle because the legs wonky... i feel i may melt tonight

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I have a large fan, 12 different speeds, and and you an switch on and off rotation and head vertical movement. Nice blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to sit on it now!

You’re more than welcome "

Turn it up to 3, I need a good blowout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im going to sit on it now!

You’re more than welcome

Turn it up to 3, I need a good blowout "

Brace yourself lady, she will turn your lips blue

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