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Free poems! Come on ladies, get your four line wonder's here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then "

Sparkles is in there first the fiery Scot,

One look at her profile and you know she's got the lot,

The classy dress in the photo means you're on a winner,

If you take this one out for an expensive dinner!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Go on do your best

I'm sure you'll get no rest

Compliment all their bottoms

And idolise their breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howay then

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

There was a Man called Mcvitie

Who played for Birmingham City

He scored ninety goals

All with his nose

And now it's flat, what a pity

...over to you Poet Laureate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a four liner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo can Midnight have one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howay then "

My, my your username has a lot of S's,

All the guys want to hear you scream all the yeses,

I think we can all agree on one thing Sassy and Red,

And it's that we all dream of you in our bed!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooh do me! Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a Man called Mcvitie

Who played for Birmingham City

He scored ninety goals

All with his nose

And now it's flat, what a pity

...over to you Poet Laureate"

I've nothing against the Bluenoses,

But I'm Orient through and through,

Sometimes it gets a little sad,

Languishing down in League Two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howay then

My, my your username has a lot of S's,

All the guys want to hear you scream all the yeses,

I think we can all agree on one thing Sassy and Red,

And it's that we all dream of you in our bed! "

Haha I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh do me! Please "

Bend over then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a four liner "

A four line it is after all, 85 is the best year,

Back to the Future came out, a film I hold dear,

But now I can see better things to hold,

Though not in this heat, let's wait till it turn cold!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

"

Yes pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please op xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo can Midnight have one please "

I know what RACK means, I have one atop my car,

Does that now mean I get to unhook your bra,

Simply stunning, sleek and great to take for a spin,

Oh damn I'm onto my car again so let's throw this one in the bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo can Midnight have one please

I know what RACK means, I have one atop my car,

Does that now mean I get to unhook your bra,

Simply stunning, sleek and great to take for a spin,

Oh damn I'm onto my car again so let's throw this one in the bin! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a four liner

A four line it is after all, 85 is the best year,

Back to the Future came out, a film I hold dear,

But now I can see better things to hold,

Though not in this heat, let's wait till it turn cold! "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh do me! Please "

Notsoposh you appear to have ripped your jeans,

How did it happen, come on now spill the beans,

I'll bring over my needle and thread to mend them good as new,

Not before we made a few more tears as we tear other garments off you!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

I’d love a four liner

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yes please! My day is seriously lacking poetry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

Yes pls "

The devil wings plus the halo might confuse some guys,

But don't worry I can see it in your eyes,

You've got that naughty streak that leaves them wanting to score,

Then the angelic side comes out which has guys craving more!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh do me! Please

Notsoposh you appear to have ripped your jeans,

How did it happen, come on now spill the beans,

I'll bring over my needle and thread to mend them good as new,

Not before we made a few more tears as we tear other garments off you! "

Ooh thank you..... And ooooh yes please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Go on then OP, love a bit of creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a poet makes his rare appearance it would be wrong to not indulge.

Yes please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Go on then

Sparkles is in there first the fiery Scot,

One look at her profile and you know she's got the lot,

The classy dress in the photo means you're on a winner,

If you take this one out for an expensive dinner! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please op xx"

This couple's sensible when they wear their mask,

Write them a poem, I know I'm up to the task,

John and Kinky Kat, what delightful folk they are,

He'll say we'll done and offer encouragement as you explore inside her bra!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d love a four liner "

Yep curves a lot, she's got the best kind,

The type that make you go weak at the knees and seem to melt your mind,

I'm flattered to write a crappy poem for her,

As I join the rest and wish I were making her purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man who liked scallops

All the protein they gave him made him gallop

He avoids all the gunk

Cause he has so much spunk

He’s dying to empty his bollocks

Boom boom - I’m here all week

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

How could I resist such an offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please! My day is seriously lacking poetry."

A day without poetry, that's a huge shame,

For you are a firecracker I'd love to tame,

Here's your dose of poorly written rhyme,

I'll be sure to pen another when I have a little more time

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oooh, sounds fun. I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then OP, love a bit of creativity "

How I love a girl in a football top,

Spurs are OK, though Orient would make me pop,

The players must've been gutted to have no crowd,

You'd be missed on the terrace, all pert and proud

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m really enjoying this thread.

OP you have some talent there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a poet makes his rare appearance it would be wrong to not indulge.

Yes please "

You shall go to the ball Sinderella and I'll take you,

Just lay there and my kiss will wake you,

Oh damn that's Sleeping Beauty my minds all a flutter,

With your sexy photos it's now in the gutter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please "

Foxy Vixen with her witty mug of tea,

How do I get her to wrap her mouth around me,

I'll play it cool with a nice Earl grey,

And once the kettle's boiled she'll be my greatest lay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes please "

Gobbychick has just got out the shower,

Mind control will make that towel drop, I know I have the power,

And thanks for the compliment, my talent is complete luck,

And I'm hoping it'll help in my quest for a... Date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please

How could I resist such an offer "

This lovely couple are a match made in heaven,

You can tell by the photos that she's definitely an eleven,

Not looking for pen pals they want proper fun,

And if you're lucky you can be the extra one!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh yes please

Gobbychick has just got out the shower,

Mind control will make that towel drop, I know I have the power,

And thanks for the compliment, my talent is complete luck,

And I'm hoping it'll help in my quest for a... Date "

Let’s work on those powers then

Thank you for that

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Please

Foxy Vixen with her witty mug of tea,

How do I get her to wrap her mouth around me,

I'll play it cool with a nice Earl grey,

And once the kettle's boiled she'll be my greatest lay! "

I'm a wee bit in love with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh, sounds fun. I'm in x"

Raven Red posseses one heck of an arse,

So distracting and I'll try to not make this ditty a farce,

She's got me memorised I'm going to forget my place,

I'll wrap this one up and lay down in a dark place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please

How could I resist such an offer

This lovely couple are a match made in heaven,

You can tell by the photos that she's definitely an eleven,

Not looking for pen pals they want proper fun,

And if you're lucky you can be the extra one! "

Amazing

Thank u, love it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yes please! My day is seriously lacking poetry.

A day without poetry, that's a huge shame,

For you are a firecracker I'd love to tame,

Here's your dose of poorly written rhyme,

I'll be sure to pen another when I have a little more time "

This has really made me smile OP, thanks for taking the time to do such a lovely thread. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please! My day is seriously lacking poetry.

A day without poetry, that's a huge shame,

For you are a firecracker I'd love to tame,

Here's your dose of poorly written rhyme,

I'll be sure to pen another when I have a little more time

This has really made me smile OP, thanks for taking the time to do such a lovely thread. x"

Anytime. I've enjoyed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo yes please!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo yes please!"

Hi there pretty Bellaseas,

What a gorgeous sight when she's on her knees,

An angel of the North, I'm jealous of you guys up there,

Because you've got this goddess with the long dark hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please "

Short and squishy is a great way to be,

The perfect shape if you ask me,

Your username, I hope I can read,

And that the last line rhymes with Cede!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please op xx

This couple's sensible when they wear their mask,

Write them a poem, I know I'm up to the task,

John and Kinky Kat, what delightful folk they are,

He'll say we'll done and offer encouragement as you explore inside her bra! "

Haha love it xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Impressive work, OP! I'd like one please

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impressive work, OP! I'd like one please

Mrs x"

JP you know how to take a shot,

Even when out in the cold you still look white hot,

Pretty blonde locks and the figure to match,

I'm sure Mr knows he has one hell of a catch!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooh, sounds fun. I'm in x

Raven Red posseses one heck of an arse,

So distracting and I'll try to not make this ditty a farce,

She's got me memorised I'm going to forget my place,

I'll wrap this one up and lay down in a dark place "

I love it. You clever man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh please x"

Hello there Kelly you are a total fittie,

You deserve an extra special ditty,

I'm a big fan of bouncy castles by the way,

So I'm first in line when it's time to play!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner


"I’d love a four liner

Yep curves a lot, she's got the best kind,

The type that make you go weak at the knees and seem to melt your mind,

I'm flattered to write a crappy poem for her,

As I join the rest and wish I were making her purr "

Love it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Impressive work, OP! I'd like one please

Mrs x

JP you know how to take a shot,

Even when out in the cold you still look white hot,

Pretty blonde locks and the figure to match,

I'm sure Mr knows he has one hell of a catch! "

Pahahahaha, good work! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Go on then OP, love a bit of creativity

How I love a girl in a football top,

Spurs are OK, though Orient would make me pop,

The players must've been gutted to have no crowd,

You'd be missed on the terrace, all pert and proud "

Haha thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes please! "

That is a seriously impressive rear,

Damnit Birmingham why can't you be near,

I'll take a drive and go really fast,

A speeding ticket is a small price to pay for that arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I get one too please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

"

Yes please, I'd love a poem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh can we have one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh can I get one too please ? "

That famous singer Lana Del Hey,

The one all the boys want to lay,

Looking forward to the new playlist,

Because you're top of mine and not to be missed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes please!

That is a seriously impressive rear,

Damnit Birmingham why can't you be near,

I'll take a drive and go really fast,

A speeding ticket is a small price to pay for that arse! "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can I get one too please ?

That famous singer Lana Del Hey,

The one all the boys want to lay,

Looking forward to the new playlist,

Because you're top of mine and not to be missed! "

Ha love it! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your very good at this rilliant love Reading them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh can we have one please "

Those are very thorny looking thistles,

But I'm sure they draw in all the wolf whistles,

I bet its worth getting stung and in bits,

To motorboat those magnificent tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can we have one please

Those are very thorny looking thistles,

But I'm sure they draw in all the wolf whistles,

I bet its worth getting stung and in bits,

To motorboat those magnificent tits! "

Omg that's amazing!!! Laughing my head off here! Thank you

Amazed you can do so many so quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can we have one please

Those are very thorny looking thistles,

But I'm sure they draw in all the wolf whistles,

I bet its worth getting stung and in bits,

To motorboat those magnificent tits! "

Putting this on our profile lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your very good at this rilliant love Reading them all "

Careful of the black widow they can hurt,

But this one may have been known to squirt,

So get yourself stuck and entangled in her Web,

All through Christmas and into Feb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh can we have one please

Those are very thorny looking thistles,

But I'm sure they draw in all the wolf whistles,

I bet its worth getting stung and in bits,

To motorboat those magnificent tits!

Putting this on our profile lol "

Ah you're welcome! Glad you liked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

Yes please, I'd love a poem. "

She really is an absolute gem,

The type to take your breath away and cause you to flem,

Come on lads don't be too shy,

Because this one is gorgeous and very easy on the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your very good at this rilliant love Reading them all

Careful of the black widow they can hurt,

But this one may have been known to squirt,

So get yourself stuck and entangled in her Web,

All through Christmas and into Feb! "

Oh my gosh that is fabulous thank you that made me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your very good at this rilliant love Reading them all

Careful of the black widow they can hurt,

But this one may have been known to squirt,

So get yourself stuck and entangled in her Web,

All through Christmas and into Feb!

Oh my gosh that is fabulous thank you that made me smile xx"

Welcome anytime!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

There was a man named james who lived by the river tees who,s favourite subject was to tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

Yes please, I'd love a poem.

She really is an absolute gem,

The type to take your breath away and cause you to flem,

Come on lads don't be too shy,

Because this one is gorgeous and very easy on the eye "

Haha thank you, it's very good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Been a long time since I used the forums on here but I'm back and handing out free poems to anyone who wants one...

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be quite corny,

But step right up, here goes,

Because I'm offering you all free prose!

Yes please, I'd love a poem.

She really is an absolute gem,

The type to take your breath away and cause you to flem,

Come on lads don't be too shy,

Because this one is gorgeous and very easy on the eye

Haha thank you, it's very good. "

My pleasure. Just keep being you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a poet makes his rare appearance it would be wrong to not indulge.

Yes please

You shall go to the ball Sinderella and I'll take you,

Just lay there and my kiss will wake you,

Oh damn that's Sleeping Beauty my minds all a flutter,

With your sexy photos it's now in the gutter! "

Love this. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh please x

Hello there Kelly you are a total fittie,

You deserve an extra special ditty,

I'm a big fan of bouncy castles by the way,

So I'm first in line when it's time to play! "
wow thank you thats great x

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