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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I went out.

I wilted.

I came back.

I melted.

I'm sitting.........

It's hot....

I've farted

So what?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went out.

I wilted.

I came back.

I melted.

I'm sitting.........

It's hot....

I've farted

So what?"

It stinks!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold "

I'd say hot

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold "

Much worse when hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold

Much worse when hot."

But sound so much better.

Really resonates through a sweaty crack!

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I would imagine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

The fart didn't stink

It wasn't a rattle

It was long low and mellow

Like the moo of the cattle

It sounded like roaring

From engines on harleys

So i'll pack in the all bran

N go back to the Farleys

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold "

Ah ha! Farting factoid on the way!

One possible reason that farts appear to smell worse in the heat is due to the frequent stomach problems that hot and humid weather tend to induce.

Add to this the fact that warm air rises faster and the result is a fabulously fetid fart that assaults one’s nostrils within milliseconds of it being expelled from the arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fart didn't stink

It wasn't a rattle

It was long low and mellow

Like the moo of the cattle

It sounded like roaring

From engines on harleys

So i'll pack in the all bran

N go back to the Farleys

"

Did it sneak through your cheeks,

Like a thief in the night?

Was it perfumed like roses?

Or smelling like shite?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Jenni had a sweaty crack

She couldn't stop it itchin'

She pulled her skiddies down all slack

But still she kept on bitchin

She wiped it front , she wiped it back

But still it kept on moistening

She asked a friend to help her out

And he said , 'Jennie luv. It's glistening!'

She hired it out to a Life boat Crew

Who used it as a warning

To stay away from sandy bays

Till at least 10 in the morning

Now jenni stands out on a rock

Just doing revolutions

Now and then she waves her cock

In helicopter circumlocutions

She's a tourist trap

When she has a thrap

And she's earned a pretty penny

She's so full of talent

And awfully galant

That's Southport Hussy Jennie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fart didn't stink

It wasn't a rattle

It was long low and mellow

Like the moo of the cattle

It sounded like roaring

From engines on harleys

So i'll pack in the all bran

N go back to the Farleys

Did it sneak through your cheeks,

Like a thief in the night?

Was it perfumed like roses?

Or smelling like shite? "

Did it honk, did it squelch?

Did you pop, did you guff?

A rip roaring rasper?

Or a little love puff?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I went to the docs about my odourless farts.

He said.... Granny there are good news and bad news.

Your farts stink but you've got no sense of smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Twas on the bridge at midnight.

Granny's lips were all a quiver.

She gave a shout,

Her teeth fell out,

And floated down the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to the docs about my odourless farts.

He said.... Granny there are good news and bad news.

Your farts stink but you've got no sense of smell."

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