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Appropriating a COW........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not so Posh wants milk.

What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?

We will need some cow keeping info too.

Thanks.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Might be easier just going to a shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in the back of a Limousin.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not so Posh wants milk.

What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?

We will need some cow keeping info too.

Thanks."

A really big net.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick it in the back of a Limousin. "

Or stick it up your Jersey.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Stick it in the back of a Limousin. "

Brill ..... anyone got a limousine?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Not so Posh wants milk.

What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?

We will need some cow keeping info too.

Thanks.

A really big net.

You're welcome "

I'd need a massive handle......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't sit under it for shade on a sunny day.

You might get a pat on the head

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a milking machine ..or a bucket and stool ...and a bucket of water...and some salt cake..drive to a field with cows in set up your cow nosh and drinks bar ...sneak round behind your bovine customers and squeeze or suck your requirements...just check it's not a bull first or your beverage may taste slightly salty

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just don't sit under it for shade on a sunny day.

You might get a pat on the head "

Wonko........ Are you related to Nowhereman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mesmerism and masks so the cow can't identify you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Mesmerism and masks so the cow can't identify you."

Bugger off !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I appropriated a cow years ago.. luckily I got a divorce

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Aww Granny!

*sits in corner taking notes.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?"

We don't want to turn it !!!

We want to nick it n milk it. Is that so wrong ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?"

Cow tipping is real

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I appropriated a cow years ago.. luckily I got a divorce"

I shouldn't laugh but I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real"

That's it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow "

New photo challenge coming up.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real

That's it!"

It was in Oklahoma in the 90s.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

New photo challenge coming up..... "

Please say it's true

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow "

Now that’s a weird kind of kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't sit under it for shade on a sunny day.

You might get a pat on the head

Wonko........ Are you related to Nowhereman ?"

Twins

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow "

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I appropriated a cow years ago.. luckily I got a divorce

I shouldn't laugh but I did. "

Me too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real

That's it!"

It's a real Urban Myth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real

That's it!

It was in Oklahoma in the 90s....."

I had a mate once (yes I did, a real mate!) who reckoned they did it...... ......I never believed them.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too? "

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Not so Posh wants milk.

What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?

We will need some cow keeping info too.

Thanks."

Dress it up as an amazon driver and put it in a van... Nobody notices them

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real"
is it like tractor tipping in the cars film?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over "
I've got milkmaids on the brain now

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just don't sit under it for shade on a sunny day.

You might get a pat on the head

Wonko........ Are you related to Nowhereman ?

Twins "

I've now gone on Knob comparison.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

as in cock......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over "

I need this outfit now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They still walk the cows across the road here.

Sneak into the herd and tie ones laces together to slow it down. No one will notice it dropping off the back, and bobs your uncle fanny's your cow.

Make sure its got udders though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over

I need this outfit now... "

You do

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over

I need this outfit now... "

Yes you do...the outfit is the easy bit the cow not so much

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef. "

Have you got a milkmaids outfit?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?

Cow tipping is real

That's it!

It was in Oklahoma in the 90s.....

I had a mate once (yes I did, a real mate!) who reckoned they did it...... ......I never believed them..... "

I had a friend who had some other friends who may or may not have got d*unk in their teens and may or may not have done it.

She has felt bad about it for years. My friend.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef. "

This beef you speak of.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?

Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over

I need this outfit now...

Yes you do...the outfit is the easy bit the cow not so much "

That's why I'm taking notes on Granny's magical cow stealing thread...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"as in cock......"

What's the verdict?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef. "

Have you got a milk maid's outfit?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for "

I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.

With Estragon driving the getaway limo

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Stealing is easy. A roller skate under each hoof and a good shove.

Keeping it? Disguise. Paint "Tesla" on the side and leave in the road overnight. Anyone who questions it just sneer at them as a petrol head. Attach skates and push it with your car around the town and say you are being towed to the garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go soy or almond. They’re better for you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for

I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.

With Estragon driving the getaway limo"

I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

Have you got a milk maid's outfit? "

Hahha no but I could get one... although our cows aren’t specifically dairy cows so not sure it works x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yay, cow tipping photo challenge!

That's it, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

This beef you speak of..... "

Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for

I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.

With Estragon driving the getaway limo

I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would "

Granny's on a cock comparison. When she gets back we are totally on it.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

This beef you speak of.....

Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven. "

Well that's a bit pants then.

Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for

I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.

With Estragon driving the getaway limo

I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would

Granny's on a cock comparison. When she gets back we are totally on it..... "

I can Granny's thorough,.this could take a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it "

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it "

And the person who looked at a chicken laying and egg and thought I bet there’s something tasty inside that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

This beef you speak of.....

Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven.

Well that's a bit pants then.

Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat? "

You bring the manly meat and I’ll supply the cows haha. X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird "

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

This beef you speak of.....

Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven.

Well that's a bit pants then.

Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat?

You bring the manly meat and I’ll supply the cows haha. X"

I may be a while. I have to test their manliness first

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee. "

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming "

I volunteer Nippy for that one

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Awww Granny

Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....

Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Awww Granny

Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....

Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "

If I ever need to pick a team you're on it. It wouldn't even matter what for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one "

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT! "

But it's for Anabelle....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awww Granny

Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....

Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin?

If I ever need to pick a team you're on it. It wouldn't even matter what for "

Exactly what she said....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle.... "

Gutted..I'm just gutted

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By *ucy baileyCouple
over a year ago

North Cambridgeshire

Which ever method you choose to appropriate a cow make sure you mooooooooove quickly to save being caught ... haha so couldnt resist

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle.... "

If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle.... "

I reckon we could talk him around

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....? "

Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around "

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?

Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx"

Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways.... "

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?

Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx

Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy..... "

I'm just so impressed you'd think of milking a bull cow thingy for the girls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take "

Come play in the stream. That will work

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?

Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx

Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy.....

I'm just so impressed you'd think of milking a bull cow thingy for the girls "

I'm impressed he was considering changing his mind and suckling it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take

Come play in the stream. That will work "

Girlfriend lets out on a show

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take

Come play in the stream. That will work

Girlfriend lets out on a show "

Would be quite the spectacle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Have you ever seen the film Top Secret? There is a scene where they are supposed to be disguised as a cow but actually it’s just a real cow with a pair of wellies and a beret on ..... sooooo my plan would be paint daft great spots on it, slap a hat on its head and pretend it’s a pantomime cow, then all you have to do is walk casually away with said cow and it’s job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take

Come play in the stream. That will work

Girlfriend lets out on a show

Would be quite the spectacle "

You could always milk me instead

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.

Think about it

milking is a logical step surely

Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird

Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...

I need coffee.

And the photo opportunities just keep a coming

I volunteer Nippy for that one

I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!

But it's for Anabelle....

I reckon we could talk him around

Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....

True..win him around. I wonder what it would take

Come play in the stream. That will work

Girlfriend lets out on a show

Would be quite the spectacle

You could always milk me instead "

Or as well.......

Will that convince Nippy to suckle the cow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just find a lad called Jack and offer him a couple of 'magic' beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might be easier just going to a shop."

Is Granny losing her mind ? Such a sensible response

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Oi be eading up the 386 now. The marvellous moo’er is kickin seven bales out me shed and the grockle (oi put e in thee shed ta keep thee heffer subdooed) is creating....

Thee bailer cord is lookin a bit frayed moind so I’m liable to be a news item on west cuntry this evenin... we is eading towards the north coast, oi’l be dere drekly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion? "

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just thought the thread group should know..I put my Jethro dvd on for my mum

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oi be eading up the 386 now. The marvellous moo’er is kickin seven bales out me shed and the grockle (oi put e in thee shed ta keep thee heffer subdooed) is creating....

Thee bailer cord is lookin a bit frayed moind so I’m liable to be a news item on west cuntry this evenin... we is eading towards the north coast, oi’l be dere drekly "

You're a star. I'll put kettle on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Stick it in the back of a Limousin. "

Ha ha very amusing!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

"

I may or may not have just ordered a milk maid outfit.

Pay day is a bad plan....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.

I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow

I may or may not have just ordered a milk maid outfit.

Pay day is a bad plan.... "

I vote for may xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right? "

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go "

GULP!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go "

I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

GULP!! "

At least wear some wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.

Have you got a milk maid's outfit?

Hahha no but I could get one... although our cows aren’t specifically dairy cows so not sure it works x "

You don't even need to have cows to wear a milk maid's outfit ... not with my intentions anyway

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

GULP!!

At least wear some wellies"

That's what cowboy boots are for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time "

You're so good to me

I do and I'm still convinced you made their day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

GULP!!

At least wear some wellies

That's what cowboy boots are for.... "

Ooo even better .. waiting with baited breath for the picture

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time

You're so good to me

I do and I'm still convinced you made their day "

I forgot its Tuesday this morning as well. They may have had the top half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?

And jeans and a bra at least, right?

Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go

GULP!!

At least wear some wellies

That's what cowboy boots are for....

Ooo even better .. waiting with baited breath for the picture "

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands


"Awww Granny

Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....

Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "

Aww I just wanna give you a hug.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

You're welcome

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UeCfxzrGDyg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're welcome

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UeCfxzrGDyg"

Wtaf....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Awww Granny

Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....

Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "

Oooooo Hello Pauly dear heart.... I mean decadentdevon Owz u moi lovley ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Might be easier just going to a shop.

Is Granny losing her mind ? Such a sensible response "

Testing Testing. I never said that.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think milking the cow might be easier not that iv ever milked a cow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Having concluded the cock comparison

The findings are:

Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.

Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.

I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.

Thank you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S.

Did we get a cow ? Or at least some milk ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"P.S.

Did we get a cow ? Or at least some milk ?"

Skinned it! Now on my feet as shoes

( I was only joking!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're welcome

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UeCfxzrGDyg

Wtaf.... "

We aren't doing that.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having concluded the cock comparison

The findings are:

Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.

Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.

I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.

Thank you."

Phew. Good work Granny.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"P.S.

Did we get a cow ? Or at least some milk ?

Skinned it! Now on my feet as shoes

( I was only joking!) "

oooooooooo Heffer ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"P.S.

Did we get a cow ? Or at least some milk ?"

Well the milk question got weird....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform and a net always works

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By *illiamabc100Man
over a year ago

chester

Why not stimulate your breasts to produce milk ? Have you tried induced lactation ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Having concluded the cock comparison

The findings are:

Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.

Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.

I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.

Thank you."

That's good enough for me

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