FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesiest pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.

'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ????

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to jizz upon your shadow”

Not going to lie, I contemplated marrying him then and there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out"

Haha, this made me laugh!!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A guy asked me what I was doing tonight, as I sat with my hubby at a bar once

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"i'm an artist, will you be my muse?" (i married the girl who said that to me)

"I read that you are shy, im shy too so i flipped a coin to see who would write first, i lost."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look edam good!

I’ll get my coat...

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out"

I thought I was special

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to jizz upon your shadow”

Not going to lie, I contemplated marrying him then and there.

He sounds like a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

I thought I was special

Haha I knew you would say that haha

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out"

Oh Dash!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out"

Just beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

Oh Dash!

It beats "how are you today"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

Oh Dash!

It beats "how are you today" "

it sure does fella, i might have to try it

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

I thought I was special

Haha I knew you would say that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out"

This is now being sent to hundreds of women on this site haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,

I feel it more than half a crime,

When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,

To mar the silence ev'n with lute.

At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes

An image of Elysium lies:

Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,

Form in the deep another seven:

Endymion nodding from above

Sees in the sea a second love.

Within the valleys dim and brown,

And on the spectral mountain's crown

Now get your tits out

Oh Dash!

It beats "how are you today"

it sure does fella, i might have to try it

I double dare you, do it!!!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to jizz upon your shadow”

Not going to lie, I contemplated marrying him then and there.

He sounds like a keeper! "

Gonna need to be, won't be able to walk for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy asked me what I was doing tonight, as I sat with my hubby at a bar once

Haha, the nerve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again??

The cheddar is strong on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again??

A guy I knew years ago used spin the sane to all the girls.....

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Crinnnngggeeee.

I always felt uncomfortable and embarrassed every time.

Needless to say he always struck out.

Even thinking about it now makes me uncomfortable.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

well hello

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again??

A guy I knew years ago used spin the sane to all the girls.....

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Crinnnngggeeee.

I always felt uncomfortable and embarrassed every time.

Needless to say he always struck out.

Even thinking about it now makes me uncomfortable.

Haha, there are some cringy ones about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can you grab my arm so I can tell everyone iv been touched by an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another gem, "Call your mother and tell her you won't home tonight"

Jesus wept!

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ive got your coat, get in the van

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

you and your mates singing 'youve lost that loving feeling' it worked out ok for Maverick

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"you and your mates singing 'youve lost that loving feeling' it worked out ok for Maverick

Have seen this done by two navy friends. It was epic. The girl they did it to had no idea what they were on about. So funny.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Back in the days before the internet, I used to use phone chatlines - my intro message was: "I've got a fast car outside, to get me to a fast woman"...

....cheesy, but it worked - I made quite a few late-night/early-hours dashes across the country for a few hours of fun...

....including my introduction to the world of having a wife in front of her husband...

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Have seen this done by two navy friends. It was epic. The girl they did it to had no idea what they were on about. So funny. "

Witnessed the same 'in reverse' - two US military nurses did it to a pilot...

....all his mates quickly joined in with the girls - it was hilarious!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.

'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ????"
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“ How do you like your eggs in the morning “.

Fertilised or unfertilised

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cheesiest

I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

Hi, you look Gouda enough to eat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You need a handkerchief

Does this smell of chloroform

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit”

Is your face that big to fit my arse on

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Can you drive ? Yes. Then drop your tail board and back into this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you drive ? Yes. Then drop your tail board and back into this "

Haha, some great ones lol

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By *ushkinMan
over a year ago

Northampton

If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs

What time do they open?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first"

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By *ushkinMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first

Ah sorry, thought it said "saltiest pick up line"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.

'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ????.

“ How do you like your eggs in the morning “.

Fertilised or unfertilised "

Eeeuuuwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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