FabSwingers.com forum: Marmite flavoured condoms

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yay or nay?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

No for me

I can't recall ever sucking a dick with a condom on. Bet they taste awful.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock. "

That's something different

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh yes indeed!

I want to feel that yeast goodness around my bell-end

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Noooooo

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Marmite is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like marmite but it has to be streaked onto buttered toast or ryvita.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Could you give the recipient a yeast infection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally

I think mines more Bovril flavoured......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twiglets spring to mind

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Twiglets spring to mind

Ouch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Only only use them on Bournville Boulevard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twiglets spring to mind

Now I'm conflicted.. I like twiglets

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Twiglets spring to mind

Marmite condom whilst sounding with a twiglet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twiglets spring to mind

Now I'm conflicted.. I like twiglets

I should have sent you some with HC last night

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Don’t forget, there is Marmite cheese for sale in supermarkets.

Not that I’m associating nobs with cheese of course.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Twiglets spring to mind

I think it referred to the taste, Hope. Not the shape and size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twiglets spring to mind

I think it referred to the taste, Hope. Not the shape and size

Around here you never know

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock.

That's something different"

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh yes indeed!

I want to feel that yeast goodness around my bell-end

This guy knows a good thing when he sees it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock. "

It might help it rise

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like marmite but it has to be streaked onto buttered toast or ryvita. "

Not streaked onto your lady bits from a cock then?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally

I think mines more Bovril flavoured......

Beefy!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Would have thought houmous ones would be more popular

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Twiglets spring to mind

Knobbly, yeast flavoured cocks!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Don’t forget, there is Marmite cheese for sale in supermarkets.

Not that I’m associating nobs with cheese of course.....

Of course...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock.

It might help it rise

Need to proof it overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative.

Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.

Mmmm yeasty cock.

It might help it rise

Need to proof it overnight

Pop it in someone just warm enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a proper marmite soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather have marmite on my cock and someone lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no!

Had an ex- who streaked marmite on her favoozala. She didn't get any cunnilingus that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like marmite but it has to be streaked onto buttered toast or ryvita.

Not streaked onto your lady bits from a cock then?

Overload of antibiotics this past year has had its affect on my lady bits without adding marmite to the mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway.

Fair one!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

Marmite = the devils poo poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you give the recipient a yeast infection?

I doubt it but it may prevent HPV...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god nooooo just noooooooooooo

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Bloody hell, I *used* to say I loved all things marmite.

That's no longer the case having seen this thread

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could you give the recipient a yeast infection?

I doubt it but it may prevent HPV..."

By putting the other person off sex?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..

Crunchy or smooth?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bloody hell, I *used* to say I loved all things marmite.

That's no longer the case having seen this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeee, why not. It would certainly be a talking point/conversation opener!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eeeeeee, why not. It would certainly be a talking point/conversation opener! "

One of the things thst would tempt me into an MMF is glow in the dark condoms. Just because I'd want to watch the guys have a lightsaber fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a jagermeister condom in the house somewhere

I doubtful that it tastes like jäger though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That sounds like yeast infection

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

My girlfriend liked the cheese & onion ones, until I told her I hadn’t put one on yet.

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

I won't be investing in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..

Crunchy or smooth? "

Crunchy please

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I won't be investing in that"

Damn. Hopefully one of the other dragons likes my idea. £20k for 30%!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..

Crunchy or smooth?

Crunchy please

Extra texture!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My girlfriend liked the cheese & onion ones, until I told her I hadn’t put one on yet. "

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