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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors." Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry." Pleasure. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure." Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs." Have I ever what, Jimmy? | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy?" You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside." No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary." You are a fast typer. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary. You are a fast typer."  You noticed. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary. You are a fast typer. You noticed."I couldn't help but notice you, Mel. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary. You are a fast typer. You noticed.
I couldn't help but notice you, Mel."Glad you noticed me, Jim. Hope you'll find the right secretary for granny. | |||
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"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors. Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry. Pleasure. Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs. Have I ever what, Jimmy? You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside. No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary. You are a fast typer. You noticed.
I couldn't help but notice you, Mel.
Glad you noticed me, Jim.
Hope you'll find the right secretary for granny."Me too! | |||
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"I can’t type or spell so that’s me out" If you go to summer school at Hogwarts, get back to me in September. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim?" Still searching for an indoor secretary. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary." I can type | |||
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"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind? "Granny is kind. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type" You're the best candidate so far. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far." I'm fast | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast" How fast? | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary." I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast?" Very | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time." I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very" That's impressive. I do have concerns though. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though." What? | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?" Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What?" You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside." Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside. Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it." Please pass my kind regards to Granny. And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of." I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside. Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it. Please pass my kind regards to Granny. And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down." No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside. Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it. Please pass my kind regards to Granny. And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down. No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing." Much obliged. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation." I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time. I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you? Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside. Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it. Please pass my kind regards to Granny. And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down. No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing. Much obliged." *Hand sanitised hand shakes* | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. " I do have a granny fetish | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish" Oh. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh." It's a small carved likeness of Granny. | |||
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"P.S. Jim, if you ever open up an outdoor sexcretary post in the UK, please do send me some details. I should consider the option of possibly relocating if the offer is worth considering. King Regards." I will most certainly do that. I'll never forget you. | |||
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"P.S. Jim, if you ever open up an outdoor sexcretary post in the UK, please do send me some details. I should consider the option of possibly relocating if the offer is worth considering. King Regards. I will most certainly do that. I'll never forget you." You're so very kind. | |||
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"Can I be Mel's undersecretary....?  "The position has been filled, sorry. | |||
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"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?
Granny is kind."Yes..she is. I am rather fond of Granny! | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny." This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner?" I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk? | |||
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"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?
Granny is kind.
Yes..she is. I am rather fond of Granny!"I think I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say, we're all rather fond of Granny. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?" One of those blow up one's? | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?" A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk? A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness." I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny. | |||
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"Anyone need a maleboy "Let me find a secretary first for Pete's sake. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk? A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness. I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny." Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk? A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness. I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny. Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters." I'd been even faster if I used my penis to type with as well. | |||
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"Is Granny sorted, Jim? Still searching for an indoor secretary. I can type You're the best candidate so far. I'm fast How fast? Very That's impressive. I do have concerns though. What? You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of. I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation. I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. I do have a granny fetish Oh. It's a small carved likeness of Granny. This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner? I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk? A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness. I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny. Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters. I'd been even faster if I used my penis to type with as well." Really, I'll make a note of that. I'd of course have to talk to Granny about your unorthodox typing method. | |||
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"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!?" What would you bring to the role? | |||
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"Temporary secretary He's keen. He's got his hand up." I like the way the light hits his hand. I look forward to reading his CV. | |||
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"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!? What would you bring to the role?" If she wants it outside I could bring a tarpaulin to keep the rain off, or offer some shade if it’s sunny. | |||
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"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!? What would you bring to the role? If she wants it outside I could bring a tarpaulin to keep the rain off, or offer some shade if it’s sunny. " You think outside the box. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master." What, lovely Gwanny. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny." Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. " Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary." Oh. Answer still same. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same." I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though." I doubt you'd get the job then. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. I doubt you'd get the job then." What?! | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. I doubt you'd get the job then. What?!" What?! Charming. If she had to get her own gin and tonic  | |||
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"That sounds like a dream job, is it on Indeed? I'm applying for that. When I grow up I want to be just like Granny Crumpet "Indeed. Me too, but without the drink. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. I doubt you'd get the job then. What?! What?! Charming. If she had to get her own gin and tonic "I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender. | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. I doubt you'd get the job then. What?! What?! Charming. If she had to get her own gin and tonic
I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender."Those duties are all part of being a secretary,do you think that CEO sorts out his own dry cleaning or his wife's birthday gift?! | |||
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"God no I bet she's a right task master. What, lovely Gwanny. Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic. Good thing she wants an indoor secretary. Oh. Answer still same. I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though. I doubt you'd get the job then. What?! What?! Charming. If she had to get her own gin and tonic
I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender.
Those duties are all part of being a secretary,do you think that CEO sorts out his own dry cleaning or his wife's birthday gift?! "In that case Granny can get stuff her job. Before she asks me to to stick a broom up my bum. | |||
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I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......
Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !
I must check threads more often
I must check threads more often
I must che................ | |||
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I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......
Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !
I must check threads more often
I must check threads more often
I must che................"Keep your eye on the ball Granny... | |||
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I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......
Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !
I must check threads more often
I must check threads more often
I must che................" | |||
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