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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me? "Stand by | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me? "Do you want to be sprinkled, sprayed or washed away? | |||
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"I have a hose, I suspect it's not big enough for you  "If it can spray me down it's big enough  | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Do you want to be sprinkled, sprayed or washed away?"We'll go for sprayed shall we,why how powerful is your hose then? | |||
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"possibly, but why put such a leading post but have your profile hidden? or that part of the tease. xxx " I've been banned by showing it by Admin it's too gross for public consumption. | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby  "Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well? | |||
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"i think not some how xxx" True. | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Do you want to be sprinkled, sprayed or washed away?
We'll go for sprayed shall we,why how powerful is your hose then?"Awesome, where do want sprayed first, shall I point or do you want to handle the hose? | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby
Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well? "That would be a pleasure | |||
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"I have a hose, I suspect it's not big enough for you
If it can spray me down it's big enough "Less of a spray, more a dribble | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me? "Sounds.... hot. 
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Do you want to be sprinkled, sprayed or washed away?
We'll go for sprayed shall we,why how powerful is your hose then?
Awesome, where do want sprayed first, shall I point or do you want to handle the hose?"If it's a big hose I think you better handle it I get all flustered with anything big,just point and release  | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby
Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well?
That would be a pleasure "Ooh thankyou I was rather expecting a negative response | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me? "I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well. I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much. To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away | |||
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"I have a hose, I suspect it's not big enough for you
If it can spray me down it's big enough
Less of a spray, more a dribble "Now if I was just a bit sweaty a dribble may do the job,but I'm thinking I need something more industrial with today's heat. | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby
Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well?
That would be a pleasure
Ooh thankyou I was rather expecting a negative response "Why would you ever think that x | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Sounds.... hot.
No really. "You're into sweaty hot backs are you?! | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well.
I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much.
To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away
"I'll just come and lie on your lawn in an hour the sprinkler sounds great. | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby
Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well?
That would be a pleasure
Ooh thankyou I was rather expecting a negative response
Why would you ever think that x "You don't want my dampness in your hot tub now do you  | |||
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"i have a big hose but i dont think its going to cool ya down "If it's big it should do. | |||
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"i have a big hose but i dont think its going to cool ya down
If it's big it should do."yeah true, if its water that comes out of it | |||
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"i have a big hose but i dont think its going to cool ya down
If it's big it should do.
yeah true, if its water that comes out of it "Well yeah what did you think I mean?!  | |||
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"I'm in my garden with my hose ready just incase you come calling. Next door have a pool, so tempted to hurdle the fence and skinny dip as they are away" Do it you'll be daft not too,just check for any cctv cameras | |||
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"i have a big hose but i dont think its going to cool ya down
If it's big it should do.
yeah true, if its water that comes out of it
Well yeah what did you think I mean?! "not that kind of hose, but i def can supply the hose u are looking for | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well.
I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much.
To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away
I'll just come and lie on your lawn in an hour the sprinkler sounds great."You are more than welcome! The lawn is still soft and green and comfy and the water from the sprinkler is really refreshing | |||
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"Sitting in hot tub cold wine waiting for hubby
Do you mind if I pop in for a couple of min's to wash off my sweat,a glass of wine sounds wonderful as well?
That would be a pleasure
Ooh thankyou I was rather expecting a negative response
Why would you ever think that x
You don't want my dampness in your hot tub now do you "Think we all would be a tad wet | |||
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"I'm in my garden with my hose ready just incase you come calling. Next door have a pool, so tempted to hurdle the fence and skinny dip as they are away Do it you'll be daft not too,just check for any cctv cameras "I don't believe they have CCTV. if I do it I'll take some pics, lol | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well.
I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much.
To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away
I'll just come and lie on your lawn in an hour the sprinkler sounds great.
You are more than welcome! The lawn is still soft and green and comfy and the water from the sprinkler is really refreshing "That sounds healthier than my crunchy faded grass,I'm there! | |||
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"I dont have a hose how about a bucketful "Beggars can't be choosers yeah go on then  | |||
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"Please enlighten me, why start a thread then hide your profile ? Just wondering "I didn't start a thread and hide my profile,I hid my profile then started a thread there's a difference. I mean I hid my profile about 7 months ago but that's neither here or there is it. | |||
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"I guess you don't want this bucket of ice then? "Oh what a wonderful idea yes please for the cocktails I may have later | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well.
I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much.
To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away
I'll just come and lie on your lawn in an hour the sprinkler sounds great.
You are more than welcome! The lawn is still soft and green and comfy and the water from the sprinkler is really refreshing
That sounds healthier than my crunchy faded grass,I'm there!"Yes, I had been lucky this year. I'll always try to make it real wet in the evening | |||
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"Please enlighten me, why start a thread then hide your profile ? Just wondering "Starting threads doesnt mean gagging for a meet. | |||
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"I dont have a hose how about a bucketful
Beggars can't be choosers yeah go on then "Hurrah | |||
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"I guess you don't want this bucket of ice then?
Oh what a wonderful idea yes please for the cocktails I may have later "Now i feel im the Tom Cruise character from Cocktail. | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
I am sitting on the patio, out of the sun now but still hot and sweaty as well.
I will turn on the sprinkler in an hour, when there is more shadow and I don't burn the lawn too much.
To help you cool down, if you can't wait I can spray your front and back side directly from the hose and wash the sweat away
I'll just come and lie on your lawn in an hour the sprinkler sounds great.
You are more than welcome! The lawn is still soft and green and comfy and the water from the sprinkler is really refreshing
That sounds healthier than my crunchy faded grass,I'm there!
Yes, I had been lucky this year. I'll always try to make it real wet in the evening "I'm always a bit mindful of wasting water and money | |||
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"Please enlighten me, why start a thread then hide your profile ? Just wondering
Starting threads doesnt mean gagging for a meet. "In no way did I think or imply it was.  | |||
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"Feeling any cooler? " I am now thankyou I'm sat in the shade with all tiny thunderbird crawling all over me,I think that's what they are anyway. I really need a shower. | |||
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"Please enlighten me, why start a thread then hide your profile ? Just wondering
Starting threads doesnt mean gagging for a meet. "Yes it's weird isn't it,I feel rude saying my profile is hidden as I don't want any nosey f...... looking at it | |||
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"I guess you don't want this bucket of ice then?
Oh what a wonderful idea yes please for the cocktails I may have later
Now i feel im the Tom Cruise character from Cocktail. "I'll have a Sex on the beach please Tom | |||
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"I guess you don't want this bucket of ice then?
Oh what a wonderful idea yes please for the cocktails I may have later
Now i feel im the Tom Cruise character from Cocktail.
I'll have a Sex on the beach please Tom "Where that damn taxi? | |||
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"Mr.H reporting for hosing duty "Whip that hose out then I'm mucky as hell | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me? "Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose.. | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose.. "Well it's not all that to be honest I'm covered in little bugs and I desperately need a shower,but hope you get in yours soon. | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose..
Well it's not all that to be honest I'm covered in little bugs and I desperately need a shower,but hope you get in yours soon."Last cut and im out of this sweat pit today...  x | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose..
Well it's not all that to be honest I'm covered in little bugs and I desperately need a shower,but hope you get in yours soon.
Last cut and im out of this sweat pit today... x"Do you not have any fans to keep you cool? | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose..
Well it's not all that to be honest I'm covered in little bugs and I desperately need a shower,but hope you get in yours soon.
Last cut and im out of this sweat pit today... x
Do you not have any fans to keep you cool? "Circulating the air in the salon is a no no with the pandemic even wearing shields as not all customers will wear a mask as not compulsory. Doors and windows wide open and hairdryer blowing my bits dry .. | |||
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"Sunbathing with an incredibly sweaty drippy back,gross anyone have a big hose for me?
Wish i was in the garden..Enjoy receiving your big hose..
Well it's not all that to be honest I'm covered in little bugs and I desperately need a shower,but hope you get in yours soon.
Last cut and im out of this sweat pit today... x
Do you not have any fans to keep you cool?
Circulating the air in the salon is a no no with the pandemic even wearing shields as not all customers will wear a mask as not compulsory. Doors and windows wide open and hairdryer blowing my bits dry .. "Of God of course,I had mine cut last week and had to wear a mask thankfully it only takes a few min's for her to cut it. Hairdryer on cold setting for you then . | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ... "What outside?! | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!"That would be daft ... | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ... "Very | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ...
Very "Are you back in your garden? Should I let the water company know? | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ...
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Are you back in your garden? Should I let the water company know? "Yeah but I've more or less been thrown out,it's interview video time it's taking forever and I need the toilet | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ...
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Are you back in your garden? Should I let the water company know?
Yeah but I've more or less been thrown out,it's interview video time it's taking forever and I need the toilet "Better not mention hoses and gushing water then ... | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ...
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Are you back in your garden? Should I let the water company know?
Yeah but I've more or less been thrown out,it's interview video time it's taking forever and I need the toilet
Better not mention hoses and gushing water then ..."You just did | |||
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"I have my fan on, no need for hoses ...
What outside?!
That would be daft ...
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Are you back in your garden? Should I let the water company know?
Yeah but I've more or less been thrown out,it's interview video time it's taking forever and I need the toilet
Better not mention hoses and gushing water then ...
You just did "Oh yes.  | |||
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