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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A park ranger once told me that we are never more than six feet away from a rat........

Did the rats know before us ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘ Ben, the two of us need look no more,

We both found what we were looking for.......’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the rats should go talk to the people in Tesco because I've just come back from there and there was no social distancing what's so ever

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe the rats should go talk to the people in Tesco because I've just come back from there and there was no social distancing what's so ever "

You weren't fucking in the fish finger fridge again were you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the rats should go talk to the people in Tesco because I've just come back from there and there was no social distancing what's so ever

You weren't fucking in the fish finger fridge again were you ?"

No, the pizza aisle....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rats are smart. If you have two rats and you put one rat in rat jail, the other rat will share its food with the one in jail through the bars.

True fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘ Ben, the two of us need look no more,

We both found what we were looking for.......’

"

I love that song

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Maybe the rats should go talk to the people in Tesco because I've just come back from there and there was no social distancing what's so ever "

People are shagging all over the place on here, don't think they're that bothered about Tesco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat in the middle of my living room worrying where the dirty rat is now....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe the rats should go talk to the people in Tesco because I've just come back from there and there was no social distancing what's so ever

You weren't fucking in the fish finger fridge again were you ?

No, the pizza aisle...."

Did you have pineapple on it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm sat in the middle of my living room worrying where the dirty rat is now.... "

It's okay nippy ....... yours is six feet into next doors...... there there x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘ Ben, the two of us need look no more,

We both found what we were looking for.......’

I love that song"

A great film to and for the record, I wasn’t crying at the end.....I merely had conjunctivitis on that occasion......yes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Rats are smart. If you have two rats and you put one rat in rat jail, the other rat will share its food with the one in jail through the bars.

True fact

"

No. I will not bring you cake next time you are in Walton. K ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rats are smart. If you have two rats and you put one rat in rat jail, the other rat will share its food with the one in jail through the bars.

True fact

No. I will not bring you cake next time you are in Walton. K ?"

Just toss it over the wall,GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat in the middle of my living room worrying where the dirty rat is now....

It's okay nippy ....... yours is six feet into next doors...... there there x "

I was looking on a mates profile yesterday and she's put must be 6ft or under, I had to re-read that..... (YKWYA Stubbsy85)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Rats are smart. If you have two rats and you put one rat in rat jail, the other rat will share its food with the one in jail through the bars.

True fact

"

Another rat study demonstrated that a single rat will clear a set maze quicker and more deftly if they are observed by other rats who it seemed cheered their intrepid runner onwards whilst simultaneously possibly squeaking directions.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rats are smart. If you have two rats and you put one rat in rat jail, the other rat will share its food with the one in jail through the bars.

True fact

Another rat study demonstrated that a single rat will clear a set maze quicker and more deftly if they are observed by other rats who it seemed cheered their intrepid runner onwards whilst simultaneously possibly squeaking directions. "

Oh I so hope that is true

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm sat in the middle of my living room worrying where the dirty rat is now.... "

In the middle of the living room?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mice sing to each other. How cool is that?

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