FabSwingers.com forum: what do you do?

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

your outside enjoying your favourite drink, it's going down a treat and an insect lands in it!

Do you rescue said insect and finish the drink?

Or throw it away?

Or swallow the insect and drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish out the bug then finish the drink

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Retrieve it from my drink and make the little bastard spit it out.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Take a pic, rescue and drink

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It comes out with a spoon, then the 5 second rule applies

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Take a pic, rescue and drink

The insect would have drowned in the time it takes me to take a pic

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Retrieve it from my drink and make the little bastard spit it out."

Talk about a free loader

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

I always knew you were weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch him drown, sigh a melancholy sigh and remind myself of the futility of life.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watch him drown, sigh a melancholy sigh and remind myself of the futility of life. "

That's harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish it out and carry on with the drink

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

I always knew you were weird

It's ok.... The others haven't noticed. It'll be our secret.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Retrieve it from my drink and make the little bastard spit it out.

Talk about a free loader

Waste not, want not!

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Remove the little fucker, administer CPR then finish my drink as it recovers next to me.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It comes out with a spoon, then the 5 second rule applies

What if there's a bit of wing left behind

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Alcoholic drink - scoop it out and carry on

Coffee - remake

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Depends on what sort of insect....a fruit fly or midge, definitely fish it out.....a dung beetle or bluebottle, chuck the whole thing and start again

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Retrieve it from my drink and make the little bastard spit it out.

Talk about a free loader

Waste not, want not!

The insect not you

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Retrieve it from my drink and make the little bastard spit it out.

Talk about a free loader

Waste not, want not!

The insect not you

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

I always knew you were weird

It's ok.... The others haven't noticed. It'll be our secret.

It's safe with me..always

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Remove the little fucker, administer CPR then finish my drink as it recovers next to me.

O have lost count of the insects I've squashed or killed just trying to save then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fish it out and carry on. It ain't gonna kill ya

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Alcoholic drink - scoop it out and carry on

Coffee - remake"

I wonder if insects an get d*unk

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Alcoholic drink - scoop it out and carry on

Coffee - remake

I wonder if insects an get d*unk

can't see why not

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Fish out the bug then finish the drink"

I'm inclined to do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink it down

always in need of the extra protein

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Drink it down

always in need of the extra protein

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what if it flies about inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink it down

always in need of the extra protein

what if it flies about inside you

It'll never get out alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish it out to survive then throw the drink away. I dont know where its been and it might literally shit itself with fear in my drink!!.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

If it was a 'nice' insect like a bee, a butterfly or a ladybird I'd fish it out and finish the drink. If it was a dirty big fat fly or a wasp I'd ditch the drink but if it was a horrible scary spider I'd have probably flung the glass away as far as I could and upturned the table in my panic to get away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish it out and release it, then drink the drink, don’t waste it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

little bugs...... fish out and drink my drink.

Big hairy buggers...... chuck drink away.

Let that be a warning men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait for more insects to join, then eat them all. Good source of protein

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That's why I always sieve my drinks through my moustache

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

Use the silicon cuppa heat savers, I do this when wasp season is rife in the forest on my pint of cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swear, moan about the impracticality of 'enjoying' food and drink outside, fish it out, finish drink, go inside to really enjoy myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is drinking the same as you then swap drinks when they ain’t looking

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Remove the little fucker, administer CPR then finish my drink as it recovers next to me.

O have lost count of the insects I've squashed or killed just trying to save then

I tip my cap to you for trying. X

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If someone is drinking the same as you then swap drinks when they ain’t looking

Naughty...but taken on board

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That's why I always sieve my drinks through my moustache

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We recently laid a concrete path. While it was still set a new landed on it. I carefully lifted it out but it had concrete on its legs which picked up a load of dust

. I had to kill it because it couldn't fly or walk.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We recently laid a concrete path. While it was still set a new landed on it. I carefully lifted it out but it had concrete on its legs which picked up a load of dust

. I had to kill it because it couldn't fly or walk."

Aww...at least you tried!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"We recently laid a concrete path. While it was still set a new landed on it. I carefully lifted it out but it had concrete on its legs which picked up a load of dust

. I had to kill it because it couldn't fly or walk.

Aww...at least you tried!"

A bee landed on it. God knows why it auto corrected to new

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Fish it out then try & find some more so they can administer CPR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish it out and flick it away

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Fish it out and flick it away

At least let it dry off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This is where I admit to being weird..... Clingfilm over the top of the drink at all times that I not actively drinking because I'm paranoid about accidentally drinking an insect

Use the silicon cuppa heat savers, I do this when wasp season is rife in the forest on my pint of cider"

Ooh that's a bit sensible. Looks less weird than a roll of cling as well...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Really depends on the bug whether I fish it out and finish the drink or the whole lot gets thrown on the grass

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fish the bugger out and disinfect the rest with vodka or gin

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

fish it out, poor little bugger just wanted a refreshing drink too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what sort of insect....a fruit fly or midge, definitely fish it out.....a dung beetle or bluebottle, chuck the whole thing and start again

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw swallow and got excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your outside enjoying your favourite drink, it's going down a treat and an insect lands in it!

Do you rescue said insect and finish the drink?

Or throw it away?

Or swallow the insect and drink

Fish it out and continue just like I would if I went to a relatives for dinner and found a hair in my food.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Throw away the whole drink. Probably wash my cup as well. #germaphobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rescue the little critter and then enjoy my drink , I'm a country boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh. A wasp landed in a friends drink the other weekend. He put his finger in allowing the wasp to clamber on and rescued it! Who rescues wasps?! He claimed it was for the benefit of his pint.

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