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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a fight last night and won which I'm happy about .. Then got offered a blowjob off a ring card girl ... Omg worst blowjob in the world .. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt aware such a thing existed for you guys lol ....what makes a bad one...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

whats a ring card girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jammy bastard

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

i think its the girl who walks round a boxing ring with a card telling you what round it is next lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh bad blow jobs happen definitely. Some women think all you do is just have a cock in their mouth and not do anything or not use their hands as well.

My worst one hurt as she kept using her teeth, so it bloody hurt and I had little bruise marks on the end

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i think its the girl who walks round a boxing ring with a card telling you what round it is next lol"

Oh it makes sense now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh bad blow jobs happen definitely. Some women think all you do is just have a cock in their mouth and not do anything or not use their hands as well.

My worst one hurt as she kept using her teeth, so it bloody hurt and I had little bruise marks on the end

ouch

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Bet you didnt say that to her.. think perhaps you would have got a Bobbit !!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

teeth... scraping your bell end like a cheesegrater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I stopped her half way through .. Awful lol

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

the ones that go at it like they're trying to inflate a tyre or something my guy gives me 'save me' signals so I go down on them to distract them lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one once where she was so rough that there was blood in my urine the following day.

An embarrassing trip to doctors followed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was unfortunate to bring home a young lady who obv thought she knew what she was doing.....

After fully scraping the head of my cock with her front teeth...making me bleed...i gave her a helping hand out of the door..ouchhh, solo sore!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

owwwwwww!!!! thank god nobody made me bleed, I hope they didnt injure more people!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I took a chunk out of a guys cock once. He should of prewarned me he was about to shove a vibrater up my arse. Six years later he still moans about it lo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he keep the swelling tho.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a chunk out of a guys cock once. He should of prewarned me he was about to shove a vibrater up my arse. Six years later he still moans about it lo"

you can blame porn films for him doing that! I reckon he saw it and thought "oooo she will love it!" Of course in porn films they are all pre lubed up, pre stretched and warmed up. In real life, erm no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also know a girl that having watched her brother being hospitalised on the rugby pitch by a dirty tackle, take out the perpotrator that eve give him a blowjob he'll never forget ouch !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations on winning the fight, sorry the 'prize' wasn't so great

I bit a guys cock once by mistake

...only once mind

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like this thread.

Makes a change from hearing how rough men are , how ignorant sexually and how they just pummell away for minute after minute with fingers n cock n then anything else they can lay their hands on in any hole they can find.

Long live the cock biters !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember "blow football".

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